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That picture makes me squint in the glow of the sunset.
LadyBug and the Swingin’ Udders!
If only I had a rock band…
I think this shot is rather phallic. Of course, when I am in a sake haze, I start thinking about sex, too.
Since when did I get left out of the “worst offender” list? Darn it. I am losing my touch.
This picture doesn’t do much for me.
Maybe Anon meant “Udder dribble”?
As in, “Got milk?”
Jessica, in order to lighten the mood I say you post another boob picture.
You know, for the good of the people.
Phallic phencepost? You people have dirty, dirty minds. Filthy. Penis-obsessed people. Tallywhacker tramps. Pecker pinchers. Sake-soaked semen seekers.
Okay, okay, so “phallic” _was_ the absolute first word that, um, popped into my head when I looked at this, so what? Huh?
Well Ladybug I am the self appointed groupie for all Dooce comment formed rock bands. Can I be your Udder Groupie? I am already a groupie for Cuntway Titty over there but I think I can handle double groupie duty..
A bit, shall we say, phallic??
Torrie you know what, since im already in my jammies I think I will take a fresh pic right now just for you darlin.
It is phallic, but in a botched circumcision kinda way
Torrie, you? Drunk?
And here we were gonna make you the designated driver…
Cap’n Crunch is fine for dogs, so long as it’s balanced out by lots of sake.
Torrie drunk photos of hot girls are always welcome.
Ladybug, you maybe flashed too be careful around me! Im dangerous, boobified, and none to smart. hehehe yup.
Oh and I spend way to much time with that bad influence Bucky Four Eyes, so you know, that might have something to do with it.
Huh? I’m not getting married! Unless Flanella Jo wants THIS!
Katie, it was my turn on friday to do my “christian duty”…
Where were ya to defend me? not that i need defending. I can hold my own in a bar fight. Uh-oh, the white-trash is coming out again.
White trash list:
Wedding in Vegas..check.
Been in jail…check.
Walk around with my thong hanging out above my low-riders…OOPS…gotta make a trip to target to get me some flip flops and low-rise jeans. To wear to work.
The thumbnail makes the picture seem like it’s going to be warmer than it is.
I like it, yet it kind of huts my eyes.
Torrie, remember, take a deep breath, and ignore the drivel.
Regis wants us all to slap his ass!
Huts…Ha! It huts us…
Katie, we now feel your pain.
Phallic Phallic Phallic.
What’s with the penis envy lately? I’m having it too!
Show me the love Bucky….pppplleeeaase
Muffy, when’s the wedding? It’s gettin’ close?
Grr. “Yuengling.” Long week, natch.
This photo is like a dream segment where you’re trying to figure out what’s going on, but all you can remember is the damn fence post.Then you spend the day going, wtf?
You know what I love about Mondays?
My Monday night dirty phone a friend.
I finally got most of the thank you notes from the shower out. My mom was gonna disown me.
And ya know, it’s gonna be a white trash weddin…complete with a newborn sucklin’ on my breast at the altar.
That was a joke.
I always want the Buck Doggie Dog luv
THIS is no joke.
California University of PA, located in the booming metropolis of California, PA. People still laugh when I tell them where I went to school. Just another one of the state schools in PA – right on the Mon River.
Sake haze? What? Was the other arm holding onto the fence for balance?
Bucky, not exactly, unless they say pussy alot on who wants to be a millionaire, and I just cant picture Regis yelling Pussy! Pussy! Lick my pussy!
Wow, your at the 16,000$ question now..
Pretty shot, Heather…though it definitely is a bit phallic, haha.
Good morning everyone!
I would assume that the next peep holiday is Halloween. They have Peep pumpkins and ghosts. ah… peeps. I WANT PEEPS.
KBBAW: I f I knew how to mail Yunegling safely (and legally), I’d offer to send you a six-pack from here in my Phair Philly.
Which (in an crazed free-associative, have-I-MENTIONED-how-long-a-week-I’m-having-and-it’s-only-Monday kinda way) get’s me wondering what Liz Phair’s sake would be like. Bottling and labelling concepts, anyone? Bueller?
Oh, and a shoutout to my fellow ULC clergy.
Nice photo. It looks like you must have drunk sake until the sun came up – or did it go down?
Greenie — one big dick slap ‘cross the face, comin’ up!
Jess – I am pimpin’ with my Buck Doggy Dogg style. @ back atcha
Pokey – those condoms are not FDA approved. Keep your horsey spunk in a better container, please.
Aha! Muffy, we definitely are on the same page, so it MUST be phallic.
Jess, is that like phone-a-friend on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
I think my version of the show would be, Who Wants to be a Jizz-ionaire?
could be sunrise or sunset – I love it when it’s not clear. (phallic? I agree – but only because SuburbanBliss has been sharing thos pictures…)
huh…huh, huh, huh. oh yeaah.
And for those who are confused, I must again assure you: I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS! Not one growing from my body, anyway.
Just for clarity.
hmmmm. Kind of Phalic. Or is it just me
Jesus quiz-show christ, Jess, did you have to bring Regis and pussy into the same sentence?
The thing is, I *can* picture him shouting that. And now I’m strangely sickened.
gaaaah. where are the eyes of t.j. eckleburg?
I was thinking that must be California U. I know there is an Indiana University of PA, too. I guess it is better that Slippery Rock U., or Beaver College. Both of which are REAL colleges in PA. PA is really a perverted state.
Nice pic. I went to see Sarah McLachlan this weekend, and my best friend and I ate Japanese and had quite a bit of Sake before the show. Sake and Sarah – is there anything better?!?! NOPE! hehehe
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