A few days ago our neighbor’s car caught on fire. I found out about it because Jon almost tore the door off its hinges as he burst into the house to tell me. I had just finished taking a shower when the whole house shook, not from the explosion under the hood of the neighbor’s [...]
No animal was harmed in the process of this experiment. In fact, when I took the carton off his face because I thought he couldn’t breathe he whined to have it put back on. Kinky little bastard.