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Yea, me either, La Pix. I had to go where women are people, too.
Plum, you know I visit the Plum Palace regularly. I saw your bottom in red. Or your red bottom. Something red. In pants.
I gotcha, Squirl. I’ve been drinking coffee and having lots of brainy ideas today.
Super-Susie, You’re a sweetie. And you know I dig your Gumby-lovin’ ass.
Ooh, ‘Plum Palace’. I love it!
That should be your new band: Squirl Girl and the Brainy Ideas.
Very cute photo Dooce!! Happy Friday everyone!!
Oh Dooce, how do you get Leta to keep her hair in the pony tails? My little one wants me to put her in the pony tails then proceeds to yank them out immediately. Any tips?
Gotta keep those brainy ideas moving, right.
that kid is just too damn cute! and chuck, well… who wouldn’t want a good looking critter like that?
Oo ee Oo ah ah oo ee walla walla bing bang oo ee oo ah ahh ee eee walla walla bang bang
You mean you can write off Chuck? Oh I have been doing my taxes way wrong!
You have two beautiful “kids” there Heather!
Jess, I can’t believe you of all people would forget the Ting Tang.
huh huh “Tang”
Dooce likes creamed corn and salisbury steak!
Jess, that’s a really old one. That’s The Witch Doctor.
Bucky, I like the band name.
Dooce likes goats milk and chinese checkers
oo eee ooh ah ah
Dooce likes Kool-Aid and Velveeta
Hey im just quoting Nick here who cant control his bobbling, if anyone forgot the tang, its him.
Dooce likes romance novels and portabella mushrooms
_covering my ears_
Don’t make me whip out the Tiny Tim catalog.
I finally figured out how to add a photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel complete.
I prefer Tang to Kool-Aid. Tang kicks ass!!
First album title: “We’re Pissed”
Or maybe “We Pissed”
Dooce likes A-1 and strippers named “Coffee”.
Squirl, yeah I loved that stuff when I was little and Nick loves it now. Any Saturday afternoon you can find him in the garage with his hair greased back and 60′s surfin/garage bands blaring while he works on some yucky car part.
Dooce likes wonder bread and hawaiian punch!
Okay, loathe as I am to admit this, I’m deadly curious what the bobblehead dance for the Witch Doctor song is.
I may hate myself later for asking about this, but…
Dooce likes gin and tonic, and so do I
Susie, do I need to cut you in the royalties?
How about Let’s Get Pissed?
Things that bug the fuck outta me about this comments section:
Referring to Heather as â€œDooceâ€. Correct me if I am wrong but the name of the website is Dooce. The womanâ€™s name is Heather. Has Heather ever mentioned her nickname being Dooce? Do her friends IRL refer to her as Dooce? Iâ€™m guessing not so much.
There are way too many people here who donâ€™t seem to realize how often Heather is messing with our heads. She is a very smart lady who has the opportunity to play Goddess to her followers and, I have noticed, sometimes uses us for her own little experiments in human behaviour. I, and Iâ€™m sure many other readers find her manipulation of the masses almost as funny as her writing. Iâ€™m not going to give examples. Some of you know what Iâ€™m referring to, the rest of you arenâ€™t so smart anyway.
MUST. STEP. AWAY. FROM. COMPUTER.
God, am I addicted.
This Boy Needs An Enema – Hello, Mr. Crabbypants.
Jess, I love that picture. And the music.
I feel so much better now.
Yea, I’ll need a cut of that.
Or maybe, with props to me, “The Pissed-in Suitcase”
You not only need an enema for your ass, but a good kick in it too.
i too am addicted to the internet… i should be doing billable work…but.i.cant.
Dooce likes bacon grease and Pop-tarts
We’ll see about getting you that enema, this boy. There are so many kind, giving people here, I’m sure you’ll have no trouble getting hooked up with that.
Bucky, its always uncontrolled pelvis combined with lots of grabbing of my ass or juggling of my tits while he sings along and cackles like a madman.
He isnt called the Bobblehead for nothing. I could set him on a dashboard and watch him go.
Aww, I wanna give them both big hugs and kisses.
MUST. BREAK. FREE.
This boy need an enema:
I really coudn’t care less what dooce-Heather wants us to call her, and to tell you the truth I dont think she really reads all the comments, and that is perfectly fine. Im not here to make dooce.com a religion with Heather as a Goddess.. im here to have fun with all the chit chat about poop and stuff.
Okay, I haven’t done shit since 9 am. It’s 2:56, I need to do some work so I don’t get fired!
Have a great weekend if I don’t come back today!
Wow, enema boy did not get the memo that it is Friday. Lighten up, dude.
Jessica, that is very intriguing. Is there video?
Considering her email address is email@example.com, would lead one into thinking that Heather doesn’t mind being referred to as Dooce. Otherwise, Enema man, she would be Heather@dooce.com
I so have the Ting Tang song stuck in my head. Which keeps making me think of Pootang, for some reason.
The cheese on the trays isn’t french and no one’s come to fill up my empty goblet with red wine. I’ve rung the bell numerous times already.
Oh, yes, Squirl, you must incorporate Susie’s Suitcase in the band. The sweet, pissed-in suitcase.
Jess…Nick looks so mild mannered! I never woulda taken him for a jug juggler. Wow, my universe is ROCKED.
you get a tax deduction for a dog????
Squirl, what do you do for a living? I am also a slave to billable hours.
Dang – Maybe it’s cause you’re still naked from streaking…The servants probably figure you’d like some ‘alone time’.
Susie, oddly enough, yes there is. I got some Tom Jones birthday wiggling from him one year, oohh yeah, Whats new pussy cat? whoaaaa whooaaaaaaa whoa
I love Sex Bomb.
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