The Mormon Church needs more missionaries who can adequately speak with their hands

Thank you for your interest in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Mr./Mrs. Brown.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Very brave to put your place of employment out there for everyone to see. It must be a cool place to work for. What kind of work do you do for them?

  • Cheryl

    They say there’s something special about a man that uses his hands when he speaks… :-)

  • eleanor

    I mean, there’s a limit, a line if you will, and when you start talking about actual contact with pooh, you’re hurdling right over it.

  • Henryk_

    Morning all (0740hrs Sydnay time) Some of the usual suspects still up and about!

  • http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

    I wonder how often they paint that church.

    Nice hands. Does this mean Jon is becoming a missionary?

  • http://suburbanmisfit.blogspot.com/ suburban*misfit

    Eleanor, I wish you had a blog because you make me laugh, especially re: 284.

    Good times, good times.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Good afternoon to ya, Henryk. ;-)

  • Henryk_

    It all depends on who he is talking to!

  • Muffy

    You know, I HATE doing this, really, I do, but Eleanor, GO FIND ANOTHER WEBSITE to comment on. Foodnetwork, Runners world, anything. Please. Leave us our poop talk. I have finally found a forum. Now it’s your turn.

  • http://www.laurenbove.blogspot.com laurenbove

    Plum: Do you have the magic sponge?

  • http://www.biggestapple.net Biggest Apple

    And photographers that can shoot on an angle.

  • eleanor

    Thanks, suburban misfit- but a blog is a project and my projects don’t get off the ground.

  • Henryk_

    Ahhhh,as your day draws to a close, mine begins. Geezeeee I love the ‘net’!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Are you sure he’s not panhandling? Or pimpin’? “I got one pretty lady, nice, you like, you never think of Utah without twitches in your pants again.”

  • http://suburbanmisfit.blogspot.com/ suburban*misfit

    HAHA, Eleanor! Sounds like me, except my projects do get off the ground…they just rarely get finished!

    I think I have six distinctly separate projects in the works in my house right now. Pathetic.

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Riddle me this, people – why is it when we feel our worst (PMS time) – carrying 3 lbs of water weight, a giant zit on my cheek, and cramps do we get horny? I could hump a tree right now.

  • Henryk_

    Oh Shazza, you have gone!

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Fo’ Strizzle my nizzles

    here we go yo
    here we go yo
    so whats a whats the scenario

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    PS – only 13 more minutes.

  • Henryk_

    Oh h…..Bucky4E is finally awake!

  • eleanor

    Geez Muffy, what’s the problem? Perhaps I need to work on tone or something. I shared a yucky story or two- retched at yours, big deal? I’m a little perplexed.

    Congratulations on your successful journey to forum nirvana- It’s nice to fit in somewhere. I find it all depends on my mood.

  • Henryk_

    Tree??? Crap, I’m in the wrong place again!

  • Henryk_

    a penguin walks into a bar and askes the barman
    “do you have any fish”
    the barman looks at him and answers
    ” no its a bar we only serve chrips and beer
    the penguin walks out. the next day the penguin walks in
    “do you have any fish”
    the barman looks at him
    “i told you yesterday we only serve chrips and beer”
    the penguin walks out only to return the next day
    “do you have any fish”
    the barman now angry tells the fish
    “look i told you the other day no we dont serve fish we only serve beer and chrips an if you ask again i will nail your flippers to the floor”
    the penguin walks out again, next day the penguin returns
    “do u have any nails?”
    the barman looks at the penguin and replies
    “no”
    the penguin looks hopeful
    “ok then… do you have any fish???”

  • snoopdog

    katie, just a week or so ago you & your buddies were giving someone here a ton of crap for not having a blog. something to the effect that having no blog=no life worth living/writing about. are this wishy-washy about everything?

  • henryk_

    13……………an unlucky number!

  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    We don’t get too many Mormons up here in Canada, more Jehovah’s Witnesses. Friday I had one guy WAIT for me to pull in my driveway, then he WAITS for me to get my kids out of the car, then he is all, “HI! IS THIS YOUR SPOON? HA HA HA!”
    He found a spoon on my lawn. I was like, “yep. thanks. bye.”
    Then he tried to show me his magazines about the end of the world. I just kept walking away.

  • http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily_photo/04_04_2005.html dairyQ

    RE:#296–eleanor, I hope you’re joking. b/c touching poop is not even close to licking your own puddle of urine.

    do you have kids? you can’t keep kids out of that shit. but none o mine ever tasted their pee.

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    The story of my life, Henry_K. :)

  • natalia

    do you guys actualy get out of bed or stay up on purpose just to leave a comment on the top n here ? not that that isn’t a good enough reason :)

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    whoa, I now must apologize to striz for saying her tomato sammich for lunch gave me the ‘heebie jeebies’ because i just read that someone at some point was licking urine.

    Whoa, I would never make it on fear factor.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I think that is the cavewoman coming out in us. We haven’t evolved quite enough yet to the point where we have lost that paleolithic urge to do it when we are ovulating. I have been known to actually hump trees at that time of month. You are not alone.

  • Henryk_

    No Natalia, I am waiting to go to bed ( 10:05 PM Sydney time)

  • eleanor

    DairyQ, of course I didn’t know it was my pee- which is why I licked it- forgetting that that was even a possibility- I figured it was punch, or water, or juice from my sisters’ bottles.

    I repeat, we are all of us a little bit contradictory. And sadly, I’m not sure I could ever own a dog unless I were to move to Paris because I can not think without gagging about laying hold of steaming piles of dog pooh.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    P.S. Only ten more minutes!

  • http://www.anybodysguess.blogspot.com CanadianAmy

    8:06 Am here.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Fo’ Strizzle my nizzles

    lmao, tomato on bread with mayo is goooood.

    urine, not so much.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    13 isn’t an unlucky number when it is the minutes remaining in the workday!

  • Henryk_

    Tuesday almost here

  • Muffy

    I was actually thinking of starting a blog. Does it cost anything? Ever since AOL shut down the free personal ads, my inbox is empty, except for viagra spam. And darnit,I miss the amusing hate mails I would get. I am a glutton for punishment, I guess.

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Well, if y’all see on the national news that some insane girl in New Orleans was sent away for humping trees, you can say “hey, I knew her in her pre-humping of trees days….”

    8 more minutes.

  • natalia

    wonder if Heather wakes up to do it or has a clever script to do it for her just to see how far people would go to be first ;)

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Fo’ Strizzle my nizzles

    eleanor you really must work on that gag/retching reflex of yours.

  • henryk_

    SFGal, don’t let it get you down……we all have our crosses to bear!

  • Traca

    Top 50 not bad for a first timer

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    Yea striz, I will eat tomato sammich before urine ANYDAY.

    I will eat a tomato sammich if it will make sure that no one ever talks about licking urine again.

    *WHOA* major heebie jeebie there.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I am so going to visit you sometime in New Orleans. Can we go to Cafe Dumonde (sp?) and get us some beignets? I like inhaling the powdered sugar.

  • Traca

    poop

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Fo’ Strizzle my nizzles

    will you eat a blt kristine?

    thats the same thing, just with some b&l.

  • Henryk_

    OK Katie b b a w …..true, I stand corrected!

  • http://sparkygirlxoxo.blogspot.com Triple A

    My mormons usually come with bicycles too.