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Hey, if Gumby didn’t wanna be up my ass, he wouldn’t have that maddeningly tapered head, that “shove me up your cornhole” look on his face, and the friendly wave that’s code for “turn your head and cough.”
hey, happy easter everyone. to be honest, i just had breakfast with a few friends and we totally had to discuss what easter is anyway. none of us really knew. like, what jesus did today. did he die, or fly back to dead’s or what. i know, we’re bad..
Did someone say anal invasion???
march 24th entry- one of The Best in recent weeks. why? take a guess. (or don’t!)
Heh, maybe you SHOULD be advertising for Pop Tarts, have never had the urge to buy some like I do now..
Oy, the crawling stage. When my twins were starting (blessedly VERY late) I nearly lost it. Seriously. I was the queen of baby gates for good reason!
Gosh, that’s freaking cute!
hmmmm…this is one um, area, that I just don’t know much about…
No way! I actually made it in under 50??!!
Nice Chuck pic! HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
I *am* going to run now, because DH is starting to ask what we are talking about!!!!
aww… he looks so cute and kinda humiliated at the same time. Happy Goof Friday Everybunny!
Andrea, did you see what Bucky the perv is contemplating? RUN to your family…
nice ears chuck! great vacation pics dooce! oh and you need to teach leta “olly olly oxon free” then she has to come out of hiding!
Do sodomy laws apply to rubber figures?
Praise Chuck & Our Heavenly Father, the comments are back. LOVE those ears. (You can borrow them from him for PlayboyBunny escapades, too. If you were so inclined.) And, as far as I’m concerned, EVERY Friday is Good.
I’m here, in and out…family just came home. May not get much more chance to play tonight!
God totally better post today. Unless he’s too depressed about the whole crucifixion thing.
I’m lookin’ at him, Bucky…you know I’d do a lot of things for you, but…it’s Holy Week and all…
Lookin` good Chuck! Hi Heather, Jon, Leta and hi everyone else! I just discovered the site and I just gotta say real quick that I love it! Your writing and perspective on things reminds me of me!
Andrea, Bucky, y’all still here?
I love my dooce. I do. However I am bewildered by the competition to get onto the top of the comment list. “Top 10? Yay! See ya.” Is that the whole reason some people comment? Is there a prize I don’t know about?
Anyway. I love pets in fake ears. We like the reindeer ears on the cat in our house.
And the kitty ears on the baby. Not that she’s a pet.
Susie, I’m dancin’ in and out of here tonight while I do some paperwork.
Did you bring Gumby? Because the more I look at him, the more I think he’s tapered for anal invasion.
i wish i could dress my cat up like that–he can barely stand his collar.
AndreaBT, I’ll bet a lot of folks didn’t think to check here. I might have checked eventually, but I knew earlier ’cause Torrie left me a comment about it on my blog.
Chuck Friday fills my heart with empty nutsack goodness.
Oh the humiliation – all done to humor our owners – Woof indeed chuck – your friends at the corner hydrant will never let this be!
Bummer…comments are on, baby’s in bed, rest of family gone, I can comment in peace…except there’s no one else around! *boo hoo*
Chuck AND comments? It is Good Friday!
Is it slow here because it’s Friday night? Or just because people don’t realize comments are on again?
I think I need to start photoblogging my cat, Lucas. My friend, Quinn, has already started abusing his cat.
You make me miss my dog. Too cute.
wow top 26! cute chuck.
Hey, comments again, huh? I guess we’ve all had enough time to think about what we’ve done.
BTW, Heather, everything I see now, I can’t help but think, “That’s good for lickin’!” I imagine it would be even worse if I was in on the original joke!
Top 30 isn’t bad.
It’s uppercase god!!!
happy egg hunting chuck! dont eat the chocolate eggs!
the lord has risen…IN MY PANTS. heh.
happy weekend, armstrongs!
chuckles! what have they done to you?!
Well, little missy…once I had a cyst on my who who and I went to my gynecologist because I thought my husband had given me VD. This was 34 years ago and VD tripped off the tongue…man, I haven’t heard those initials, together, in a long time.
Woof Chuck! Happy They-Killed-You-But-You-Came-Back-Anyway Day!
Who gets a bigger Easter basket this year, Chuck or Leta?
If anybody harms the Easter Bunny, bad things will happen to you. Like being eaten ears first.
Happy Easter to Chuck!
I’m posting, I’m posting.
I have always wanted to get my cat to wear a costume – anyone out there have any luck?
OMG…*I* wore those today as I taught class. LOL I am putting them on the dog Sunday. Too funny.
It’s a Good Chucky Friday to all…
Dr. J: breathe deep, find your quiet place, and fer risenchrissakes, put down the broken bottle.
Repeat to yourself: We do not use *broken* bottles at Dooce. We do not use *broken* bottles at Dooce.
It’s the Easter Not-Beagle, Charlie Brown!
aw crap, I hate when my bolding goes all cattywompus on me.
We do not use *broken* bottles at Dooce, is what I’m tryin’ to convey.
Bucky, I’ve had that crap happen too. I think the key is *not* repeating, I repeat *not* repeating yourself with bold type
Chuck Friday! Woot! His ears look good for licking.
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