Our plum tree in bloom



  • http://mihow.com mihow

    ::slowly backs out of Dooce comment section again::

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    OMG Reader, everyone would totally freak out. Please Dooce, dont do it!

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

    Raz, you made “dooce” *bold* and _italic_ simultaneously.

    You are so totally my new hero.

    How did you do that?

    *_trying it now_*

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    The C word: cookies!!!!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Vaida, you know a true Rhode Islander when they can pronounce Woonosquatucket correctly. Or any of those crazy Indian names.

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

    Nope, that didn’t work.

    _*maybe this way*_

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Now I picture Cookie Monster singing C is for cookies thats good enough for me, cunt, C is for cookies… allalalallaal cunt…

  • Vaida

    Well Reader, we’re all glad you’re not in charge! Hmpf!

  • hiiidihooo

    i’m working…smarter “snort*

    no muff definitely sees things a mile off. she’s no fool.

    are we trolls? if so i hardly fit the definition. you might be though :)

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    I get my Astroglide from Target – for the record (hee hee)

  • Vaida

    I know I am a true Rhode Islander simply because I can’t pronounce my “R”‘s!!

    You know. I drive my cah to the pahk.

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

    _*Yay for me!*_

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Greenie – I thought you weren’t into that? It’s my deep, deep voice, isn’t it?

    Jes – by special request, cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntillious cunterrific cuntastic cuntarino cuntyouseeimcrazy.

    Thank you.

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    Where did everyone go?

    Katie did you fart?

  • Berta

    Good for you SFG! If I lived in NOLA, I’d be in big trouble!

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    YES! SUSIE! glad to have given you a sound (slippery) referal

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    And do you add “R”s to places they shouldn’t go? Like “soder” instead of soda. My grandmother did that.

  • http://stolidoli.blogspot.com/ Lisa S

    Wasn’t it just snowing where you live? I don’t even have blooms on my trees yet.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Supercuntafragilisticexpealidocious

  • Vaida

    I didn’t go anywhere YET, but I’m leaving work in 20 minutes.

    Someone just came and asked me a question, and I said, “I don’t even really work here.” HA HA

    They walked away.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ I’m to sexy for my Strizz

    *_?_*

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    Bucky: yes, and if I close my eyes it’s even more realistic.

  • Vaida

    I think all the other “R”‘s are where they are supposed to be.

  • http://www.smoochdog.com Michelle

    Leta in pigtails is way cooler than the plum tree blossoms…Lets sneaking food to Chuck is cooler than all of it! Go Leta!

  • http://docern.blogspot.com Ern

    It HAS been awhile since the lube talk. I’m about due for a refill by now, so I’m gonna have to try the Astroglide next time.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    That is hilarious, Vaida. I need to try that.

  • Andrea in Canada

    set this as my desktop photo and it looks so pretty! thanks heather!

    i’ve been MIA…2 weeks ago, the girl who lived with us (until about a year ago) while she was in college killed herself. She jumped off an overpass into traffic. It was a split second decision. She had history of depression and was always struggling with meds but she still kept a smile on her face and she was loved so much by all. Her mom’s heart is broken beyond belief…she was the only girl of 4 children. She was also my best friend’s sister in law. She was 19 yrs old and like family to us. thanks for listening. I’ve been having such a hard time with this. :(

    HEATHER YOUR PHOTO CHEERED ME UP THIS MORNING!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    What? Fragile Cunt? That’s my next band name, I think.

    Fra-GEE-lay. It must be Italian.

  • Vaida

    If you’re going to try it, don’t forget to say coffee as cawfee and talk as tawk.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ I’m to sexy for my Strizz

    _*UGH*_

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Bucky, you could play some Cuntry Music.

  • Vaida

    Oh! You meant telling someone that you don’t work there!

  • Crystaleia

    Long time lurker.
    Beautiful pictures.They brighten my day. Thanks for sharing your creativity and laughs.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Oh I so wanna be in a band called Fragile Cunt. Cept I cant sing. I guess I could be a Cunt Groupie.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    No, I meant I am going to try and tell people I don’t work here. I already talk like that sometimes. My parents rubbed off on me with their accents.

  • Berta

    How do you do that?

  • http://docern.blogspot.com Ern

    But aloe vera makes me nervous. It’s more sticky than slippery, and I think it might burn our…parts

  • http://groups-beta.google.com/group/dooce/browse_thread/thread/e7113bd7f821c3d2/9ccf7f6c8a8d6024#9ccf7f6c8a8d6024 RazDreams

    #554: that’s funny! but, no, really, you _don’t_ want to mess with me… and, ummm, please do point out to me my exact quote wherein i told *anyone* what to say or not to say on this site??? please don’t tell me i’ve done something that i clearly haven’t.

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    #54 Cheryl: I totally know what your talking about. I remember those trees in Georgia too.

  • http://docern.blogspot.com Ern

    Bucky, would your mike stands be shaped like sexy lady legs?

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    see you guys tomorrow. Thanks for the laughs (and vibrating tongue ring advice).

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ I’m to sexy for my Strizz

    Sorry Andrea, death always sucks, but even more so when it is a young person.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Oh and I so totally want my Backstage Cunt Tour Pass

  • Vaida

    You can only get away with it once. Unless…next time they see you, just pretend you are delivering lunch. HA HA

  • http://eyesaverted.blogspot.com/ Wicked H

    Let it bloom, let it bloom, let it bloom!

    Spring has sprungeth – woo hoo.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Jess – we could always use a Cunt Groupie. Harder to get than roadies even.

    Susie – Cuntry music, huh huh. I wanna be Cuntway Twitty.

  • reader

    Katie is full of shit. Katie, why do you always have a story or an experience that is sooo like someone else’s story or experience. Oh, I know, because you are an idiot.

  • Berta

    That is so sad, Andrea….I’m sorry :-(

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Ern, do you know you can totally BUY that leg lamp from a company called What on Earth? (I think that’s the name; I’ve seen it in their catalogs, in 2 sizes. A MAJOR AWARD.)

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    I don’t undersatnd why there is so much hate.
    :(