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Behold, the Memphis accent
As evidenced by video!!
Just another beautiful day
One trick the dog taught himself
OMG, that was great!
awesome. you two are too much.
Thank goodness he bought it on the lawn … imagine the mess inside the house?!!?
p.s. Are you sure you destroyed ALL the evidence?
Operation Recover Lost Clogs, completed.
God Bless covert ops!
I love the longing look just before he lays his head down to die. Drama queen.
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Dooce: Blog Against the Clog – Since 2006
this clip makes me wish i knew you guys in real life. you’ve got to be the two coolest people ever! SO FUNNY!
Holy hell, that was seriously funny.
This scares me. In so many delicious ways.
A friend of mine recently introduced me to your site and now I’m hooked. You write exactly how I wish I could. It’s great!
You’re such nerds!… But the battle reports have been so entertaining, and the snapshot to link to the video is priceless. How could you resist?
LMAO! You guys are awesome!
But I’m inclined to agree with some of the others here – you two have WAY too much time on your hands! Apparently Leta and Chuck aren’t cracking the whip enough!
shouldn’t the headline at Dooce be:
and Jon declaring victory?
I nearly peed myself. I wish I could convey to my husband the hilarity of Clog Wars.
I’m ready for the sequel. Y’all left us hanging!
Oh. My. God.
I needed that, after a day of being pregnant and waiting on the most HORRIBLE people on earth.
My first laugh of the day! Thank you. Thank you.
I would TOTALLY love to be your neighbor. Not the taxidermist, but someone who would bring poptarts or Doritos anytime I saw an injured Armstrong falling onto the grass.
The Great Battle of Clog appears to have left Jon incapacitated. Quick woman – victory is at hand. Grab the clog and run as fast as you can in your fashionable shoes…………………
Omg. I may have peed myself.
I think you guys are having fun, this is great entertainment, love reading this every day, etc… One thing that bothers me are people sucking up to you with their posts. Honestly, sometimes it’s like being in high school again and listening to people say ‘Oh teacher! The way you teach frog intestines is just precious!’. You know what I mean? Sort of strange coming from a whole bunch of grown ups, nerds or not.
you guys never had time to do stuff like this, before you know…when you had a ‘real’ job.
As I watched the video I shook my head in disbelief. Y’all are crazy. The “we need to drink together sometime” kind of crazy.
Also, when I saw the image of Tim McGraw (on Blurb’s site) in Cornflower Blue clogs (!) I gasped at the offense. I had to look away for fear of the image searing my corneas.
I so hope you guys got those at payless. Because those ugly ass clogs do not deserve the full price they are asking for the real ones. I got some for the garden at payless, at like $10.
Yay! Bloody domestic clog battles are my favorite! I only wish you were posting all your vids on Youtube. I’m not sure why. Maybe cause I’m addicted to that site, and the that Chuck video just seems so lonely on there by itself.
Aw, man! Well, I guess if the damn shoes were so important to him, he can have them.
This was a riot! Thanks!
VIVE Le CLOGS!!! right arm – Jon! Love the soundtrack too. One has to wonder tho….will there be a retaliationary move from the clogcamp?….If I were U missy…I would put those strappy pink things under lock and key! …….
The agony of the victory is worth the smell of defeat.
Yay! The Horrible Reign the Tyrant Clog is Over!
Oh, Heather. This does not bode well. What fashion atrocities will he attempt now that he has succeeded in liberating the clogs? White patent leather shoes? Floods? The possibilities are endless.
Just make sure that there aren’t any Leta-size clogs in that house.
Awesome. I’m laughing my Birks off!
Down with Crocs!
Who won? I think Jon is just spinning it his direction.
Vive le clog!
My six year old son saw the clip and said, “That man sure loves his shoes, doesn’t he?” and walked away shaking his head.
I wanted to say, “This, son, is what happens when you live with a shoe-fashion control freak. Remember this when choosing your wife. That could be YOU on the lawn, bloodied and battered, fighting for your right to clog!”
That is fabulous! Wars in the Armstrong camp are FUN!!!
Great music with the video. I see a new doors opening up for the Armstrong Media !
Funny. When I saw Jon on the ground the first thing that came to mind was…Hurry! Get up! You know there are TARANTULAS crawling around.
I love love LOVE it!
In response to Glumica and the sucking up they think posters do here – according to urbandictionary.com the definition of suck up is “One who patronizes a person in a sickenly manner, usually ostenting to “sum points” with that person or enhance their friendship easily.”
Being a loyal fan and letting Heather know how much we dig her kid, dog, house, haircut, delicious cookie concoction making ability…the list is truly endless, isn’t sucking up. It’s letting her know that what she devotes a major part of her life to is resonating with people, that what she does is valued, enjoyed and respected. We love our Dooce and we want her to know it. There’s no patronizing going on here.
Oh. My. God. That was hilarious.
Even though he looks like a zombie on that still picture.
Is that bbq sauce all over Jon’s shirt? I’m pretty much anti-croc, but they’re all the rage with the kids.
AWESOME!! although i feel a little bad for mr. armstrong…
oh, okay maybe not. looks like this was HIS victory…??? me’s confused..?
Hilarious! I guess there’s not much that can come between a man and his ugly shoes. (Spoken from experience as the girlfriend of a man who insists it’s okay to still wear his Air Jordans from high school.)
Hope there was a car driving by at that same moment. Does he only have the one clog?
Um, can I please have your job?
J_Bo above asked if that was bbq sauce on his shirt.
I read that it said “Blog Sauce”.
You two are retards. I mean that in the nicest way, I swear. So where is the other croc? I say, rock on with your croc on Jon.
I was hoping towards the end of the video Jon was going to pass the clogs off to Leta and with his dying breath tell her to keep them safe. Or maybe have Chuck gnawing on them like a pig ear.
Ok, ok… Spielberg I’m not.
I wonder what the neighbors thought…
Noooo! Damn, I HATE those things.
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