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I agree. She may be wearingn a bun, but she’s one tough bitch. I don’t think she could take Bucky, but it would be close…
Wow, and I thought *I/* clenched my jaw.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
That woman definitely has the pissed-off expression of someone raising 172 children, and married to a man with 6 other wives.
I would say something about pre-100 being a rarity these days, but that would be far too cliche. Instead, I’ll say that that’s one scary lady. She looks like a shape-shifter.
Which brings up a good question, what *do* shape-shifters look like?
She had a bad rhinoplasty…
I know I’m a bit slow, but I’m glad the daily pictures are back and that comments are open. I missed them both!
Hrmph. Well, I actually could have been first this morning. Damnit.
LMAO at your aunt. Going commando at Easter?
My friend’s mom used to cut her hair just like that when we were little.
She would make her stand on the front porch in her underwear, put a bowl on her head, and cut around it.
I’m completely serious.
I hate underwear.
Her name was LOLA,
she was a showgirl…
Your post about Aunt Lola makes me want to shout “OF UNDERPANTS!!!!”
Would Aunt Lola done be pissed if she knew how public her worst nightmare has become?
ohmygod, no visible panty lines on Aunt Lola!
How does one “forget” to put on underpants? Do you reckon Aunt Lola was just takin’ a walk on the wild side?
And, I will probably be so sorry I asked this, why would she be physically uncomfortable without her panties?
(I almost don’t want to know the answer, and I almost do, y’know?)
Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Aunt Lola and her unencumbered parts just make me feel like singin’!
The evil part of me wants to look up Lola’s prison bitch name. Hamilton?
My mom used to sing this song to me:
“I see London, I see France. I see Torrie’s underpants”
It explains a lot about my dementia, no?
Why don’t we have names like that anymore? Lola, I want an Aunt Lola. I had a Great Grandma Lula and G.G. Lemuel…Lem and Lula.
Lem and Lula sound like characters from the Andy Griffith show. The episode where Lula’s twin sister Lola visits on Easter without her underdrawers.
Thank God someone’s family sounds as fucked up as mine is.
No undies? That’s Lola’s worst nightmare?
I’m a little disappointed, I would have suspected more from her.
GEORGE!!!! That’s just the beginning of the nightmare. Some things, Aunt Lola just doesn’t speak of on Easter Sunday.
Like the part where she say, “How’d you like to get your ass kicked by an Auntie with no panty?”
Susie…I grew up in a Mayberry-esk town. Population 1900…G.Grampa Lem was a moonshiner.
only on dooce could this board go from Sister in Zion to the asparugus recipie to prison bitch names and going commando in under 200 comments.
Happy Monday all!! Slap-happiness will ensue. mrtl, thanks for the boredatwork.com. You know, I didnt’ have QUITE enough time-killers what with losing my mind and starting a blog of my very own this weekend.
And I thought the rule was that we all have to have an Aunt Shirley somewhere.
greenie, I have an old photograph of a still; that’s not a still photo, you know’m sayin’? It belonged to my grandfather or my great-g. Hell, you really are my brother.
I met someone here in Texas within the last couple years who makes her own peach hooch. That shit was Nasty.
kew kew..who scuffed Flash?
I think that’s a rather nice photo. The cast looks glum, but at the same time incredibly confident. I apologize for not having anything witty to add to these comments.
You’re most welcome, coskel.
So I am guessing this is the look of Lola while going commando.
not related to the photo – but is definitely entertaining… AND about boobs!
really though…that is sooo funny!
that cheekbone is a little too prominent; she looks like the has some kind of malignant tumor blossoming beneath her granite skin
Underpants are overrated.
Hey Susie: Is it me or does asparagus make your pee smell funny?
I did the same recipe yesterday and now I’ve noticed this phenomenon.
My mom had that haircut in the 80s. Now I know her inspiration.
I have to thank you for your Aunt Lola story. It had me laughing so hard I was crying at my desk. My coworkers must think I’m crazy. And the photo is lovely.
Aunt Lola just about made me pee in my panties. YES, I have mine on today. I have forgotten to brush my teeth but forget my underwear. That is obviously one busy woman!! Thanks for sharing that one dooce!!!
hi, laurenbove. Those appetizers did not make my pee smell funny. However, my making them, using greenie’s recipe, DID make HIS pee smell funny. I’m scratchin’ my head…
haha… great story! thanks for always making me laugh
Thank goodness I do a panty check every morning.
Less architecture, more Chuck. Thanks.
another earthquake in indonesia
smacks – thanks – damn commercial on cnn. isn’t it weird that the last one was the day after Christmas?
i never thought of that! now it’s the day after easter.
I absolutely loved comment #36.
“interesting [...] considering that [...] the sculptor was a Mormon, creating art to support that belief, and Heather is a recovering Mormon, and taking a photo to explore her past and how it has affected her present. A study of a Mormon artist by a former Mormon artist.”
“the dialouge between the sculptor and the photographer is what makes the photo so interesting.”
I didn’t think much about the photo at first because being a mormon (recovering) myself I’ve seen the statue so often in trips to Utah that it’s artistic value is almost lost on me. Looking at it from that new perspective really opens things up.
I must admit that I have forgotten my panties before. And even more often a bra; my little guys don’t need much support. Just a friendly “GOOOOO BOOBIES” every morning.
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