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Very brave to put your place of employment out there for everyone to see. It must be a cool place to work for. What kind of work do you do for them?
They say there’s something special about a man that uses his hands when he speaks…
I mean, there’s a limit, a line if you will, and when you start talking about actual contact with pooh, you’re hurdling right over it.
Morning all (0740hrs Sydnay time) Some of the usual suspects still up and about!
I wonder how often they paint that church.
Nice hands. Does this mean Jon is becoming a missionary?
Eleanor, I wish you had a blog because you make me laugh, especially re: 284.
Good times, good times.
Good afternoon to ya, Henryk.
It all depends on who he is talking to!
You know, I HATE doing this, really, I do, but Eleanor, GO FIND ANOTHER WEBSITE to comment on. Foodnetwork, Runners world, anything. Please. Leave us our poop talk. I have finally found a forum. Now it’s your turn.
Plum: Do you have the magic sponge?
And photographers that can shoot on an angle.
Thanks, suburban misfit- but a blog is a project and my projects don’t get off the ground.
Ahhhh,as your day draws to a close, mine begins. Geezeeee I love the ‘net’!
Are you sure he’s not panhandling? Or pimpin’? “I got one pretty lady, nice, you like, you never think of Utah without twitches in your pants again.”
HAHA, Eleanor! Sounds like me, except my projects do get off the ground…they just rarely get finished!
I think I have six distinctly separate projects in the works in my house right now. Pathetic.
Riddle me this, people – why is it when we feel our worst (PMS time) – carrying 3 lbs of water weight, a giant zit on my cheek, and cramps do we get horny? I could hump a tree right now.
Oh Shazza, you have gone!
here we go yo
here we go yo
so whats a whats the scenario
PS – only 13 more minutes.
Oh h…..Bucky4E is finally awake!
Geez Muffy, what’s the problem? Perhaps I need to work on tone or something. I shared a yucky story or two- retched at yours, big deal? I’m a little perplexed.
Congratulations on your successful journey to forum nirvana- It’s nice to fit in somewhere. I find it all depends on my mood.
Tree??? Crap, I’m in the wrong place again!
a penguin walks into a bar and askes the barman
“do you have any fish”
the barman looks at him and answers
” no its a bar we only serve chrips and beer
the penguin walks out. the next day the penguin walks in
“do you have any fish”
the barman looks at him
“i told you yesterday we only serve chrips and beer”
the penguin walks out only to return the next day
“do you have any fish”
the barman now angry tells the fish
“look i told you the other day no we dont serve fish we only serve beer and chrips an if you ask again i will nail your flippers to the floor”
the penguin walks out again, next day the penguin returns
“do u have any nails?”
the barman looks at the penguin and replies
the penguin looks hopeful
“ok then… do you have any fish???”
katie, just a week or so ago you & your buddies were giving someone here a ton of crap for not having a blog. something to the effect that having no blog=no life worth living/writing about. are this wishy-washy about everything?
13……………an unlucky number!
We don’t get too many Mormons up here in Canada, more Jehovah’s Witnesses. Friday I had one guy WAIT for me to pull in my driveway, then he WAITS for me to get my kids out of the car, then he is all, “HI! IS THIS YOUR SPOON? HA HA HA!”
He found a spoon on my lawn. I was like, “yep. thanks. bye.”
Then he tried to show me his magazines about the end of the world. I just kept walking away.
RE:#296–eleanor, I hope you’re joking. b/c touching poop is not even close to licking your own puddle of urine.
do you have kids? you can’t keep kids out of that shit. but none o mine ever tasted their pee.
The story of my life, Henry_K.
do you guys actualy get out of bed or stay up on purpose just to leave a comment on the top n here ? not that that isn’t a good enough reason
whoa, I now must apologize to striz for saying her tomato sammich for lunch gave me the ‘heebie jeebies’ because i just read that someone at some point was licking urine.
Whoa, I would never make it on fear factor.
I think that is the cavewoman coming out in us. We haven’t evolved quite enough yet to the point where we have lost that paleolithic urge to do it when we are ovulating. I have been known to actually hump trees at that time of month. You are not alone.
No Natalia, I am waiting to go to bed ( 10:05 PM Sydney time)
DairyQ, of course I didn’t know it was my pee- which is why I licked it- forgetting that that was even a possibility- I figured it was punch, or water, or juice from my sisters’ bottles.
I repeat, we are all of us a little bit contradictory. And sadly, I’m not sure I could ever own a dog unless I were to move to Paris because I can not think without gagging about laying hold of steaming piles of dog pooh.
P.S. Only ten more minutes!
8:06 Am here.
lmao, tomato on bread with mayo is goooood.
urine, not so much.
13 isn’t an unlucky number when it is the minutes remaining in the workday!
Tuesday almost here
I was actually thinking of starting a blog. Does it cost anything? Ever since AOL shut down the free personal ads, my inbox is empty, except for viagra spam. And darnit,I miss the amusing hate mails I would get. I am a glutton for punishment, I guess.
Well, if y’all see on the national news that some insane girl in New Orleans was sent away for humping trees, you can say “hey, I knew her in her pre-humping of trees days….”
8 more minutes.
wonder if Heather wakes up to do it or has a clever script to do it for her just to see how far people would go to be first
eleanor you really must work on that gag/retching reflex of yours.
SFGal, don’t let it get you down……we all have our crosses to bear!
Top 50 not bad for a first timer
Yea striz, I will eat tomato sammich before urine ANYDAY.
I will eat a tomato sammich if it will make sure that no one ever talks about licking urine again.
*WHOA* major heebie jeebie there.
I am so going to visit you sometime in New Orleans. Can we go to Cafe Dumonde (sp?) and get us some beignets? I like inhaling the powdered sugar.
will you eat a blt kristine?
thats the same thing, just with some b&l.
OK Katie b b a w …..true, I stand corrected!
My mormons usually come with bicycles too.
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