Disco



  • http://jo.migrantroo.com Jo

    awww, someone explain the double entendre of glass bottomed boat and chili cheese dog surprise to me?

  • ashik

    “Honey, do we HAVE to spend thanksgiving at your parents’ house?”

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    I could really go for a bacon grease sandwich.

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Conscience,

    Suck it. My work is getting done just fine.

  • ashik

    “Darling, pass the potatoes”

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    Congrats Ashik! Cooley Law School, in lansing Mi

  • http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

    No complex intended. Are you the WindyLou that visited Dooce a little while back? If so, happy to see you round these parts again. If not, still happy to see you.

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    It’s like calling “winning 2.5 million in the lottery a fairly good day”

  • ashik

    rat feces fried in bacongrease..a recipe for the ages

  • http://jo.migrantroo.com Jo

    oh..i see you already did…and i am SO grossed out. in fact i can’t decide what i’m more grossed out by- the actual definitions or the fact you know them… ha

  • http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nilbo

    C’mon, Henryk … it’s fun.

    “… is like calling an Aussie fairly prone to over-imbibing.”

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Hey Ashik and Lawbrat, remember me when you need a good paralegal….:) Even with all the posting I do on here some days, I get my shit done. :)

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Conscience – You leave SFG alone.

    Scat!

  • ashik

    “Please stop feeling me up as we drive – it’s distracting!”

  • http://lamonalicious.blogspot.com/ Mona

    I feel like dancing…

  • http://ninjamonkey3000.blogspot.com/ mighty!

    plum…
    neither are as bad as a cleveland steamer…

    glass bottom boat at least you have the plastice wrap..

  • Annabelle

    John Kerry is fairly long in the chin.

  • Annabelle

    faeces is British.

  • LeafGirl77 aka Kendra in T-Bay

    Effigy:
    A crude figure or dummy representing a hated person or group. I like!

    I’d love to come up with a few of those for people I dislike. How much fun would that be?

    As for mine…hmmm..probably an avocado. Just cuz they’re yummy and fatty. How I love the fat!!!! My biggest downfall really… Fat and Sugar. Mmm..

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    …is like calling Pokey’s wang fairly large…

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    LOL SFG! I will remember you. Could you imagine what a team we would make SFG? We’d take dooce breaks!

    Ashik, where did you go to school?

  • ashik

    spurious – that is just awful.
    AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL

    Now and for the rest of the day, these images will float, unbeckoned, in front of me.

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    OH MY GOD. I am laughing and the whole office is quiet. Quiet with the exception of my big, stupid laugh!!

    Stop!! Stop making me laugh!

  • LeafGirl aka Kendra in T-Bay

    OK, I can see the merits now…by keeping the bacon greese in the freezer. That way it doesn’t get rancid. Good thinking.

    And the ole bacon greese does add a certain je ne sais quoi to a couple dishes… I must admit I miss my mom’s fried potatoes. :(

  • http://effiesworld.blogspot.com Effie

    Hey LeafGirl77–I like the Scoobydoo noodles the best! Really twirly!
    I saw someone say something about the best things to spread on bread–what about liverwurst? That’s great stuff–on nice rye bread!

  • Annabelle

    What we are doing is, in literature, known as “litotes”.

    English football fans are fairly spirited.

  • ashik

    SFG – :)
    dooce helps me get all mine done. and boy is there a lot of it.

  • Muffy

    When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I’ll be coming home to you….

  • ashik

    Since we’ve gone political – - like calling Tom DeLay mildly corrupt..

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    If it’s British, it’s HOT.

  • http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

    Chicken cutlet.

  • http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nilbo

    The Jude Law game … how about “Let’s have breakfast in the morning … shall I call you or nudge you?”

  • ashik

    Berkeley, duuuuude. Good weather *all* the time.

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Jo- I’m grossed out by the definitions AND the fact that I know them. And I’m me.

    Ha! And now you know them too!

  • ashik

    Like calling Pelosi fairly liberal

  • http://lawbrat.com lawbrat

    I am so jealous!! We have grey weather all the time. On sunny days, people are like….WOOOOW, there IS a sun!

  • ashik

    AAAAAAAA

    the visuals are overwhelming, i will take a little break and come back later..

  • Annabelle

    Well, I’m not quite correct on that one, but it’s the same general idea- understatement for rhetorical effect.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Hi Lawbrat!

    Susannah, we were talking yesterday about how apparently there are trace amounts of rat “faeces” in peanut butter. Hey, it doesn’t stop me from eating it. I had a peanut butter jelly sandwich last night!

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Mighty – You’re sooooo right. Ew.

    Ashik – You’re welcome.

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    Niblo..oh I love this.

  • http://www.babylaurenmiller.blogspot.com ieatcrayonz

    Slow shutter speed or fairies on speed?

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Oh dear. I thought I was so open minded but then I read THAT. Sorry but no waste products for me….or on me…..or near me…..ew.

  • ashik

    Nilbo – how about (looking down) “get back up here, we’ve got company”

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Muffy, when you mentioned Ricketts Glen, I had flashbacks. Although I never tripped on acid there, or anywhere really, since I was totally scared away from drugs by the D.A.R.E. program. We used to camp at Ricketts Glen.

  • ishouldbeworking

    not that i’m trying to change subjects or anything, but i gotta bitch & get something off my chest…yesterday there was a tornado warning for our county and i called “code black” to activate the response in the building. today i catch hell for doing that because our town was not in imminent danger and therefore the code black should not have been called. apparently alot of people were highly inconvenienced by it. well fuck ‘em! next time they can have their asses blown from here to who knows where and i won’t say a word! i will stay in my office at my desk and save my own ass. thank you for that, carry on…

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    How old do you think Britney’s child will be when he/she has their first Cheeto?

  • http://truthsandhalftruths.typepad.com Nilbo

    That’s just silly. You don’t fry rat faeces in bacon grease. Spoils the flavour. You grill them with onions and mushrooms.

  • LeafGirl77 aka Kendra in T-Bay

    Cleveland steamer??? Huh? Huh?

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    It’s like calling Michael Jackson’s nose fairly invisible.