Two very cute and very worth it Tax Deductions



  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Yea, me either, La Pix. I had to go where women are people, too.

    Plum, you know I visit the Plum Palace regularly. I saw your bottom in red. Or your red bottom. Something red. In pants.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    I gotcha, Squirl. I’ve been drinking coffee and having lots of brainy ideas today.

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Super-Susie, You’re a sweetie. And you know I dig your Gumby-lovin’ ass.

    Ooh, ‘Plum Palace’. I love it!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    That should be your new band: Squirl Girl and the Brainy Ideas.

  • http://talkingtoad.blogspot.com/ TulsaOkie

    Very cute photo Dooce!! Happy Friday everyone!!

    Oh Dooce, how do you get Leta to keep her hair in the pony tails? My little one wants me to put her in the pony tails then proceeds to yank them out immediately. Any tips?

  • http://squirl1.blogspot.com Squirl

    Gotta keep those brainy ideas moving, right. :-)

  • http://barbie2be.blogspot.com Barbie2be

    that kid is just too damn cute! and chuck, well… who wouldn’t want a good looking critter like that? :)

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Oo ee Oo ah ah oo ee walla walla bing bang oo ee oo ah ahh ee eee walla walla bang bang

  • http://jbsides.blogspot.com Jodi who blogs

    You mean you can write off Chuck? Oh I have been doing my taxes way wrong! ;)

    You have two beautiful “kids” there Heather!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Jess, I can’t believe you of all people would forget the Ting Tang.

    huh huh “Tang”

  • http://www.dadgonemad.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    Dooce likes creamed corn and salisbury steak!

  • http://squirl1.blogspot.com Squirl

    Jess, that’s a really old one. That’s The Witch Doctor.

    Bucky, I like the band name.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizznizzey

    Dooce likes goats milk and chinese checkers

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    oo eee ooh ah ah

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Dooce likes Kool-Aid and Velveeta

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Hey im just quoting Nick here who cant control his bobbling, if anyone forgot the tang, its him.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizznizzey

    Dooce likes romance novels and portabella mushrooms

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    _covering my ears_

    Don’t make me whip out the Tiny Tim catalog.

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    I finally figured out how to add a photo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I feel complete.

    I prefer Tang to Kool-Aid. Tang kicks ass!!

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    First album title: “We’re Pissed”

    Or maybe “We Pissed”

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Dooce likes A-1 and strippers named “Coffee”.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Squirl, yeah I loved that stuff when I was little and Nick loves it now. Any Saturday afternoon you can find him in the garage with his hair greased back and 60′s surfin/garage bands blaring while he works on some yucky car part.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Dooce likes wonder bread and hawaiian punch!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Okay, loathe as I am to admit this, I’m deadly curious what the bobblehead dance for the Witch Doctor song is.

    I may hate myself later for asking about this, but…

  • naralius

    Dooce likes gin and tonic, and so do I

  • http://squirl1.blogspot.com Squirl

    Susie, do I need to cut you in the royalties?

    How about Let’s Get Pissed?

  • This boy needs an enema

    Things that bug the fuck outta me about this comments section:

    Referring to Heather as “Dooce”. Correct me if I am wrong but the name of the website is Dooce. The woman’s name is Heather. Has Heather ever mentioned her nickname being Dooce? Do her friends IRL refer to her as Dooce? I’m guessing not so much.

    There are way too many people here who don’t seem to realize how often Heather is messing with our heads. She is a very smart lady who has the opportunity to play Goddess to her followers and, I have noticed, sometimes uses us for her own little experiments in human behaviour. I, and I’m sure many other readers find her manipulation of the masses almost as funny as her writing. I’m not going to give examples. Some of you know what I’m referring to, the rest of you aren’t so smart anyway.

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    MUST. STEP. AWAY. FROM. COMPUTER.

    God, am I addicted.

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    This Boy Needs An Enema – Hello, Mr. Crabbypants.

  • http://squirl1.blogspot.com Squirl

    Jess, I love that picture. And the music.

  • This boy needs an enema

    I feel so much better now.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Yea, I’ll need a cut of that.

    Or maybe, with props to me, “The Pissed-in Suitcase”

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    You not only need an enema for your ass, but a good kick in it too.

  • http://squirllabouttown.blogspot.com squirll

    i too am addicted to the internet… i should be doing billable work…but.i.cant.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Dooce likes bacon grease and Pop-tarts

    We’ll see about getting you that enema, this boy. There are so many kind, giving people here, I’m sure you’ll have no trouble getting hooked up with that.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Bucky, its always uncontrolled pelvis combined with lots of grabbing of my ass or juggling of my tits while he sings along and cackles like a madman.

    He isnt called the Bobblehead for nothing. I could set him on a dashboard and watch him go.

  • http://sunday.sectionx.org Seven

    Aww, I wanna give them both big hugs and kisses.

  • http://www.iprettymuchhateeverything.blogspot.com Torrie

    MUST. BREAK. FREE.

  • naralius

    This boy need an enema:
    I really coudn’t care less what dooce-Heather wants us to call her, and to tell you the truth I dont think she really reads all the comments, and that is perfectly fine. Im not here to make dooce.com a religion with Heather as a Goddess.. im here to have fun with all the chit chat about poop and stuff.

  • http://bibaciousbabe.blogspot.com/ Vaida

    Okay, I haven’t done shit since 9 am. It’s 2:56, I need to do some work so I don’t get fired!

    Have a great weekend if I don’t come back today!

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Wow, enema boy did not get the memo that it is Friday. Lighten up, dude.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Jessica, that is very intriguing. Is there video?

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Considering her email address is dooce@dooce.com, would lead one into thinking that Heather doesn’t mind being referred to as Dooce. Otherwise, Enema man, she would be Heather@dooce.com

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I so have the Ting Tang song stuck in my head. Which keeps making me think of Pootang, for some reason.

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    Things that bug the fuck outta me about this comments section:

    The cheese on the trays isn’t french and no one’s come to fill up my empty goblet with red wine. I’ve rung the bell numerous times already.

    hmph

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Oh, yes, Squirl, you must incorporate Susie’s Suitcase in the band. The sweet, pissed-in suitcase.

    Jess…Nick looks so mild mannered! I never woulda taken him for a jug juggler. Wow, my universe is ROCKED.

  • elise

    you get a tax deduction for a dog????

  • http://www.twistedlifeofmine.blogspot.com southern fried girl

    Squirl, what do you do for a living? I am also a slave to billable hours.

  • http://spuriousplum.blogspot.com Spurious Plum

    Dang – Maybe it’s cause you’re still naked from streaking…The servants probably figure you’d like some ‘alone time’.

  • http://reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com JessicaRabbit

    Susie, oddly enough, yes there is. I got some Tom Jones birthday wiggling from him one year, oohh yeah, Whats new pussy cat? whoaaaa whooaaaaaaa whoa

    I love Sex Bomb.