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Newsletter: Month Twenty-four

Dear Leta, Happy birthday number two! To celebrate we gave you an enema! I can’t think of a more appropriate way to celebrate a birthday in the Armstrong Family except for maybe a colonoscopy. We thought we had cured your constipation a few months ago when we reduced the amount of milk in your diet, [...]

It took two years but she’s finally willing to touch him

Happy Birthday Leta! Chuck can’t wait for the birthday cake.