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  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Hey, if Gumby didn’t wanna be up my ass, he wouldn’t have that maddeningly tapered head, that “shove me up your cornhole” look on his face, and the friendly wave that’s code for “turn your head and cough.”

  • http://kimba-bremen.com kimba

    hey, happy easter everyone. to be honest, i just had breakfast with a few friends and we totally had to discuss what easter is anyway. none of us really knew. like, what jesus did today. did he die, or fly back to dead’s or what. i know, we’re bad..

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    Did someone say anal invasion???

  • donni

    march 24th entry- one of The Best in recent weeks. why? take a guess. (or don’t!)

  • me

    Heh, maybe you SHOULD be advertising for Pop Tarts, have never had the urge to buy some like I do now..

    Oy, the crawling stage. When my twins were starting (blessedly VERY late) I nearly lost it. Seriously. I was the queen of baby gates for good reason!

  • http://www.xanga.com/putyourflareon Flare

    Gosh, that’s freaking cute!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    hmmmm…this is one um, area, that I just don’t know much about…

  • AKA Megan

    No way! I actually made it in under 50??!!
    Nice Chuck pic! HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    I *am* going to run now, because DH is starting to ask what we are talking about!!!!

  • http://www.laurenbove.blogspot.com laurenbove

    aww… he looks so cute and kinda humiliated at the same time. Happy Goof Friday Everybunny!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Andrea, did you see what Bucky the perv is contemplating? RUN to your family…

  • http://www.cowgirlsandpixiedust.blogspot.com n

    nice ears chuck! great vacation pics dooce! oh and you need to teach leta “olly olly oxon free” then she has to come out of hiding!

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Do sodomy laws apply to rubber figures?

  • http://plazajen.blogspot.com Jennifer in Kansas City

    Praise Chuck & Our Heavenly Father, the comments are back. LOVE those ears. (You can borrow them from him for PlayboyBunny escapades, too. If you were so inclined.) And, as far as I’m concerned, EVERY Friday is Good.

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    I’m here, in and out…family just came home. May not get much more chance to play tonight! :(

  • anarchocyclist

    God totally better post today. Unless he’s too depressed about the whole crucifixion thing.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    I’m lookin’ at him, Bucky…you know I’d do a lot of things for you, but…it’s Holy Week and all…

  • Justin

    Lookin` good Chuck! Hi Heather, Jon, Leta and hi everyone else! I just discovered the site and I just gotta say real quick that I love it! Your writing and perspective on things reminds me of me!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Andrea, Bucky, y’all still here?

  • http://www.summerpage.com Summer

    I love my dooce. I do. However I am bewildered by the competition to get onto the top of the comment list. “Top 10? Yay! See ya.” Is that the whole reason some people comment? Is there a prize I don’t know about?

    Anyway. I love pets in fake ears. We like the reindeer ears on the cat in our house.

    And the kitty ears on the baby. Not that she’s a pet.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Susie, I’m dancin’ in and out of here tonight while I do some paperwork.

    Did you bring Gumby? Because the more I look at him, the more I think he’s tapered for anal invasion.

  • http://www.idolreview.net laura

    i wish i could dress my cat up like that–he can barely stand his collar.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    AndreaBT, I’ll bet a lot of folks didn’t think to check here. I might have checked eventually, but I knew earlier ’cause Torrie left me a comment about it on my blog.

    Chuck Friday fills my heart with empty nutsack goodness.

  • http://paulanthonyhomes.net Paul

    Oh the humiliation – all done to humor our owners – Woof indeed chuck – your friends at the corner hydrant will never let this be!

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Bummer…comments are on, baby’s in bed, rest of family gone, I can comment in peace…except there’s no one else around! *boo hoo*

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    Chuck AND comments? It is Good Friday!

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Is it slow here because it’s Friday night? Or just because people don’t realize comments are on again?

  • http://www.melodytofunkytown.com Justin Ward

    I think I need to start photoblogging my cat, Lucas. My friend, Quinn, has already started abusing his cat.

  • http://www.Yasminsplace.com Yasmin

    You make me miss my dog. Too cute.

  • dvm

    wow top 26! cute chuck.

  • http://docern.blogspot.com Ern

    Hey, comments again, huh? I guess we’ve all had enough time to think about what we’ve done.

    BTW, Heather, everything I see now, I can’t help but think, “That’s good for lickin’!” I imagine it would be even worse if I was in on the original joke!

  • http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=anayasmom Danielle

    Top 30 isn’t bad.

  • http://suburbanmisfit.blogspot.com/ suburban*misfit

    ACK!

    It’s uppercase god!!!

  • http://squirllabouttown.blogspot.com squirll

    happy egg hunting chuck! dont eat the chocolate eggs!

  • http://www.sweetney.com sweetney

    the lord has risen…IN MY PANTS. heh.

    happy weekend, armstrongs!

  • koof

    chuckles! what have they done to you?!

  • Lil

    Well, little missy…once I had a cyst on my who who and I went to my gynecologist because I thought my husband had given me VD. This was 34 years ago and VD tripped off the tongue…man, I haven’t heard those initials, together, in a long time.

  • http://stolidoli.blogspot.com/ Lisa S

    Woof Chuck! Happy They-Killed-You-But-You-Came-Back-Anyway Day!

    Who gets a bigger Easter basket this year, Chuck or Leta?

  • http://www.carlabeth.com Carla Beth

    If anybody harms the Easter Bunny, bad things will happen to you. Like being eaten ears first.

  • http://www.auntvanessa.blogspot.com/ Vanessa_AR

    Happy Easter to Chuck!

  • http://www.godinheaven.com God

    I’m posting, I’m posting.

    -God

  • http://www.soundque.com coskel

    I have always wanted to get my cat to wear a costume – anyone out there have any luck?

  • bari

    OMG…*I* wore those today as I taught class. LOL I am putting them on the dog Sunday. Too funny.

  • Me

    It’s a Good Chucky Friday to all…

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Dr. J: breathe deep, find your quiet place, and fer risenchrissakes, put down the broken bottle.
    Repeat to yourself: We do not use *broken* bottles at Dooce. We do not use *broken* bottles at Dooce.

  • http://bonald.blogspot.com Bonnie

    It’s the Easter Not-Beagle, Charlie Brown!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    aw crap, I hate when my bolding goes all cattywompus on me.

    We do not use *broken* bottles at Dooce, is what I’m tryin’ to convey.

  • t

    Chuck!

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Bucky, I’ve had that crap happen too. I think the key is *not* repeating, I repeat *not* repeating yourself with bold type ;)

  • Jess

    Chuck Friday! Woot! His ears look good for licking.