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Naralius, something even more beautiful:
someone in Utah being de-flowered
Well I have to say, I am prolly offically way to freaky for anyone in this room.
Wait sorry Torrie- I have to pick them up. Forget it. See even when I try to be nice it doesn’t work. BACK TO BEING A BITCH.
Pretty pretty pink
Maroon 5 rocks.
they are chestnut trees. i know because i am a botanist. and muffie IS cuter than chuck. if chuck had a snarl on his face he wouldn’t look so cute…
My BIL is upstairs excersizing, and it sounds like he is humping the floor.
Steady hard pounding with a few creaks thrown in for good measure. NOW I know why the floorboards moan. OMG he is going _faster_ now. Must be close to the end.
Good morning to you all! What a beautiful picture! Spring is my favorite season!
I dunno, there are some pretty freaky people here.
Have I told you about the joy buzzer in the butt thing?
Yo, southern fried (517)–
So nice to get your (and a few other) responses at last. Got a kick out of your line ’bout telling him to get limber and do it to himself.
Ever hear this famous limerick?
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose prick was so long he could suck it;
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
“If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!”
Don’t like S&S myself, but I’m not so far gone that I can’t laugh about it. Hubby’s happy with things as they are, BTW.
hmm Muffy… i dont get it.. can you explain it to me
Ahh come on Bucky you know you want to. Monkey monkey, hairy little monkey, naughty little monkey, spaking on the monkey, monkey
I havent had sex in a long time. That sucks. Or dosent suck. I’m not sure which.
Good morning Berta. They’re baaack.
Yeah, Muffy, explain.
JR- doubt it
I live in Providence, RI.
oh god, the chestnut trees.
hiiidihooo, you wouldn’t have time to see muffers snarl because she zooms off so fast. now get back to work. and what does a botanist know about the fauna anyhow?
that is all.
Ahh I may seem so mild mannered, but I am a very bad girl
Oh wait no, thats I seem like a very bad girl with bad manners…
tracy I would so bash you over the head with a dead croc, but I am too busy licking hot buttery muffin off my fingers
Susie— Yes the beautiful semen trees. I went to Clemson and all the bus stops and parking spots were under those trees… I definitely don’t miss them!
I have a sudden urge to drink a glass of prune juice.
Maybe if I call the station I can get them to give them to you?
Its not that difficult, N, Think about it…de-flowered???
I’m going through monkey=vagina withdrawal since I made that truce with Amanda B.
monkey monkey monkey huh huh huh
The Crocodile Hunter is scary. He dangled his baby over a “croc”, as he calls them. But he is amusing, the way he kneels down on the ground and says “powerful jaws” (in that awesome accent).
I think your theory is unproven katie cos sooner or later somebody always argues with the trolls so there is no knowing what’d happen if nobody did, I am convinced they’d go away if comment after comment they were ignored.
O00oo I scared everyone off?
I love RI
muffers has the sweetest personality. she would have to be backed in a corner to show her teeth.
You know your shit doesn’t scare me. Well, maybe a little, but not enough to leave.
Just enough to huddle in the corner weeping.
I haven’t had sex since March 19th.
isn’t that supposed to be called a bhhhahhhhhf tree?
AHh there you are.
Well I made no such arrangement.
Monkey vagina oh monkey vagina oh lalalallalalaaaaaaa monkey puss.
Lawbrat, I have not either and it sucks. No pun intended.
Astonished, I am stunned your hubby is cool with that. Most men would be bitching and hollering. Good for you, girl!!!!
im a proud illigal imigrant in this country and english is my second language.. im trying hard but still i dont get it
Okay, Annabelle – you must have missed previous Dooce comments-discussions of lubrication – ASTROGLIDE is the WAY TO GO-GO
I haven’t had sex since….. last saturday *grin*
and no more croc hunter (and stop laughing at my accent)
Hi KBBAW…I saw that and at first, thought it was you being funny! WTF?
For mihow, #292: So I’m “afraid of the penis”?
Huge laugh! Tell that to my husband! I like lots o’ things, but I don’t put all of ‘em in my mouth!
Cheryl, it’s ok if it doesn’t work out, it’s the thought that counts.
Are you by any chance wearing a halo?
Very Purdy Picture Heather!
Jess, you’ll have to be my spokesperson for the monkey=vagina campaign.
Gives a whole new meaning to “monkey in the middle” doesn’t it?
What could you possible love about RI????? Ohhhhhh.
Who wants to trade flats with me?
That tree has a serious case of plummer’s crack.
AJ we can forget WET, fine lubricating product.
My parents are from RI. My mom grew up in N. Providence (Centredale). RI is so pretty. I was just there for my grandmother’s funeral, and while it was so sad, it was so nice to be back at home. And I love flying into RI. You can see the whole state from the window of the plane.
The Bradford Pears are also Jizz smelling trees.
I dunno that K-Y warming gel is pretty rocking
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