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woman lover, how the hell would you know?
Yeah, I think the slap on the wrist and $100 fine he’s likely to get from the justice system will seem like nothing compared to the pain in the ass of having to change his phone number and mailing address when 50,000 people from the Internet are holding on line 1.
squirll here. i was the #2 misspelled rodent to the comments. i give squirl credit for being first. I’m also salery, but i have to break down all my time to projects. landscape architecture isnt always that much fun as it sounds…..
Looks like Chuck loves the camera like my dog does!
OMG Sandra, get over it
Depends on the crotch, Bucky. I’m sure your crotch would bring a smile to just about anyone, but what about a nasty crotch? Like, say, a crotch with crabs? Or a crotch with an A1 bottle permanently stuck in it? Oops, A1 is for the back door only.
woops, didn’t realize i posted #258…must’ve happened when i actually had to work for a minute.
Squirll, thanks for giving me credit for being first. I hate to say how long it’s been, but Squirl’s been my nickname for 25 years. I actually put a post on my blog about why.
Look at the hair on that muffin!
Speaking of jerkwads who found themselves laid open on the Internet … I wonder if there was ever an end to the Matt Jackson story …?
i’ve had it as a nickname for about 10 yrs now…mostly cause i can’t spell.
cute x 2!
Off for some tasty lunch. I won’t eat kittens, I promise.
Later, lovely Doocelicious folks.
I still think, though, that a nasty crotch will still make _someone_ smile. Let’s face it – a sweet, clean crotch is a luxury that many of us take for granted. But in third-world countries, and many depressed areas of our own country, there are people who would light up like the 4th of July if some blistered, oozing, odiferous crotch presented itself.
And here’s where Sally Struthers makes her pitch for World Douch Organization.
Apparently Leta is more interested in what’s up on the table (counter?)…
but is that really his phone and address????
Or, you know, “douche” if you’re uppity about correct spellin’ and all.
You clean-crotch-spoiled people.
it is almost like he is looking into the camera thinking .oO(remember when _I_ got all of the attention)
What about Matt Damon?
Squirl, my name was just given to me. Sounds like your story is closer to the Dooce story.
Bucky – GROSS
oh lord she is going to swallow that sippy-cup-thing whole.
…chuck wants a pop-tart.
I just finished lunch. I ate a plum. Really. Deelish.
I meant Squirll, now I can’t spell
So cute! Leta’s hair looks adorable like that!
can we get HIS number and address?
Bucky, I almost pissed myself reading about odiferous crotches. You are right – even fetid crotches will find someone who loves them. As for crotchety, I always think of an old person when I hear that word. Maybe something very bad happens to old people’s crotches when they get past a certain age. Could this be where the word comes from?
Chuck’s expressions always seem so soft since Leta was born. They are both gorgeous, and I always love it when you put up photos featuring them together.
I had Matt Damon. He wasn’t all that.
Bucky, you are a beautiful person, standing up for the dignity, the value, the worthiness of nasty crotches. You are a true humanitarian (sniff)…
Chuck looks like he is waiting for the first dribble to hit the ground, so he can ‘clean up’.
Come on, Striz. I know you love kitties! Join in on the fun of harrassing Mr. Kitty Killer guy. I know you are as vindictive as the rest of us!
This not spelling, it’s a family trate.
i love dooce! and never fail to update everyday! i love chuck and leta too!
While I find his actions awful and cruel, I’m not calling or sending him any hateful letters. There are definitely worse people in the world.
Don’t sniff too hard, Susie.
yah! Leta & Chuck!
new definition for dooce v.
the act of talking about anal sex, taxes, babies and dogs in one breath.
Man, as much as I would love to hang around talking about crotch all day, and really I could talk about crotch alllllll day long, I have two Princesses who are waiting for me so I must be off.
Bucky, fight the good fight baby, if anyone could organize clean crotches of the world it would have to be CuntwayTitty. Crotches United are a National Treasure. C.U.N.T.
Tax day is upon us.
6 ex-mormon deductions here.
Naralius, that is his phone number and address. I read the article and it said he lives on the 800 block of Englesville Road. And there are only Henry Stetlers in PA according to switchboard.com, and the one has an address on Englesville. That has to be his address.
katiebbaw, you’ll need to ask Nilbo about that — crotch changes due to aging
squirl, I’m afraid I exhausted my “professional courtesy discount therapy hours” years ago…
I think I will follow every sentence throughout the day with, “Dooce is into anal sex.”
“I’d like an extra-long cheese coney with fries. Dooce is into anal sex.”
“Good morning, Sam. Dooce is into anal sex.”
“Pass the salt, please. Dooce is into anal sex.”
Most random FIRST! comment ever. Happy Chuck and Leta Friday, guys!
I meant there are only two Henry Stetlers.
Jess – Cuntway Titty was unavailable for the fund raiser, bein’ dead and all, but I was able to scare up Syph Phyllis and the Pus Train for entertainment.
Happy Princessing! Better you than me!
Oh my God, they are so scrumptiously sweet….
Im wrighting that hatefull letter right know.. i will print a cute kitten pic. jua jua jua.. this is fun!!!!
Does Nilbo already have to wear Depends and Oops I Crapped My Pants?
Aren’t all the really good ones into anal sex?
Or have I been doing it all these years for nothing….
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