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OMG Reader, everyone would totally freak out. Please Dooce, dont do it!
Raz, you made “dooce” *bold* and _italic_ simultaneously.
You are so totally my new hero.
How did you do that?
*_trying it now_*
The C word: cookies!!!!
Vaida, you know a true Rhode Islander when they can pronounce Woonosquatucket correctly. Or any of those crazy Indian names.
Nope, that didn’t work.
_*maybe this way*_
Now I picture Cookie Monster singing C is for cookies thats good enough for me, cunt, C is for cookies… allalalallaal cunt…
Well Reader, we’re all glad you’re not in charge! Hmpf!
i’m working…smarter “snort*
no muff definitely sees things a mile off. she’s no fool.
are we trolls? if so i hardly fit the definition. you might be though
I get my Astroglide from Target – for the record (hee hee)
I know I am a true Rhode Islander simply because I can’t pronounce my “R”‘s!!
You know. I drive my cah to the pahk.
_*Yay for me!*_
Greenie – I thought you weren’t into that? It’s my deep, deep voice, isn’t it?
Jes – by special request, cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntillious cunterrific cuntastic cuntarino cuntyouseeimcrazy.
Where did everyone go?
Katie did you fart?
Good for you SFG! If I lived in NOLA, I’d be in big trouble!
YES! SUSIE! glad to have given you a sound (slippery) referal
And do you add “R”s to places they shouldn’t go? Like “soder” instead of soda. My grandmother did that.
Wasn’t it just snowing where you live? I don’t even have blooms on my trees yet.
I didn’t go anywhere YET, but I’m leaving work in 20 minutes.
Someone just came and asked me a question, and I said, “I don’t even really work here.” HA HA
They walked away.
Bucky: yes, and if I close my eyes it’s even more realistic.
I think all the other “R”‘s are where they are supposed to be.
Leta in pigtails is way cooler than the plum tree blossoms…Lets sneaking food to Chuck is cooler than all of it! Go Leta!
It HAS been awhile since the lube talk. I’m about due for a refill by now, so I’m gonna have to try the Astroglide next time.
That is hilarious, Vaida. I need to try that.
set this as my desktop photo and it looks so pretty! thanks heather!
i’ve been MIA…2 weeks ago, the girl who lived with us (until about a year ago) while she was in college killed herself. She jumped off an overpass into traffic. It was a split second decision. She had history of depression and was always struggling with meds but she still kept a smile on her face and she was loved so much by all. Her mom’s heart is broken beyond belief…she was the only girl of 4 children. She was also my best friend’s sister in law. She was 19 yrs old and like family to us. thanks for listening. I’ve been having such a hard time with this.
HEATHER YOUR PHOTO CHEERED ME UP THIS MORNING!
What? Fragile Cunt? That’s my next band name, I think.
Fra-GEE-lay. It must be Italian.
If you’re going to try it, don’t forget to say coffee as cawfee and talk as tawk.
Bucky, you could play some Cuntry Music.
Oh! You meant telling someone that you don’t work there!
Long time lurker.
Beautiful pictures.They brighten my day. Thanks for sharing your creativity and laughs.
Oh I so wanna be in a band called Fragile Cunt. Cept I cant sing. I guess I could be a Cunt Groupie.
No, I meant I am going to try and tell people I don’t work here. I already talk like that sometimes. My parents rubbed off on me with their accents.
How do you do that?
But aloe vera makes me nervous. It’s more sticky than slippery, and I think it might burn our…parts
#554: that’s funny! but, no, really, you _don’t_ want to mess with me… and, ummm, please do point out to me my exact quote wherein i told *anyone* what to say or not to say on this site??? please don’t tell me i’ve done something that i clearly haven’t.
#54 Cheryl: I totally know what your talking about. I remember those trees in Georgia too.
Bucky, would your mike stands be shaped like sexy lady legs?
see you guys tomorrow. Thanks for the laughs (and vibrating tongue ring advice).
Sorry Andrea, death always sucks, but even more so when it is a young person.
Oh and I so totally want my Backstage Cunt Tour Pass
You can only get away with it once. Unless…next time they see you, just pretend you are delivering lunch. HA HA
Let it bloom, let it bloom, let it bloom!
Spring has sprungeth – woo hoo.
Jess – we could always use a Cunt Groupie. Harder to get than roadies even.
Susie – Cuntry music, huh huh. I wanna be Cuntway Twitty.
Katie is full of shit. Katie, why do you always have a story or an experience that is sooo like someone else’s story or experience. Oh, I know, because you are an idiot.
That is so sad, Andrea….I’m sorry
Ern, do you know you can totally BUY that leg lamp from a company called What on Earth? (I think that’s the name; I’ve seen it in their catalogs, in 2 sizes. A MAJOR AWARD.)
I don’t undersatnd why there is so much hate.
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