Remnants of chocolate pop tart



  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    Does anyone know if deer attack people?

    Seriously.

  • Henryk_

    Maybe she’s been eating a choc tot tart.

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    Bellychaser – That is FUNNY.

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Anyone else wondering how many of Heather’s family members thought “bonked” meant “hit”?

  • Muffy

    I’m starting my own blog soon, but until i do, I just want to say thanks to all my family and friends at my SURPRISE wedding shower, I’m sorry that I was all hung over (blame my bridesmaid KELLY! – her sister makes great blender drinks). Really, the gifts were beautiful. I’m sorry for running to the bathroom to puke 10 times. Really. I’m sorry. This will be blogged. Or shold i say, “blarrrgged”…

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    And chocolate Pop Tarts? Those are so yesterday. I eat chocolate chip cookie dough Pop Tarts for breakfast (or at least until next week when I give up bad carbs…then all Pop Tarts will be so yesterday.

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    Hehe, Tarts of the Heavens.

  • naralius

    Im just craving chocolate poptarts!!!

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    Has anyone heard the urban legend peanut butter story?

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Hey, here I am, and they weren’t too happy with my assless chaps goin’ through airport security. Oh, what they did to me with that beeping wand…

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    If you could create your own poptart flavor, what would it be?

  • http://www.lindseyandray.com/blog.html Library Girl

    Look at her go, she’s lovin’ the chocolate goodness :)
    Today’s my mom’s b-day too, rock on!!!

  • naralius

    Kristine, you have 5 and you still melt when you see a baby!Thats amazing

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Bucky!! I just heard “Raymond,” of “Everybody loves…” say, “C’mon, give Gumby a Pokey,” and I MISSED you.

  • Muffy

    Urban legend pb story? In that you mean, there is a FDA approved amount of Rat Feces, RAT FECES! in peanut butter? No legend. Fact.

  • Henryk_

    Andrea. Bonk, bonked, bonking? I guess colloqualisms vary from district to district, even country to country. Now, a few years ago, I spent a period of time in San Francisco. After I had returned back to Sydney I was engaged in conversation and I used the term “fanny”…. someone fell over and landed on her fanny! I was given some funny looks from the females in the group. I had to do some quick explanations.
    Over there in the USA, fanny relates to the arse, the bum. Now here in Oz, fanny relates to quite a different part of the female anatomy – the external genetalia. After that little faux pas, I had to quickly remember where I was and retailored my vocabulary to suit.

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    Chocolate chip cookie dough.

  • POKEY

    Somebody looking for THIS?

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    News Headline: BAMBI-LIKE DEER ATTACKS CAMPER IN WOODS, SMORES WENT EVERYWHERE

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    They wanded you? For free?

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    No Muffy, the one about the woman and the dog.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Oh, it wasn’t free, honey, but luckily the tab is on my company today.
    Now, how shall I write this up on my expense report?

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    My eighth grade science teacher told us that same story about rat feces in peanut butter. How could the FDA actually approve any amount of rat feces for human consumption?

  • Henryk_

    Bucky, wanded at security? As you know, terrorists hide plastique expolsives etc in the sneakiest places.

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    I only gave birth to 3 of them. Both my boyfriend and I have full custody of our kids so we have 7 of us here at all times.
    He’s fixed so there will be no more newborns in this house…but just to hold one would be heaven.

    I just wrote my daughters ‘happy 12 birthday blog’ and I have pictures of me holding her when she was that little and I swear I ALMOST wanted another one.

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Pokey,

    Missed ya something fierce.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    EW, that story SO did happen, Torrie. There was a girl in my high school that happened to, but it wasn’t peanut butter, it was dog food. She was really drunk.

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Damn, it has been so long since I was wanded properly.

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    Seriously though, do deers attack people? I’ve been having issues at the park I go run at. They just sit there and LOOK at you and then they start walking towards you. FREAKY DEAKY.

  • http://karmalicious.bravejournal.com/ candy

    now i want a pop tart.

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com kristine

    Caroline…oh yeah. Chocolate cookie dough poptarts. All warm and nummy.

    Yeah, you can’t beat that flavor.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Bucky, I cant be sure exactly I have never had to write out an expense report, but when I have preformed the wanding on others I always chalk it up as “making new friends”.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ I’m to sexy for my Strizz

    my poptart flavor would be buttered brown sugar

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Henryk, YOIKS!!!

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    My Dream Pop-Tart Flavor: Diamond Crunch Berry with Liquid Gold Frosting

    Box of six: $3.99
    Value: $2.2 mill
    Calories: 0 calories
    Fat: 0 grams

    Cashing in a Pop-tart at the bank: Priceless

  • http://chaithere.blogspot.com AndreaBT

    Pokey, you’re all talk. We wanna SEE. IT.

  • Muffy

    PB and dog story…hmmm…Is that the one where the woman came home and all of these people were there to throw her a suprise party/shower, and they have the dog in the room, and she’s calling for the dog, and when she opens the door,they yell surprise, and she’s naked, with peanut butter on her poonani? I heard it was mayonnaise.

    Fer chrissakes,get a vibrator.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Jess, I’ve been sternly admonished by my boss to stop making new friends.

  • Bellychaser

    Caroline:

    So wierd you asked. My husband was telling me a story yesterday about being chased by one during a camping trip in Algonquin Park. I guess it is quite common for moose and deer to attack especially a female with babies or male during mating season.

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    Yea, Pokey, whip it out! Whip it out!

  • http://redhappens.com red

    awe, she looks like she’s having a chocolate hangover. love it! :)

  • POKEY

    Torrie saw it. She’ll tell you.

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    kristine — I know. I should work for the poptart company. I would SO rock at that.

  • http://amusingmyselfdaily.blogspot.com molly

    Heather,
    Will you come over and play with my kids?
    Thanks..

  • http://www.notsosweetcaroline.blogspot.com Caroline

    So when is mating season?

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    mmmmm…bacon grease….sllrrrrp

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    Okay, that beats my taking a shower with the dog story. Peanut butter on the……..Oh my.

  • http://whfropera.com coskel

    I don’t understand people who put things like “sex” in their profiles as one of their interests. Isn’t that like putting “oxygen”?

    Wait, I have “food” in mine, I think.

  • Bellychaser

    sorry, haven’t got a clue when it is. Try Google?

  • deleted

    Dooce, I hope Jon and the Holy Spirit give you triplet boys the next time around. Boys are SO much fun!