Self-absorbed exhibitionist
It’s a little late in the month to be announcing this, but there’s a full-page picture of me and Chuck in the January issue of Glamour magazine out now (I suppose it will still be on stands for a few more days). It’s the issue with Salma Hayek and her fantastic bosoms on the cover, [...]
Fun times with the Fecal Family Players
We’re spending a few days at my mother’s cabin in rural Utah with portions of my extended family including my Granny Boone: That’s a hickey under her left eye. Turns out SHE’S STILL GOT IT. Granny is very religious and often speaks directly to God. It’s true. Granny is so religious that she is incapable [...]
