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  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Sherri were boobie sisters! I think that means we are required to go on some sort of rampaging road trip…

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com greenthumb

    My boobies are named Bambi and Thumper

  • http://harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com greenthumb

    OMG…I put in my online name…

    Siegfried and Roy!!! LMAO ROTF

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Greenthumb does that mean when you whip them out someones leg starts shaking? heh

  • http://whfropera.com coskel/whfropera

    JessRabb – you forgot EVIL CLIENTS. anonymous discussion of EVIL CLIENTS must commence.
    After this mornings’ assholery, now I have one who is trying to come up with every reason in the world to not pay their 3-month old outstanding invoice.
    Grrr…

  • Annabelle

    plk, according to my sources (pushing my glasses further up my nose), 75% of known terrorist organizations are Islamist in nature. Of the remaining 25%, many of these are in Africa and/or Asia and even these have Islamist underpinnings. Do the research if you’re really interested in getting to the bottom of it- I’m tired of it.

    JessicaRabbit, sorry for the shit. CNN may actually be a better bet today.

  • plk

    No one’s stopping you, Jessica.

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Sherri, Mine are already named Thelma and Louise, but Ill give it a go and see what they tell me.

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Betty and Veronica. Hmmm. I might have to go with that.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    WHAT ABOUT MATT DAMON?

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Annejelynn, well he is ok but I dont want my boyfriend to have to say, hey how bout I lotion up Matt Damon for you tonight baby?

  • RazDreams

    no, wait, jess! _*don’t go!*_ they’ll play nice if you show ‘em more pix of your heinie in fishnets. yum. ;-)

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Come on Jessica! Let’s talk about boobs!

    Enough of the insurgent vs. terrorist talk already!

  • plk

    I’m looking at the acts of terrorism that the US State Dpt has classified as terrorist. If you want to disagree with their defs, that’s your bag. After all, there are about as many different definitions of terrorism as there are analysts who write about it.

  • RazDreams

    i miss flanella jo.

    she had some “booty flies”:http://tinyurl.com/9czzn

  • Annabelle

    Oh PLK, how can you be so simple-minded?

    China? VERY minor, small incidents. Cambodia? What are you referring to? Pol Pot? The Communist regime?

    INDONESIA!!!!!! PLK- Did you know that Indonesia has the largest muslim population of any nation in the world? That Indonesia is ALL muslim? Apparently not. Ditto for large muslim population in the Philippines- muslim and catholic.

    plk, earlier, we discussed exceptions- we’re talking numbers here, man. I’m asking you to look critically at the percentages and not conflate terms like terrorist with insurgent or rebel- because terrorists do very different things than insurgents and/or rebels.

    (Simultaneously typing and banging my head against a wall)

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Ahh well, I guess Im off to go hang out at CNN or something thats less violent and alittle more cheery today.

    Toodles

  • http://www.lifeisfunformost.blogspot.com Cindy a.k.a. giggles

    Nicole: I know no one else here will appreciate this link but you – http://tinyurl.com/7cmbs

    In another attempt to change the topic (but avoiding Star Wars)
    supposedly Oprah’s show is about post-partum depression today, and yesterdays was about colons and constipation, etc. I wonder if someone over at Harpo, Inc has been reading Dooce’s site?

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Terrorism= someone who keeps trying to drag down the mood in a comment section visited primarily by people who are having long boring days at work or who are trying to sneak in alittle afternoon cheer while the kids nap. Some of these people are quiet extreme and while making valid points seem to be oblivious to the fact that others in the vicinity wish to discuss things like babies, phallic meters, going home, and mammories.

  • http://www.knottyyarn.com AlaskaDanielle

    Muff (331)
    Just don’t let him read {quote}Into The Wild{endquote}:{http://tinyurl.com/86xzg} (my first try with links, lets see if it worked).

    And yes, we can get along, despite a _slight_ difference of opinion. :)

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    I think I almost killed an old man with a pic of my hiney in fishnets last night, it was bad.

  • http://philanthropoid.typepad.com Sherri W.

    So, is anyone else brave enough to use the boobie-name-generator at http://www.blogthings.com/boobiename.html ?

    Mine came out to be Beavis and Butthead, which carries interpretive weight I do not wish to contemplate.

    Boobies, boobies, up with boobies and down with terrorist talk!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I don’t like terrorists, insurgents, OR rebels. All of the above BITE.

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    Jessica is that in the tune of Ministry???? If so, keep singin’

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Bucky bye bye! Have fun playing doctor!

  • plk

    Mike, what? I’m just pointing out the facts.

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Bonjour mon nom est Jessica que j’ai

  • http://www.universetc.com Clint

    I hate parking meters. It costs eight bucks for two hours in Waikiki; and you’d better believe that the ticket man is sitting out there somewhere, hiding, waiting for the exact second your meter rolls over to “Time Expired.” You’d better get back to feed it early.

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    les seins tres grands

  • plk

    Annabelle,

    Terrorism is not a primarily african or middle eastern phenomenon. I’m referring to actions in Cambodia, China, Indonesia, the Phillippines, etc. If you know about all the actions happening outside of africa and the middle east, I don’t see how you can still be trying to say that it’s all Muslims.

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    moi aussi Susie!! On the phone giving Verizon major shit with fries and a diet coke!!

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Well, cats, kittens, and everything in between…

    Time for me to pack up my hooker hauler and head outta here. I get to go pick up my new glasses, aren’t you all just thrilled? Two new eyes for the Four-Eyes.

    And remember: Tongue kisses are always preferable to spitballs.

    Bye bye.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Hi, Dang, come giggle with us.
    Jess, I’m sorry, I just can’t get that, um, interesting post of yours about medical fetishism out of my mind.

    And me with a gyno appt tomorrow…

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    Hey, Dang! Gotta go to work now.

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Dang Dang Dang Dang a ding a dong dang

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Bucky I am all about interesting education for bored bloggers.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    You can’t “go back” to somethin’ you never stopped.

    I’m just sayin’…

  • Mike

    What people like plk are asking us to ignore is the obvious. Americans got into this goofy ass ruckus over some people that flew planes into buildings. Pure and simple. That had nothing to do with Africa, the IRA, or any other freaking terrorist group. We are being asked to ignore the obvious and immediate problem in favor of being politically correct.

    Poop on that.

    Now, we have come full circle.

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Bucky, Your so good at making valid points, Now quit poking me in the eye with that thing..

  • POKEY

    THAT was me, Jess.

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Susie, now I’m a reverend AND a doctor?

    So…who wants to play doctor? And who has the speculum scrubbing fluid?

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Pokey, you got some reach with that thing boy

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Before I leave today, I’d just like to make one plaintive cry:

    Really, really, really, I DO NOT have a penis.

    But I do play one on television.

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Bucky, I think I scared enough people with my doctor talk this week.

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    laughin’ and laughin’ with Susie

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Bucky, you really really really doth protest too much me thinks

  • Kelly R

    Simma down, Regis, before I sick Gelman on your 455!

    Nice photo, dooce.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    laughin’ and laughin’

  • http://www.reformedstrippersanon.blogspot.com Jessicarabbit

    Free at last! Free at last! Ahhhhh

    Now I can go back to being filthy and rude.

  • http://uhohnowlook.blogspot.com Susie

    #356
    Amen, Rev. Dr. Bucky.
    (that’s right, you get a doctorate for that one)