I call dibs on the patent for a hair barrette that when touched by the child whose hair it is pulling back from the forehead SHOCKS the child’s hand and gives her a mild, cautionary concussion.
This afternoon while refusing to take a second nap such a child jerked a barrette out of her hair and FLUNG IT AGAINST THE WALL causing a bink, bink noise to echo through the monitor into every room of the house as the barrette hit the wall and then fell to the hardwood floor.
I will be my first customer.
