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Does anyone know if deer attack people?
Maybe she’s been eating a choc tot tart.
Bellychaser – That is FUNNY.
Anyone else wondering how many of Heather’s family members thought “bonked” meant “hit”?
I’m starting my own blog soon, but until i do, I just want to say thanks to all my family and friends at my SURPRISE wedding shower, I’m sorry that I was all hung over (blame my bridesmaid KELLY! – her sister makes great blender drinks). Really, the gifts were beautiful. I’m sorry for running to the bathroom to puke 10 times. Really. I’m sorry. This will be blogged. Or shold i say, “blarrrgged”…
And chocolate Pop Tarts? Those are so yesterday. I eat chocolate chip cookie dough Pop Tarts for breakfast (or at least until next week when I give up bad carbs…then all Pop Tarts will be so yesterday.
Hehe, Tarts of the Heavens.
Im just craving chocolate poptarts!!!
Has anyone heard the urban legend peanut butter story?
Hey, here I am, and they weren’t too happy with my assless chaps goin’ through airport security. Oh, what they did to me with that beeping wand…
If you could create your own poptart flavor, what would it be?
Look at her go, she’s lovin’ the chocolate goodness
Today’s my mom’s b-day too, rock on!!!
Kristine, you have 5 and you still melt when you see a baby!Thats amazing
Bucky!! I just heard “Raymond,” of “Everybody loves…” say, “C’mon, give Gumby a Pokey,” and I MISSED you.
Urban legend pb story? In that you mean, there is a FDA approved amount of Rat Feces, RAT FECES! in peanut butter? No legend. Fact.
Andrea. Bonk, bonked, bonking? I guess colloqualisms vary from district to district, even country to country. Now, a few years ago, I spent a period of time in San Francisco. After I had returned back to Sydney I was engaged in conversation and I used the term “fanny”…. someone fell over and landed on her fanny! I was given some funny looks from the females in the group. I had to do some quick explanations.
Over there in the USA, fanny relates to the arse, the bum. Now here in Oz, fanny relates to quite a different part of the female anatomy – the external genetalia. After that little faux pas, I had to quickly remember where I was and retailored my vocabulary to suit.
Chocolate chip cookie dough.
Somebody looking for THIS?
News Headline: BAMBI-LIKE DEER ATTACKS CAMPER IN WOODS, SMORES WENT EVERYWHERE
They wanded you? For free?
No Muffy, the one about the woman and the dog.
Oh, it wasn’t free, honey, but luckily the tab is on my company today.
Now, how shall I write this up on my expense report?
My eighth grade science teacher told us that same story about rat feces in peanut butter. How could the FDA actually approve any amount of rat feces for human consumption?
Bucky, wanded at security? As you know, terrorists hide plastique expolsives etc in the sneakiest places.
I only gave birth to 3 of them. Both my boyfriend and I have full custody of our kids so we have 7 of us here at all times.
He’s fixed so there will be no more newborns in this house…but just to hold one would be heaven.
I just wrote my daughters ‘happy 12 birthday blog’ and I have pictures of me holding her when she was that little and I swear I ALMOST wanted another one.
Missed ya something fierce.
EW, that story SO did happen, Torrie. There was a girl in my high school that happened to, but it wasn’t peanut butter, it was dog food. She was really drunk.
Damn, it has been so long since I was wanded properly.
Seriously though, do deers attack people? I’ve been having issues at the park I go run at. They just sit there and LOOK at you and then they start walking towards you. FREAKY DEAKY.
now i want a pop tart.
Caroline…oh yeah. Chocolate cookie dough poptarts. All warm and nummy.
Yeah, you can’t beat that flavor.
Bucky, I cant be sure exactly I have never had to write out an expense report, but when I have preformed the wanding on others I always chalk it up as “making new friends”.
my poptart flavor would be buttered brown sugar
My Dream Pop-Tart Flavor: Diamond Crunch Berry with Liquid Gold Frosting
Box of six: $3.99
Value: $2.2 mill
Calories: 0 calories
Fat: 0 grams
Cashing in a Pop-tart at the bank: Priceless
Pokey, you’re all talk. We wanna SEE. IT.
PB and dog story…hmmm…Is that the one where the woman came home and all of these people were there to throw her a suprise party/shower, and they have the dog in the room, and she’s calling for the dog, and when she opens the door,they yell surprise, and she’s naked, with peanut butter on her poonani? I heard it was mayonnaise.
Fer chrissakes,get a vibrator.
Jess, I’ve been sternly admonished by my boss to stop making new friends.
So wierd you asked. My husband was telling me a story yesterday about being chased by one during a camping trip in Algonquin Park. I guess it is quite common for moose and deer to attack especially a female with babies or male during mating season.
Yea, Pokey, whip it out! Whip it out!
awe, she looks like she’s having a chocolate hangover. love it!
Torrie saw it. She’ll tell you.
kristine — I know. I should work for the poptart company. I would SO rock at that.
Will you come over and play with my kids?
So when is mating season?
Okay, that beats my taking a shower with the dog story. Peanut butter on the……..Oh my.
I don’t understand people who put things like “sex” in their profiles as one of their interests. Isn’t that like putting “oxygen”?
Wait, I have “food” in mine, I think.
sorry, haven’t got a clue when it is. Try Google?
Dooce, I hope Jon and the Holy Spirit give you triplet boys the next time around. Boys are SO much fun!
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