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Sshhhhhhhhh…i’m hunting wabbits……hehehehehe
and the masses sighed a heavy sigh of ever lovin’ relief.
did you hear it? for it must have been loud.
I never got a birthday rimjob on my 24th, dammit. When did they start giving those out?
Mouse’s site has been MIA for a few days…its there, but all the entires are gone. I am concerned – maybe he is getting punished.
Chuck is such a good dog – does he ever get punished for being bad?
I have to say, CHUCK LOOKS SO DAMN CUTE IN THOSE BUNNY EARS!!! And he looks genuinely happy to be wearing them. When I put antlers on my sister’s dog at Christmas, she looked at, shook her head until they fell off, and lunged at my jugular. I put a tiara on her once, though, and she loved that. I would like to see Chuck in a tiara.
What a special treat for Chuck Friday! Chuck is beautiful! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! We will behave!
Michelle Brady – They still play that commercial from time to time, and even have them for the caramel and chocolate creme eggs. And now I’ll have to get me some Fruit & Nut bar which is sitting neglected in the kitchen.
Dr. J Fever’s comment had me pissing in my Easter britches. I can just imagine him, his hair frazzled and wearing a torn wifebeater, hiding in the shrubs at night with a broken beer bottle clutched in his fist. Waiting… waiting… waiting for those bitches to come home.
By the way, who wants to give me a birthday rimjob? I’m TWENTY FOUR today!
aren’t bunny ears kind of…sensual?
Nighty night Doocelings.
I’m off to dream about licking, A1, Gumby, and poop.
What I want to know is, what kind of sedatives to you feed Chuck to get him to stay in these costumes?
Have he and Leta started having races around the house yet?
Hey kids. Comments! Yay! I am so ecstatic! I tried reading through all of these comments but got antsy when I reached the part about sticking things up bums and cutting off chocolate bunnies’ ears. I am just so excited!!! Comments!!!!!!!
I am sure you are thinking – Katie was at work one day without checking Dooce? Actually, I didn’t work today. You know I always find time at work to check Dooce.
Yeah, Easter Chuck. Great picture, oh and welcome home.
Bucky, nice dodge on that bolt! I know that I myself have to look up many of the large, filthy words tossed around so recklessly here.
Why my own son has to help me with some of these things, or I would just be looking at dodo birds all day long…
How in the world did you get Chuck to agree to bunny ears? Pop-Tarts?
(love the blog, dooce! keep it up!)
Bucky? You? Innocent?
Too. much. excitement. System. Overload.
Oh my God, I think I just peed my self a little.
Thanks, Dooce, for re-opening comments. Big smooches for you. MWAH!
Now, everyone, please, let’s be on our very bestest behavior today, ‘kay?
Animal abuse. You’re going to make the poor old former congressman gay, Dooce. (And we all know how Utah congressmen feel about THAT.) What Chuck needs is a good ‘ol Superman cape or something so his manhood doesn’t feel betrayed. Poor nutless pooch. (Not that there’s anything wrong with gay . . . .)
Leta, beware of the “chocolate” Eatser Eggs!
Happy Easter BlurboDoocery!
Why Coskel, would you cast aspersions on my claims to wholesomeness?
You know, that whole thing with the football team and the corkscrew notwithstanding.
Cats and kittens, this ol’ bag has to cash it in for the night. Thanks again to Heather for turnin’ comments back on and givin’ us a nice peek at Chuck’s day-to-day trauma.
Off down the bunny trail for me. Oh, Gumby, I love it when you get sideways!
what has been going on this week? This is the first time we’ve been able to post, correct?
Jessica, I know! The conversations in here shock and baffle me, and I can’t even find a lot of these words in the dictionary, so I’m not sure what these Gumby/A1 people are talking about most of the time. We innocents must huddle in the corner until the evil passes.
YES! I am the champion lightning-bolt dodger!
is the Easter Chuckie going to leave us Easter Eggs?
at least help me wash up
I’m supposed to pop into Peter Cottontail tomorrow
GEORGE! is coming back to our house tonight. That makes 3 nights this week!!! He’s cutting down our tree with Peter.
I’m going to be taking stalker-like pics for all of the ladies!
Chuck is such a good sport. Make sure he gets a BIG treat for that one. I want a Chuck.
Whoa, don’t stop in for a few hours and when I come back its not about bunnies anymore, its about sticking things up your bummie instead. Dirty people! My poor virgin eyes!
Too cute. Best Chuck photo, ever!
The colors in the rabbit ears really pop out against the browns and beiges.
Toni: LOL, that’s so evocative!
Gumby: You had your chance for another assignment. But noooooo, you were too *good* to help me with my kegels.
So now you got ass duty. Welcome to the dark side, my formerly green friend.
And actually, wouldn’t technically be “Happy Murder of Jesus Christ” Day?
Just want to report that I am in Salt Lake City, where I ate a buffet at the top of the Joesph Smith building, where I saw the Temple and the paintings of Jesus ad infinitum and where I got thoroughly freaked out. Where I am STILL thouroughly freaked out. I find this place to be both sinister and attractive and that is a queasy combination–like seeing a plump red apple that you think might have a razor in it, but you still can’t help but want to take a bite.
I’m sure Mouse will have something to say about us finding humour at Chuck’s expense. Forgive us Mouse, it’s just much too fun.
This totally makes me think that if the Velveteen Rabbit really did come to life, this is what he’d look like.
….HELP ME….I CAN’T BREATHE UP THERE…. (runs through……)
Reminds me of a Cadbury creme egg commercial. All these crazy animals have come in for Easter Bunny tryouts and this huge lion is laying there with bunny ears on, and when they give him his cue (he’s supposed to cluck like a chicken) you just hear “GROWF!”
Does anybody else remember that commercial? Or am I caught in some kind of kooky 1980s time warp?
oh, now I see what BFE would have contributed to the Gumby Rorschach. Woulda been a whole different story…a whole ‘nother Oprah…
Awww, an Easter Doggie on Parade. Ruff it!
Oh. Ok. I guess that makes sense.
And debutaunt, lol at your “first???”
Top 400, woot!
OK, greenthumb, whatever, same question!! Why must you turn your head? (not like I have experience with such a thing…)
Yo go, Chuck. Rock out with your doggy cock out.
It’s Easter Chuck!!!
I think so you don’t cough in their face, since..you know…they are right there in front of you.
Its the great Easter Chuck, Charlie Brown…. Hee hee.
Um…they don’t have their finger there when you cough…they usually are tugging your ball sack.
I had a cat when I was a kid and a yorkie, One hallowe’en I made them vampire capes (lined with red satin.. very nice!) but I used pipecleaners as arm straps for the cat to help keep it on.
Did it ever look hilarious when she chased the dog and her little cape was flapping behind her… then lunged at the dog’s neck. I should have taken a video.
I also put the dog in a dress once.. and he would stand at the front window on his hind legs.. my mom said he looked like an ugly little girl.
Pop Tarts, now *there’s* a topic I can jump on! I’ve noticed an abundance of “new” flavors lately, starting with S’mores…then Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, and Chocolate Caramel. slobber slobber slobber…mmmmmmmmmmm.
love it. happy annunciation day!
I’ve always wondered…why is it *turn your head* and cough? What makes that different from just coughing? Or is it just “turn your head so you don’t get embarrassed by the fact that my finger is up your pie hole”?
Did I just write pie hole?
Everyone needs an Easter Doggie! He’s so cute, I could eat him.
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