Our plum tree in bloom



  • Muffy

    Naralius, something even more beautiful:
    someone in Utah being de-flowered

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Well I have to say, I am prolly offically way to freaky for anyone in this room.

    Really.

  • Cheryl

    Wait sorry Torrie- I have to pick them up. Forget it. See even when I try to be nice it doesn’t work. BACK TO BEING A BITCH.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Pretty pretty pink

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    must…not…say…monkey=vagina…

  • Vaida

    Maroon 5 rocks.

  • hiiidihooo

    they are chestnut trees. i know because i am a botanist. and muffie IS cuter than chuck. if chuck had a snarl on his face he wouldn’t look so cute…

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ I’m to sexy for my Strizz

    My BIL is upstairs excersizing, and it sounds like he is humping the floor.

    Steady hard pounding with a few creaks thrown in for good measure. NOW I know why the floorboards moan. OMG he is going _faster_ now. Must be close to the end.

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    Cheryl, seriously???

  • Berta

    Good morning to you all! What a beautiful picture! Spring is my favorite season!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    I dunno, there are some pretty freaky people here.
    Have I told you about the joy buzzer in the butt thing?

  • Astonished

    Yo, southern fried (517)–

    So nice to get your (and a few other) responses at last. Got a kick out of your line ’bout telling him to get limber and do it to himself.

    Ever hear this famous limerick?

    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Whose prick was so long he could suck it;
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin
    “If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!”

    Don’t like S&S myself, but I’m not so far gone that I can’t laugh about it. Hubby’s happy with things as they are, BTW.

  • naralius

    hmm Muffy… i dont get it.. can you explain it to me

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Ahh come on Bucky you know you want to. Monkey monkey, hairy little monkey, naughty little monkey, spaking on the monkey, monkey

    Monkey.

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    I havent had sex in a long time. That sucks. Or dosent suck. I’m not sure which.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Good morning Berta. They’re baaack.

    Yeah, Muffy, explain. ;-)

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ I’m to sexy for my Strizz

    JR- doubt it

    hahaha

  • Vaida

    I live in Providence, RI.

  • smokeyJoe

    oh god, the chestnut trees.

    hiiidihooo, you wouldn’t have time to see muffers snarl because she zooms off so fast. now get back to work. and what does a botanist know about the fauna anyhow?

    that is all.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Ahh I may seem so mild mannered, but I am a very bad girl

    Oh wait no, thats I seem like a very bad girl with bad manners…

  • http://song.burning-wings.org/blog song

    tracy I would so bash you over the head with a dead croc, but I am too busy licking hot buttery muffin off my fingers

  • Cheryl

    Susie— Yes the beautiful semen trees. I went to Clemson and all the bus stops and parking spots were under those trees… I definitely don’t miss them!

  • http://www.babylaurenmiller.blogspot.com ieatcrayonz

    I have a sudden urge to drink a glass of prune juice.

  • Cheryl

    Maybe if I call the station I can get them to give them to you?

  • Muffy

    Its not that difficult, N, Think about it…de-flowered???

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    I’m going through monkey=vagina withdrawal since I made that truce with Amanda B.
    monkey monkey monkey huh huh huh

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    The Crocodile Hunter is scary. He dangled his baby over a “croc”, as he calls them. But he is amusing, the way he kneels down on the ground and says “powerful jaws” (in that awesome accent).

  • natalia

    I think your theory is unproven katie cos sooner or later somebody always argues with the trolls so there is no knowing what’d happen if nobody did, I am convinced they’d go away if comment after comment they were ignored.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    O00oo I scared everyone off?

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    I love RI

  • hiiidihooo

    muffers has the sweetest personality. she would have to be backed in a corner to show her teeth.

    who’s back?

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    You know your shit doesn’t scare me. Well, maybe a little, but not enough to leave.
    Just enough to huddle in the corner weeping.

  • Vaida

    I haven’t had sex since March 19th.

  • http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/12_30_2004.html mdog

    isn’t that supposed to be called a bhhhahhhhhf tree?

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    AHh there you are.

    Well I made no such arrangement.

    Monkey vagina oh monkey vagina oh lalalallalalaaaaaaa monkey puss.

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Lawbrat, I have not either and it sucks. No pun intended.

    Astonished, I am stunned your hubby is cool with that. Most men would be bitching and hollering. Good for you, girl!!!! :)

  • naralius

    im a proud illigal imigrant in this country and english is my second language.. im trying hard but still i dont get it

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    Okay, Annabelle – you must have missed previous Dooce comments-discussions of lubrication – ASTROGLIDE is the WAY TO GO-GO

  • http://song.burning-wings.org/blog song

    I haven’t had sex since….. last saturday *grin*

    and no more croc hunter (and stop laughing at my accent)

  • Berta

    Hi KBBAW…I saw that and at first, thought it was you being funny! WTF?

  • Astonished

    For mihow, #292: So I’m “afraid of the penis”?

    Huge laugh! Tell that to my husband! I like lots o’ things, but I don’t put all of ‘em in my mouth!

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    Cheryl, it’s ok if it doesn’t work out, it’s the thought that counts.

    Are you by any chance wearing a halo?

  • http://islandArtist.tblog.com JoJo

    Very Purdy Picture Heather!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Jess, you’ll have to be my spokesperson for the monkey=vagina campaign.

    Gives a whole new meaning to “monkey in the middle” doesn’t it?

  • Vaida

    What could you possible love about RI????? Ohhhhhh.
    Who wants to trade flats with me?

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    That tree has a serious case of plummer’s crack.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ I’m to sexy for my Strizz

    AJ we can forget WET, fine lubricating product.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    My parents are from RI. My mom grew up in N. Providence (Centredale). RI is so pretty. I was just there for my grandmother’s funeral, and while it was so sad, it was so nice to be back at home. And I love flying into RI. You can see the whole state from the window of the plane.

  • http://www.theindia-jjshow.blogspot.com Elizabeth B

    The Bradford Pears are also Jizz smelling trees.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    I dunno that K-Y warming gel is pretty rocking