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Wherein I make a reference that will have my husband wondering, “Did she actually know that or did she Google it?”

A few nights ago I went to the gym when Jon got home from work and when I returned Leta was standing next to the coffee table wearing a sweatshirt and a jacket but no pants. Her white Michelin thighs were reflecting light at the same frequency as her diaper and for a moment she [...]

That used to look like lasagne