Here, kitty kitty!

re: #272, TexaRican: DAMN funny picture on Yahoo. BUT, did you also catch the sidebar picture/caption? That says, “Related Slideshow” and the photo title says “Tiger Woods”? And it’s a picture of STEVIE WONDER reading Braille? WHUPS.

And…I am relaxed. I don’t take offense to your views at all. Just because I want to share my own happiness with people regarding my choice doesn’t make me “uptight”…
I wasn’t the one who started sharing first. I think if nothing else this comment board, and this site is about free speech. Sorry I am not talking about the almighty popular poop.

Run Kitty RUN! Chuckles is coming to get you!

My hometown is extreeeeemely Catholic and birth control methods didn’t really get discused. Needless to say, by the end of my senior year of high school, OVER 1/3 OF MY FEMALE HIGH SCHOOL CLASS had dropped out for pregnancy related reasons. One girl in particular had her fourth child when she was seventeen.

Not talking to kids DOESN’T WORK.

P.S. Boss Hog was a stone-cold fox.

cake or death!?

Chuck chuck bo buck
Banana fana fo…

I don’t know about impervious, annabelle, but you are thoughtful and articulate. It is a very complex issue, and either side that tries to present it as simple misses the boat.

Okay, H. I’m shakin’ it baby!

Thank you Susie for playing so well with others. I too prefer to ignore trolls.

Hey Claude here’s one for you.
What did the snail say when he took a ride on the turtle’s back?

weeeeee!

part timer, i’m here too, and it’s so sad.

Kids tv today isn’t all boobah, my current favorite is Between the Lions.

And, abstinance is a pretty good option if you haven’t taken biology yet. In my HS, that was 10th grade.

Did I cover everything?

(One more comment,and I’m gonna have to donate!)

Just logged in, and I don’k know what Bucky4E’s is on about, but i’ll be in it for a part of the action!

What is a troll?

I was too busy with work and everything else when I was in public school, I didn’t have any time to even THINK about sex. I had friends in the seventh grade though, that were huge sluts. I just didn’t get. Of course, I’m not a push over like my friends were, and I was very blunt on the things I didn’t or did want to do. Even if I WASNT slightly Mormon, I would still be a virgin. Simply because my life is too hectic, and I’m doing fine and dandy without all the blowjobs and romps-in-hays. Just my two cents.

i like a nice grabby, globey kind of man butt. not girly. just powerful and muscles a workin.
amanda b., home safe and sound? good.

Having said that, I acknowledge that Chuck is a (clearly) consenting adult dog and who he licks and snuffles and where he licks or snuffles them is OK with me. And when people are so mean to dogs, not feeding them all the time and not letting them sleep on the bed and saying “No!” and “Bad dog!” all the time, I can understand how they can look for the emotional support they need from other dogs.

I wouldn’t put it past my mother to come looking for me here. Of course she would put, “THE FONZ”
I swear, I created a monster!

Anyone know how to find Dooces very first post on dooce.com ?

Bucky, I’m all about your ass baby.

Katiebbaw likes to _trol asses_ NOT the same thing..mmhmmm

ashik, your “emotional” comment reminded me:

Years ago I had to teach an abstinence curriculum to middle school girls. One of the most memorable exercises was having the kids call out what their “dream” mate was like — Brad Pitt’s eyes, Robin Williams’ personality, WHATEVER. Then they pictured their perfect future mate. Then they were each given a large, perfect, tissue-paper heart. And they were told that each time they were intimate with someone before the “right” one came along, they gave that someone a piece of their heart. So I had them imagine how many people they thought they might be intimate with before the right one, and to tear off pieces of the heart for each of those. It was fun and funny, but when we were done, some girls still had perfect hearts, some had a few pieces missing, some were still well-shaped, but smaller, and some were unrecognizable as a heart. The point being, what do you want to have to offer your dream when he shows up? It sounds hokey here, but it was quite powerful to those kids. I had some of them tell me years later that that experience affected their decision-making through h.s.

Like Janis said, “take another little piece of my heart, now baby”

I’m all about the ass talk.

Who’s with me?

Mouse: Here is one link for you: http://crazyus.textamerica.com/?r=2168767

The picture is not scary, but you may not approve of Chuck’s behaviour.

part-timer, stay safe kiddo.
my condolences

Morally Bankrupt: Hate to say it but what made it possible to decide that the baby didn’t have a right to live? I am confused by this way of thinking. For me personally…when I am pregnant…it is a baby that I am carrying. I just don’t relate to how people can say it is just a fetus when it is a baby they don’t want, but then it is is a baby when they do want it. Is life that cheap? I am not jumping on you, I wish I could understand. If you think I am talking from self righteousess I am not, I was a victim of rape by a man who hurt me physically and emotionally. I found myself pregnant from that rape and extremely depressed…yet, the life that was produced was not mine to take away. I had no right to terminate another human beings rights…and now that I look into my daughters eyes…I am consoled by the realization that while she was conceived in violence, she is surrounded by love. She is not her father. She is an individual. She brings me joy each and every day. It does not seem a coincidence that this topic is being brought up on her birthday. Had I made the decision 8 months prior to this date in 2000, I would not be able to say that my daughter is a rainbow. What is even more amazing is that she is MINE. No one can take that away, and I am glad that I didn’t deny myself the love that I experience with her just because I hate the man who hurt me. Again, this is my story…and I am not you. But I wanted to let you know that there is always potential for a happy ending. From hurt can come great joy.

Thanks, Susie. I have definitely had a lot of practice using the term around here lately! But there are definitely more fun people that visit than ass trolls, thank UPPERCASE GOD!!!

My first boyfriend was named Luke. Considering what a loser he was, I can only think that subconsciously it was all because of The Dukes.