Go West, young man

  • Nicole

    So, while I was at work last night, I was reading Cosmo, and apparently guys can do Kegel’s as well. It’s the issue with Avril Lavigne on it.

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    I wanna see pic JR! I love doggies.

  • http://paintingchef.blogspot.com/ Susannah

    man bagels? really?

  • southern fried girl


    Next time someone says you suck, say what I say. “Damn right I do, that is why I have a man. Cause I am goooooooooooood.” They never know what to say and it shuts them right up. Love the look of horror.

    10 more minutes.

  • http://ladymadaysia.blogdrive.com Ladymadaysia

    mmm..you guys are making me hungry.

    I just had a bagel, but I could go for summa that southern fried chicken. mmmm

    Dooce, you remind me of a teacher I one had. He’d say, “Go west, young man, go west.” Over and over again.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    You need to have your mouth open to suck big fast nasty ones. You know that, Louise/Ruth/Kira.

  • http://ladymadaysia.blogdrive.com Ladymadaysia


    I bought a five pound bag of Reese eggs, care to share them with me?

    Want some, too, Dooce?

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

    lawbrat, it’s hard for me to walk in someone else’s shoes, what with my Peggy Hill feet and all.


  • http://pregnancyweekly.blogspot.com kat

    Men and kegels? Kegel bagels? Does that come with schmear?

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    god that is so mean louise. why are you so mean?

  • http://www.archibaldjude.com/mt seannarae

    aw’ight, does *ANYONE* else see Tucson AZ when they look at this image?

    internet(s): “TOTALLY!”

    a shot from south of downtown, looking North at the buildings and the Catalina’s in the background.

    mind you, from what i’ve heard of SLC, the mindsets of the 2 cities couldnt be further apart. but i tend not to cast too much weight to that which i have only HEARD.


  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    You are so right, SFG. And this person tells me I have a potty mouth.

    Mmmm, we like to suck big ones!

  • http://misha-pooh.blogspot.com mish

    very very very nice clouds.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Lawbrat, wait. Are you telling me that this isnt my new life? Oh man, and I put in my change of address forms already and everything!!

    What a pain in the ass.

    And MY therapist says I am totally perfect, isn’t that right Mr. Snoochie Wuggums? “Meow”

  • http://paintingchef.blogspot.com/ Susannah

    Ladymadaysia you may just have been the death of me. They sell those in FIVE POUND BAGS! Oh hell, I’ve got to make a Walgreens run on the way home. But for now pass a few this way!

  • louise

    katie-i’m only louise. really. LOTS of people can’t stand you.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Fo’ Strizzle my nizzles

    I want to go west. Really really west, and travel the country and and and…….

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    LMFAO. Mr. Snoochie Wuggums. You need to refer some people in here to him.

    Yea, four more minutes.

  • http://frogeluv.blogspot.com Katrina


  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Oh and when I do get my puppy, my Saint Bernard puppy, he will totally be splashed all over my site in tiaras and hair bows and anything else my nieces put on him.

  • http://nathanlogan.com Nathan Logan

    Mmmmmm… Peeps.

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    why? i just don’t get it, why you’re being mean to katie?
    the only time i am openly MEAN like you’re being is when someone picks on my mom. I don’t really care what people say about me, but I don’t understand WHY you’re being mean. Did she do something to you?

  • Muffy

    Men can do very strange things with their testicles. I can lay in bed and just watch the skin around his nutsack go up and down. And temperature changes….Scrotum sac and thermostat….it’s like the things are alive and have a mind of their own. Women of dooceland…check out your guy’s ballsac next chance you get. You’ll see what I mean.

  • http://www.therileys.net Ryan

    Nice contrast! Glad to hear Leta’s fine!

  • Big Gay Sam

    straight people…


  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    KATIE! did you do something mean to these people? *raising mom eyebrow*

  • eleanor

    my husband says that when he goes to the doctor, the doctor takes a hold of his balls and asks him to cough. Is this normal?

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    LOL JR.

    Who Lousie? I dont believe your not all 3. What have you got against Katie. Your jealous, because she has more of a life than you’ll ever have. People know who she is. Shes not hiding.
    Reveal yourself, unless your too scared.

  • http://ssassy.blogspot.com/ saralynnmo

    Take off the parking brake
    Go coasting into a different state

    Man, that song got me out of a few relationships in one piece when I was younger. Love Liz Phair, before she decided she wanted to be Avril who wanted to be Alanis who wanted to be Liz Phair. Ah, the circle of life.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    You are sweet, Kristine. Don’t worry about it, though. If we keep on ignoring It, It will go away.

  • Big Gay Sam

    eleanor – as long as there is no fondling involved it is very normal.

  • louise

    quit whining, kristine. katie is mean to people all the time. she’s hardy an innocent party here. you sound like nancy kerrigan…..”why, why!”

  • Anthony

    in top 170… not as exciting as it sounds :-\

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Running around naked and shrieking seems to work for me to get people to go away. No one ever comes over to my house hah.

  • http://www.heidichronicles.com Heidi

    Andrea BT – Thank you for your optimism. How about Kansas: Flat, but Friendly.

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    The Next Survivor: Comment Section at Dooce.com.

  • eleanor

    um, thanks, Big Gay Sam. So last night, after he told me I totally grabbed him there and made him cough to see what happens. Nothing much to report.

  • southern fried girl

    OK, three minutes left or not, I am outta here. Y’all have a great night and three cheers for Chuck Friday tomorrow.

    Cool people – have a drink on me.

    Ass trolls – suck it.

    I’m out.

  • http://ladymadaysia.blogdrive.com Ladymadaysia

    Yes, five pound bags.

    [passes around the eggs]

    Anyone else?

    And they were the death of me.

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    that is actually one of the most commonly asked questions in the whole world.

    Nancy Kerrigan…could have been worse, could have been Nancy Reagan.

  • Muffy

    Changing topics:
    Indie films.
    Fair warning to all. I lost 100 plus minutes of my life last night watching “Lost in Translation”. I WAS lost.

    Another Indie film that i will buy a Ranchwagon if someone else saw it, but it is SO must see:
    Haiku Tunnel. The part where he says “I’ve worked for worse…Young litigators on crack”…I must have rewound that 80 times. Hilarious.

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    Mihow you crack me up.

  • http://paintingchef.blogspot.com/ Susannah

    Muffy-Have you seen “Maria Full of Grace”? Subtitles but totally worth it. SUCH an incredible movie.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    mihow, I am so there! Unless the make us eat bugs, cause I am so not eating bugs. Well, I mean, unless they put chocolate on them.

    well… no. no bugs.

  • http://www.oipom.com Meggan

    The clouds look so WEIRD. I love it.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Louise is so witty, isn’t she? What a quick little reference to Nancy Kerrigan! That only happened 13 years ago. Get some better one-liners. Obviously you can’t explain your nastiness, so all you can do is come up with lame blurbs regarding injured iceskaters from 1992. I am starting to think Louise might be Tonya Harding. It would explain the nastiness.

  • Muffy

    Other obscure movies worth a watch:
    “The Cook, The Thief, His Wife,and Her Lover” (I watched this with a guy i was dating while my mom sat on the couch – talk about uncomfortable when these really hot sex scenes were on)
    “Boxing Helena”
    “The Gods Must Be Crazy” (I walked around for a week just saying “Um, Mr. Stain?”)

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine


    Alright, i’m outta here, see you all on Thursday! (that’s my day to be picked on)…and come on, I give you so MUCH to work with, come with more than a bad skater reference.

    Til’ Thursday!!

  • Stacey B

    Lesley is RIGHT! Put it on paper! My sisters & I went thru this 5 yrs ago when our mom ended up on a ventilator which was so totally against everything she had drilled into our heads while we were growing up. We all said to take her off it and the dumbass docs said they didn’t “see anything that’s not reversible” so they weren’t going to take her off it. Long story short she suffered through a week of being in a coma on that thing and they didn’t shut it off until 10 min. AFTER she died! I don’t think death is reversible is it?

    On a happier note, bring on the chocolate! I just started (another) diet today, so last night I went on a big chocolate binge….mmmmmmmmmmmm

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Peace Out, all my fun friends. And Go Away Nasty Person. No one likes you or cares about your rude soliloquies about people you don’t know.