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Nice to meet you all. My name is Butt Slammer.
I have been depressed for weeks too. My only saving grace is that I have yet to order an alcholic beverage and not be carded. So I guess I can weep when that stops. I didn’t roll the direct neighbors it was a bunch of houses all over the neighborhood. Ahh to be young again…
Welcome to the cellblock, Butt Slammer.
I am so smitten with Paul from home makeover! He is so cute and sweet!
Bucky, I am indeed one with the pee-smelling gene. While I don’t particularly care for the smell of asparagus pee, I do like coffee pee, or more specifically, Haagendaaz coffee ice cream pee.
ok, jp, gotcha now.
lawbrat, we’ll have to keep thinking about how you can top the big 3-0
Oh, dear. I just checked out that prison bitch name site.
LadyBug = Dildo Head.
just read the post called ‘little sisters.’
seriously, when the dog bites the baby – and he will because she’s asking him to – it will be your fault.
it’s not funny.
That was a fun night. It was a horrible 3 weeks until that. It was hard turning 30. Now, its all good. I dont look 30, people think my oldest is my younger brother…Im lovin that!
Remembering a compliment from high school: “Honey, I’d drink a whole tub of yo baaaathwatah. I’d drink a whole gallon of yo pee to see whar it come frum.”
My porn name is Daisy Brentwood.
What’s the equation for prison names?
This reminds me of that Amish maple-syrup urine gene. Anybody? It was in a Patricia Cornwell novel…
jp…your neighbors! at least go down the block for crying out loud!
Hey Dildo Head! You just made vanilla pudding come out of my nose, you prison bitch! Oh it stings.
dear missy fox and candy frazier and susie first: i wonder if dr. fever will figure out *his* porn and/or prison name? is he kewl enough? is he _HOT_ enough???
“rolling” means taking a roll of toilet paper (or two, or three!) and rolling them around and around trees and bushes and posts and whatever-the-hell-else is in the yard that toilet paper can roll around. *THEN*, when it gets all wet and gross, it’s virtually impossible to get off. a total pain. KEWL!!!
Piss G, did you go to high school up in the holler?
Missy Fox, thanks for the heads up about the music. I visited today, and enjoyed very much. Couldn’t get comments to work. I’m sure your luck will change with your new porn name:)
lawbrat asked what I meant by rolling the neighbors.
Pillow Biter, I didn’t read that, but know that there is a genetic disease/disorder called Maple Syrup… Syndrome or something to that effect.
dr. fever – you also missed the hell of being female and turning 30. I went on a BLIND DATE on my 30 th – how sad is that?
ok, granted he ended up being really hot and we ended up dating off and on for the next year…so it wasn’t THAT bad.
THIS YEAR I TURNED 40. It was horrible beyond belief. 40, alone and broke with massive debt was so NOT what I planned. Talk about feeling trapped. Too old to find a man who will commit now, since all the good ones got married in their 30s, and I will be paying student loans until my death.
Side note: work is killing me tomorrow, so I won’t be live on the air – if anyone wants to go to my blog, I loaded a radio player with a good 3 hours of lovely classical music, vocal and instrumental.
Thanks for letting me vent – Missy Fox to ya’ll
Poor kitties. Susie, if I do that now, I may not be able to be a member of the bar. It was difficult to try to explain the 30th b-day tickets, and I may have to explain it again when I apply to the bar. I so have to be on my best behaviour.
No, Biter, but you try to say it straight.
dr. fever: um, prison, porn, poop. what else is new???
well, lawbrat, whatever you do, you’ll have to attract at least 4 police cars OR maybe a SWAT team…
Dildo Head, that ain’t right. You need to mix it up a li’l bit: Dildo Bug or Lady Head, or Dildo Lady or Bug Head…
I thought Mormons frawned upon short hair?
I would imbibe an entire gallon of your urine, just to gaze upon its source.
Yea, I see whatcher sayin’
I don’t know, Ben, but my grandma is about the Mormonest Mormon I know and she has had short hair since I can remember.
So, I think not.
um, OK, here’s a roll, jp… (WTF?)
Hmm…How ’bout *Lady Dildo of the Bug Head*
not ‘down there’ they don’t…
we had two kittens and my son would pile them on the couch and roll around on them. They would just lay there and look at me begging for one last breath. Needless to say I had to send them to a better home. Hopefully there on a farm chasing wild mice through a field of flower.
I ran my “real” name through the prison bitch name generator.
It was…(shaking head)…Fudge Packer.
* _i love italics and may start to use them ad nauseum_ *
Pistons are down by 13. Figures. When its on TV, and I actually get the channel…their down. PISTONS, SCORE SOME POINTS
Hey there, Fudge Lady!
Word up, Dooce peeps. What’d I miss today?
JP, whats ‘rolling the neighbors’
while on a hiking trip, my friends and i decided that the most horrendously vile words are “panties” and “moist”. Particularly in conjunction. yeurgh.
…liz (#292): and chocolate too. but raisins and grapes make me regular. and chocolate makes me (horny). i’m positive that dogs don’t get the same effects though. unless we’re talking about my *ex-*, in which case i’m sorry none of that sent him into kidney failure… _sigh_
ginnderella, I’m so glad you said “nose.”
I’ll be bringing the strap-on.
-Torrie (AKA- Jailhouse Cock)
okay. so, lawbrat’s 33rd birthday is july 18th, dooce’s *30th* is july 19th, and jp’s _30th_ is in six whole days. i say we get drunk right now and sober up after jon turns 40. will my life look less SUCKY in four months?!
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