Our plum tree in bloom

::slowly backs out of Dooce comment section again::

Raz, you made “dooce” *bold* and _italic_ simultaneously.

You are so totally my new hero.

How did you do that?

*_trying it now_*

Vaida, you know a true Rhode Islander when they can pronounce Woonosquatucket correctly. Or any of those crazy Indian names.

Now I picture Cookie Monster singing C is for cookies thats good enough for me, cunt, C is for cookies… allalalallaal cunt…

i’m working…smarter “snort*

no muff definitely sees things a mile off. she’s no fool.

are we trolls? if so i hardly fit the definition. you might be though

I know I am a true Rhode Islander simply because I can’t pronounce my “R”‘s!!

You know. I drive my cah to the pahk.

Greenie – I thought you weren’t into that? It’s my deep, deep voice, isn’t it?

Jes – by special request, cunt cunt cunt cunt cuntillious cunterrific cuntastic cuntarino cuntyouseeimcrazy.

Thank you.

Good for you SFG! If I lived in NOLA, I’d be in big trouble!

And do you add “R”s to places they shouldn’t go? Like “soder” instead of soda. My grandmother did that.

Supercuntafragilisticexpealidocious

*_?_*

I think all the other “R”‘s are where they are supposed to be.

It HAS been awhile since the lube talk. I’m about due for a refill by now, so I’m gonna have to try the Astroglide next time.

set this as my desktop photo and it looks so pretty! thanks heather!

i’ve been MIA…2 weeks ago, the girl who lived with us (until about a year ago) while she was in college killed herself. She jumped off an overpass into traffic. It was a split second decision. She had history of depression and was always struggling with meds but she still kept a smile on her face and she was loved so much by all. Her mom’s heart is broken beyond belief…she was the only girl of 4 children. She was also my best friend’s sister in law. She was 19 yrs old and like family to us. thanks for listening. I’ve been having such a hard time with this.

HEATHER YOUR PHOTO CHEERED ME UP THIS MORNING!

If you’re going to try it, don’t forget to say coffee as cawfee and talk as tawk.

Bucky, you could play some Cuntry Music.

Long time lurker.
Beautiful pictures.They brighten my day. Thanks for sharing your creativity and laughs.

No, I meant I am going to try and tell people I don’t work here. I already talk like that sometimes. My parents rubbed off on me with their accents.

But aloe vera makes me nervous. It’s more sticky than slippery, and I think it might burn our…parts

#54 Cheryl: I totally know what your talking about. I remember those trees in Georgia too.

see you guys tomorrow. Thanks for the laughs (and vibrating tongue ring advice).

Oh and I so totally want my Backstage Cunt Tour Pass

Let it bloom, let it bloom, let it bloom!

Spring has sprungeth – woo hoo.

Katie is full of shit. Katie, why do you always have a story or an experience that is sooo like someone else’s story or experience. Oh, I know, because you are an idiot.

Ern, do you know you can totally BUY that leg lamp from a company called What on Earth? (I think that’s the name; I’ve seen it in their catalogs, in 2 sizes. A MAJOR AWARD.)