The Mormon Church needs more missionaries who can adequately speak with their hands

Very brave to put your place of employment out there for everyone to see. It must be a cool place to work for. What kind of work do you do for them?

I mean, there’s a limit, a line if you will, and when you start talking about actual contact with pooh, you’re hurdling right over it.

I wonder how often they paint that church.

Nice hands. Does this mean Jon is becoming a missionary?

Good afternoon to ya, Henryk.

You know, I HATE doing this, really, I do, but Eleanor, GO FIND ANOTHER WEBSITE to comment on. Foodnetwork, Runners world, anything. Please. Leave us our poop talk. I have finally found a forum. Now it’s your turn.

And photographers that can shoot on an angle.

Ahhhh,as your day draws to a close, mine begins. Geezeeee I love the ‘net’!

HAHA, Eleanor! Sounds like me, except my projects do get off the ground…they just rarely get finished!

I think I have six distinctly separate projects in the works in my house right now. Pathetic.

Oh Shazza, you have gone!

PS – only 13 more minutes.

Geez Muffy, what’s the problem? Perhaps I need to work on tone or something. I shared a yucky story or two- retched at yours, big deal? I’m a little perplexed.

Congratulations on your successful journey to forum nirvana- It’s nice to fit in somewhere. I find it all depends on my mood.

a penguin walks into a bar and askes the barman
“do you have any fish”
the barman looks at him and answers
” no its a bar we only serve chrips and beer
the penguin walks out. the next day the penguin walks in
“do you have any fish”
the barman looks at him
“i told you yesterday we only serve chrips and beer”
the penguin walks out only to return the next day
“do you have any fish”
the barman now angry tells the fish
“look i told you the other day no we dont serve fish we only serve beer and chrips an if you ask again i will nail your flippers to the floor”
the penguin walks out again, next day the penguin returns
“do u have any nails?”
the barman looks at the penguin and replies
“no”
the penguin looks hopeful
“ok then… do you have any fish???”

13……………an unlucky number!

RE:#296–eleanor, I hope you’re joking. b/c touching poop is not even close to licking your own puddle of urine.

do you have kids? you can’t keep kids out of that shit. but none o mine ever tasted their pee.

do you guys actualy get out of bed or stay up on purpose just to leave a comment on the top n here ? not that that isn’t a good enough reason

I think that is the cavewoman coming out in us. We haven’t evolved quite enough yet to the point where we have lost that paleolithic urge to do it when we are ovulating. I have been known to actually hump trees at that time of month. You are not alone.

DairyQ, of course I didn’t know it was my pee- which is why I licked it- forgetting that that was even a possibility- I figured it was punch, or water, or juice from my sisters’ bottles.

I repeat, we are all of us a little bit contradictory. And sadly, I’m not sure I could ever own a dog unless I were to move to Paris because I can not think without gagging about laying hold of steaming piles of dog pooh.

8:06 Am here.

13 isn’t an unlucky number when it is the minutes remaining in the workday!

I was actually thinking of starting a blog. Does it cost anything? Ever since AOL shut down the free personal ads, my inbox is empty, except for viagra spam. And darnit,I miss the amusing hate mails I would get. I am a glutton for punishment, I guess.

wonder if Heather wakes up to do it or has a clever script to do it for her just to see how far people would go to be first

SFGal, don’t let it get you down……we all have our crosses to bear!

Yea striz, I will eat tomato sammich before urine ANYDAY.

I will eat a tomato sammich if it will make sure that no one ever talks about licking urine again.

*WHOA* major heebie jeebie there.

poop

OK Katie b b a w …..true, I stand corrected!