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The one thing we KNOW she inherited from me

One morning last week Leta woke us up with a piercing scream at 6:30 AM. Usually she wakes up and talks to herself for at least 15 minutes before Jon or I decide which one of us is going to make the first move. It’s basically a game of Chicken where we each try to [...]

Nature vs. nurture, where nurture goes terribly wrong

Yesterday my father called to ask me why I hadn’t told him that my sister got a dog. Oops. SOMEONE’S BEEN READING MY WEBSITE. Turns out my step-mother pulled up my website a couple days ago and read that my sister had purchased a dog, after which she immediately called my father to give him [...]