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awww, someone explain the double entendre of glass bottomed boat and chili cheese dog surprise to me?
“Honey, do we HAVE to spend thanksgiving at your parents’ house?”
I could really go for a bacon grease sandwich.
Suck it. My work is getting done just fine.
“Darling, pass the potatoes”
Congrats Ashik! Cooley Law School, in lansing Mi
No complex intended. Are you the WindyLou that visited Dooce a little while back? If so, happy to see you round these parts again. If not, still happy to see you.
It’s like calling “winning 2.5 million in the lottery a fairly good day”
rat feces fried in bacongrease..a recipe for the ages
oh..i see you already did…and i am SO grossed out. in fact i can’t decide what i’m more grossed out by- the actual definitions or the fact you know them… ha
C’mon, Henryk … it’s fun.
“… is like calling an Aussie fairly prone to over-imbibing.”
Hey Ashik and Lawbrat, remember me when you need a good paralegal….:) Even with all the posting I do on here some days, I get my shit done.
Conscience – You leave SFG alone.
“Please stop feeling me up as we drive – it’s distracting!”
I feel like dancing…
neither are as bad as a cleveland steamer…
glass bottom boat at least you have the plastice wrap..
John Kerry is fairly long in the chin.
faeces is British.
A crude figure or dummy representing a hated person or group. I like!
I’d love to come up with a few of those for people I dislike. How much fun would that be?
As for mine…hmmm..probably an avocado. Just cuz they’re yummy and fatty. How I love the fat!!!! My biggest downfall really… Fat and Sugar. Mmm..
…is like calling Pokey’s wang fairly large…
LOL SFG! I will remember you. Could you imagine what a team we would make SFG? We’d take dooce breaks!
Ashik, where did you go to school?
spurious – that is just awful.
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
Now and for the rest of the day, these images will float, unbeckoned, in front of me.
OH MY GOD. I am laughing and the whole office is quiet. Quiet with the exception of my big, stupid laugh!!
Stop!! Stop making me laugh!
OK, I can see the merits now…by keeping the bacon greese in the freezer. That way it doesn’t get rancid. Good thinking.
And the ole bacon greese does add a certain je ne sais quoi to a couple dishes… I must admit I miss my mom’s fried potatoes.
Hey LeafGirl77–I like the Scoobydoo noodles the best! Really twirly!
I saw someone say something about the best things to spread on bread–what about liverwurst? That’s great stuff–on nice rye bread!
What we are doing is, in literature, known as “litotes”.
English football fans are fairly spirited.
dooce helps me get all mine done. and boy is there a lot of it.
When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I’ll be coming home to you….
Since we’ve gone political – - like calling Tom DeLay mildly corrupt..
If it’s British, it’s HOT.
The Jude Law game … how about “Let’s have breakfast in the morning … shall I call you or nudge you?”
Berkeley, duuuuude. Good weather *all* the time.
Jo- I’m grossed out by the definitions AND the fact that I know them. And I’m me.
Ha! And now you know them too!
Like calling Pelosi fairly liberal
I am so jealous!! We have grey weather all the time. On sunny days, people are like….WOOOOW, there IS a sun!
the visuals are overwhelming, i will take a little break and come back later..
Well, I’m not quite correct on that one, but it’s the same general idea- understatement for rhetorical effect.
Susannah, we were talking yesterday about how apparently there are trace amounts of rat “faeces” in peanut butter. Hey, it doesn’t stop me from eating it. I had a peanut butter jelly sandwich last night!
Mighty – You’re sooooo right. Ew.
Ashik – You’re welcome.
Niblo..oh I love this.
Slow shutter speed or fairies on speed?
Oh dear. I thought I was so open minded but then I read THAT. Sorry but no waste products for me….or on me…..or near me…..ew.
Nilbo – how about (looking down) “get back up here, we’ve got company”
Muffy, when you mentioned Ricketts Glen, I had flashbacks. Although I never tripped on acid there, or anywhere really, since I was totally scared away from drugs by the D.A.R.E. program. We used to camp at Ricketts Glen.
not that i’m trying to change subjects or anything, but i gotta bitch & get something off my chest…yesterday there was a tornado warning for our county and i called “code black” to activate the response in the building. today i catch hell for doing that because our town was not in imminent danger and therefore the code black should not have been called. apparently alot of people were highly inconvenienced by it. well fuck ‘em! next time they can have their asses blown from here to who knows where and i won’t say a word! i will stay in my office at my desk and save my own ass. thank you for that, carry on…
How old do you think Britney’s child will be when he/she has their first Cheeto?
That’s just silly. You don’t fry rat faeces in bacon grease. Spoils the flavour. You grill them with onions and mushrooms.
Cleveland steamer??? Huh? Huh?
It’s like calling Michael Jackson’s nose fairly invisible.
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