Happy Resurrection of Jesus Christ, WOOF!

  • Henryk_

    Sshhhhhhhhh…i’m hunting wabbits……hehehehehe

  • http://honestyrain.com honestyrain

    and the masses sighed a heavy sigh of ever lovin’ relief.

    did you hear it? for it must have been loud.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I never got a birthday rimjob on my 24th, dammit. When did they start giving those out?

  • http://www.soundque.com coskel

    Mouse’s site has been MIA for a few days…its there, but all the entires are gone. I am concerned – maybe he is getting punished.
    Chuck is such a good dog – does he ever get punished for being bad?

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I have to say, CHUCK LOOKS SO DAMN CUTE IN THOSE BUNNY EARS!!! And he looks genuinely happy to be wearing them. When I put antlers on my sister’s dog at Christmas, she looked at, shook her head until they fell off, and lunged at my jugular. I put a tiara on her once, though, and she loved that. I would like to see Chuck in a tiara.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    What a special treat for Chuck Friday! Chuck is beautiful! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! We will behave!

    Michelle Brady – They still play that commercial from time to time, and even have them for the caramel and chocolate creme eggs. And now I’ll have to get me some Fruit & Nut bar which is sitting neglected in the kitchen.

  • http://spelunk.blogspot.com spoonleg

    Dr. J Fever’s comment had me pissing in my Easter britches. I can just imagine him, his hair frazzled and wearing a torn wifebeater, hiding in the shrubs at night with a broken beer bottle clutched in his fist. Waiting… waiting… waiting for those bitches to come home.

    By the way, who wants to give me a birthday rimjob? I’m TWENTY FOUR today!

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    aren’t bunny ears kind of…sensual?

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    Nighty night Doocelings.
    I’m off to dream about licking, A1, Gumby, and poop.
    Sweet dreams.

  • http://lasadh.blgospot.com Sherri Jackson

    What I want to know is, what kind of sedatives to you feed Chuck to get him to stay in these costumes?

    Have he and Leta started having races around the house yet?

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Hey kids. Comments! Yay! I am so ecstatic! I tried reading through all of these comments but got antsy when I reached the part about sticking things up bums and cutting off chocolate bunnies’ ears. I am just so excited!!! Comments!!!!!!!

    I am sure you are thinking – Katie was at work one day without checking Dooce? Actually, I didn’t work today. You know I always find time at work to check Dooce.

  • http://www.august95.blogspot.com August95

    Yeah, Easter Chuck. Great picture, oh and welcome home.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Bucky, nice dodge on that bolt! I know that I myself have to look up many of the large, filthy words tossed around so recklessly here.

    Why my own son has to help me with some of these things, or I would just be looking at dodo birds all day long…

  • erin

    How in the world did you get Chuck to agree to bunny ears? Pop-Tarts?
    (love the blog, dooce! keep it up!)

  • http://www.soundque.com coskel

    Bucky? You? Innocent?

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug


    And comments!

    Too. much. excitement. System. Overload.

    Oh my God, I think I just peed my self a little.

    Thanks, Dooce, for re-opening comments. Big smooches for you. MWAH!

    Now, everyone, please, let’s be on our very bestest behavior today, ‘kay?

  • Sebastian

    Animal abuse. You’re going to make the poor old former congressman gay, Dooce. (And we all know how Utah congressmen feel about THAT.) What Chuck needs is a good ‘ol Superman cape or something so his manhood doesn’t feel betrayed. Poor nutless pooch. (Not that there’s anything wrong with gay . . . .)

  • http://holyschmidt.blogspot.com Melanie S.

    Leta, beware of the “chocolate” Eatser Eggs!

    Happy Easter BlurboDoocery!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Why Coskel, would you cast aspersions on my claims to wholesomeness?
    You know, that whole thing with the football team and the corkscrew notwithstanding.

    Cats and kittens, this ol’ bag has to cash it in for the night. Thanks again to Heather for turnin’ comments back on and givin’ us a nice peek at Chuck’s day-to-day trauma.

    Off down the bunny trail for me. Oh, Gumby, I love it when you get sideways!

  • annabelle

    what has been going on this week? This is the first time we’ve been able to post, correct?

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Jessica, I know! The conversations in here shock and baffle me, and I can’t even find a lot of these words in the dictionary, so I’m not sure what these Gumby/A1 people are talking about most of the time. We innocents must huddle in the corner until the evil passes.


    YES! I am the champion lightning-bolt dodger!

  • http://www.simplygeeky.com geeky

    is the Easter Chuckie going to leave us Easter Eggs? :D

  • Gumby

    at least help me wash up

    I’m supposed to pop into Peter Cottontail tomorrow

  • http://holyschmidt.blogspot.com Melanie S.

    GEORGE! is coming back to our house tonight. That makes 3 nights this week!!! He’s cutting down our tree with Peter.

    I’m going to be taking stalker-like pics for all of the ladies!

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ mrtl

    Of France!!!!

  • Libraryhill

    Chuck is such a good sport. Make sure he gets a BIG treat for that one. I want a Chuck.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Whoa, don’t stop in for a few hours and when I come back its not about bunnies anymore, its about sticking things up your bummie instead. Dirty people! My poor virgin eyes!

  • http://germbox.blogspot.com Mallie

    Too cute. Best Chuck photo, ever!

    The colors in the rabbit ears really pop out against the browns and beiges.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Toni: LOL, that’s so evocative!

    Gumby: You had your chance for another assignment. But noooooo, you were too *good* to help me with my kegels.
    So now you got ass duty. Welcome to the dark side, my formerly green friend.

  • Michelle Brady

    And actually, wouldn’t technically be “Happy Murder of Jesus Christ” Day?

    Just askin.

  • http://terrafim.blogspot.com Toni

    Just want to report that I am in Salt Lake City, where I ate a buffet at the top of the Joesph Smith building, where I saw the Temple and the paintings of Jesus ad infinitum and where I got thoroughly freaked out. Where I am STILL thouroughly freaked out. I find this place to be both sinister and attractive and that is a queasy combination–like seeing a plump red apple that you think might have a razor in it, but you still can’t help but want to take a bite.

  • http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

    I’m sure Mouse will have something to say about us finding humour at Chuck’s expense. Forgive us Mouse, it’s just much too fun.

    This totally makes me think that if the Velveteen Rabbit really did come to life, this is what he’d look like.

  • Gumby

    ….HELP ME….I CAN’T BREATHE UP THERE…. (runs through……)

  • Michelle Brady

    Reminds me of a Cadbury creme egg commercial. All these crazy animals have come in for Easter Bunny tryouts and this huge lion is laying there with bunny ears on, and when they give him his cue (he’s supposed to cluck like a chicken) you just hear “GROWF!”

    Does anybody else remember that commercial? Or am I caught in some kind of kooky 1980s time warp?

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    oh, now I see what BFE would have contributed to the Gumby Rorschach. Woulda been a whole different story…a whole ‘nother Oprah…

  • http://www.redsaid.net redsaid

    Awww, an Easter Doggie on Parade. Ruff it!

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Oh. Ok. I guess that makes sense.

    And debutaunt, lol at your “first???” :)

    Top 400, woot!

  • http://www.fish8me.com Ronny

    nice rabbit!

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    OK, greenthumb, whatever, same question!! Why must you turn your head? (not like I have experience with such a thing…)

  • Squirl


  • http://www.debutaunt.com debutaunt


    Yo go, Chuck. Rock out with your doggy cock out.

  • http://www.lindseyandray.com/blog.html Library Girl

    It’s Easter Chuck!!!

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    I think so you don’t cough in their face, since..you know…they are right there in front of you.

  • AndiMAC

    Its the great Easter Chuck, Charlie Brown…. Hee hee.

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    Um…they don’t have their finger there when you cough…they usually are tugging your ball sack.

  • WinInc

    I had a cat when I was a kid and a yorkie, One hallowe’en I made them vampire capes (lined with red satin.. very nice!) but I used pipecleaners as arm straps for the cat to help keep it on.
    Did it ever look hilarious when she chased the dog and her little cape was flapping behind her… then lunged at the dog’s neck. I should have taken a video.

    I also put the dog in a dress once.. and he would stand at the front window on his hind legs.. my mom said he looked like an ugly little girl.

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Pop Tarts, now *there’s* a topic I can jump on! I’ve noticed an abundance of “new” flavors lately, starting with S’mores…then Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, and Chocolate Caramel. slobber slobber slobber…mmmmmmmmmmm.

  • http://romaryka.lunanina.com romy

    love it. happy annunciation day! :)

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    I’ve always wondered…why is it *turn your head* and cough? What makes that different from just coughing? Or is it just “turn your head so you don’t get embarrassed by the fact that my finger is up your pie hole”?

    Did I just write pie hole?

  • http://papertiger12.tripod.com/ Jen in Boston

    Everyone needs an Easter Doggie! He’s so cute, I could eat him.