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Has anyone here ever heard of Dr. Dirty John Valby? I think you would all get a kick out of him. If he comes to your town (mostly east coast) BUY TICKETS. Go See Him. And tell him Muffy said Hi!
Nope, not me. Your logic makes a lot of sense, Natalia. I will try it out. I have actually tried it before but they kept coming, but you are right, at some point, the retaliation does start.
Hint: If Astro-GLide or KY arent readily available, good old Aloe Vera gel works nicely. Perfect for the wake-n-shake, when he’s ready, but I’m not.
Well, anytime you guys come to RI, we should go out for a drink. We can point & laugh at random things together.
That’s right, Katie! I still don’t understand de-flowered???
I think toys are fun. As long as the man is not intimidated. Sometimes they help the mood. My husband likes to watch.
I think I should host the first anual doocelings festival.
All in favor?
She means, like, you know… to have your cherry popped. And, you know, in Utah, they are all about not popping cherries.
Bucky, that is a very keen observation, #297. That particular preference cannot be blamed on porn, as you so eloquently point out.
OK, I have to know a lot of things for my work that I don’t necessarily need to know at home; help me out, here — what is a vibrating tongue bar?
Torrie- I just talked to the station, they are just going to re-contest the tickets. I tried. I wish I was wearing a halo! I really wanted the tickets so that I could get my ex to come and “see” me. He couldn’t go- maybe I should read “He’s just not that into you” one more time.
Bucky: plummer’s crack! HA!
Bucky, I have been a spokesperson for a few things, but this one will be new for me. Hopefully I can live up to your high expectations.
I heard you a real slave driver to work for.
That sounds like fun, Vaida! What part of Prov do you live in? I don’t know the city too well, really. Just Centredale. It is a tiny little town but it has so much character.
naralius: Being de-flowered is a euphemism for losing one’s virginity.
Wet gets a lil’ weird feeling after lots of friction – I’m tellin’ ya, Astroglide ‘alllll the way’ now
Cheryl, you are soooo sweet.
Thanks for trying.
WHEWT im in the top 100. lolz
Well my tongue is pierced, so I have a barbell I can put in it that has soft silicon nubbies all over the top ot it, about the size of a multi vitamin pill, and it has a flat battery that screws on under the tongue, then, well, bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I’m in favor Torrie!
Thanks for the explain, Katie. I guess it’s a little early for my rapier wit. I should just stick to poop talk and peeps and forego the double entendres (sp?)
How could such a lovely picture of nature’s beauty spawn a conversation of monkey vagina and tongue bars?
Torrie,I would SO be there. And I would take write everything off as a “Work Related Expense”. Im at work. Im on dooce. Do you have a problem with that, Mr.IRS Auditor?
but could you get her backed into a corner?
you’re still not working. not even at RMK.
Annejelynne, but can I buy astroglide at the grocery store? ‘Cause I don’t frequent sex shops.
I’ll go to the festival.
I’ll bring cheese & crackers.
Oh, and because I’m from RI…I’ll bring a big jug of “cawfee” syrup too!
LOL i get it.
Annejelynn, I second your endorsement, after having obtained that particular product on YOUR recommendation, right here at dooce.com. And I did give you all the credit. Most of the credit. Some.
I’m in favor, too Torrie. My sister lives in NYC so I could kill two birds with one stone. See sis, party with the Doocelings. Woo!
crazy suggestion: how ’bout we let _*dooce*_ handle the people she deems to be a problem on her public internet site, and the rest of us just comment about the picture and other fun, light-hearted topics?
it’s a public site. All Are Welcomed. she’ll handle those comments she doesn’t like. she a big girl like that.
They have astro glide at walmart even, its everywhere
I’d go too. Way too much fun!
Oh, I see. You have to excuse me, I’m a little slow and hung over this morning..hehe!
you can buy astroglide at Target and Meijer…not that I would know.
Katie: I live in the same part your parents are from. I generalized it because I didn’t think anyone knew the area!!
Ok, does anyone else thing jizz (even faintly) smells like bleach?
Yes, Target, wherever.
The funny part is…
I totally want to do it.
Just wanted to share that despite my not so great eating the last two weeks, I still dropped weight. And I have PMS. I am a happy, somewhat smaller girl.
Yes, ask anyone, they’ll tell you I’m a real cunt to work for.
Vaida, Ill come with a yeast infection. We can have a “whine and cheese” party
Like I’ll use my husbands towel and well I smell it, I am not sure if it is clean freshness or seminal discard.
Thank you, Jess, I get the picture. Bzzzz, you say…hmmm.
I think Dooce should start shutting down and reopening the comments section at random times during the day, just to fuck with the people who post on here nonstop. I can see it now, self-proclaimed “doocelings” hitting refresh over and over again, hoping against hope that comments will be opened, like rats in a lab.
Exactly, like bleach!!
Mistress Bucky…I’m ready for my lesson now.
I threw up a little bit when I read that Muff.
I wish it smelled like bleach. Then I wouldn’t have to wash my sheets.
Bucky, oooo you said the c word. I love the c word. I could say it all day long, sometimes I do.
Awww….I just looked at the link that song put up…I think I was that girl. And I was first!! I just had to go back and comment on it and I said I was only kidding!! So..so…suck it!! Ok…sorry. Done venting now.
Bucky, I have a sick kitty.
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