• http://www.kitscrittersferretrescueandshelter.com Ezada

    OMG, that was great!

  • http://sheelagh.us JC

    awesome. you two are too much. :)

  • http://laquet.blogspot.com laquet

    Thank goodness he bought it on the lawn … imagine the mess inside the house?!!?

    p.s. Are you sure you destroyed ALL the evidence?

  • http://eyesaverted.blogspot.com/ Wicked H

    Operation Recover Lost Clogs, completed.

    God Bless covert ops!

  • http://www.theniffer.blogspot.com the niffer

    I love the longing look just before he lays his head down to die. Drama queen.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.com Snickrsnack Katie

    Your next masthead:

    Dooce: Blog Against the Clog – Since 2006

  • ktjane

    this clip makes me wish i knew you guys in real life. you’ve got to be the two coolest people ever! SO FUNNY!

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ Lady Bug

    Holy hell, that was seriously funny.

  • http://www.tastetheworld.org Chase

    This scares me. In so many delicious ways.

  • http://dreamingpurple.blogdrive.com Jacko

    A friend of mine recently introduced me to your site and now I’m hooked. You write exactly how I wish I could. It’s great!

  • Maria

    You’re such nerds!… But the battle reports have been so entertaining, and the snapshot to link to the video is priceless. How could you resist?

  • http://scrappingviolet.blogspot.com MissLissa

    LMAO! You guys are awesome!

    But I’m inclined to agree with some of the others here – you two have WAY too much time on your hands! Apparently Leta and Chuck aren’t cracking the whip enough!

  • Cadbury

    shouldn’t the headline at Dooce be:


    and Jon declaring victory?

  • KelliT61903

    I nearly peed myself. I wish I could convey to my husband the hilarity of Clog Wars.

  • vivaciousj

    I’m ready for the sequel. Y’all left us hanging!

    A fan,

  • http://hmft.blogspot.com strawberrygoldie

    Oh. My. God.

    I needed that, after a day of being pregnant and waiting on the most HORRIBLE people on earth.

    My first laugh of the day! Thank you. Thank you.

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  • http://rocksandgarbage.blogspot.com/ angela marie

    I would TOTALLY love to be your neighbor. Not the taxidermist, but someone who would bring poptarts or Doritos anytime I saw an injured Armstrong falling onto the grass.

  • fernicus

    The Great Battle of Clog appears to have left Jon incapacitated. Quick woman – victory is at hand. Grab the clog and run as fast as you can in your fashionable shoes…………………

  • http://www.monkeythoughts.com monkey

    Omg. I may have peed myself.

  • glumica

    I think you guys are having fun, this is great entertainment, love reading this every day, etc… One thing that bothers me are people sucking up to you with their posts. Honestly, sometimes it’s like being in high school again and listening to people say ‘Oh teacher! The way you teach frog intestines is just precious!’. You know what I mean? Sort of strange coming from a whole bunch of grown ups, nerds or not.

  • GingerCostaRica

    you guys never had time to do stuff like this, before you know…when you had a ‘real’ job.

  • Bird Lover

    As I watched the video I shook my head in disbelief. Y’all are crazy. The “we need to drink together sometime” kind of crazy.

    Also, when I saw the image of Tim McGraw (on Blurb’s site) in Cornflower Blue clogs (!) I gasped at the offense. I had to look away for fear of the image searing my corneas.

  • http://vindauga.typepad.com Lisa V

    I so hope you guys got those at payless. Because those ugly ass clogs do not deserve the full price they are asking for the real ones. I got some for the garden at payless, at like $10.

  • http://www.kungfoodie.com Kung Foodie

    Yay! Bloody domestic clog battles are my favorite! I only wish you were posting all your vids on Youtube. I’m not sure why. Maybe cause I’m addicted to that site, and the that Chuck video just seems so lonely on there by itself.

  • http://www.dreamdust.co.uk doow


  • http://www.dillier.net Jamie

    Aw, man! Well, I guess if the damn shoes were so important to him, he can have them.
    This was a riot! Thanks!

  • M

    VIVE Le CLOGS!!! right arm – Jon! Love the soundtrack too. One has to wonder tho….will there be a retaliationary move from the clogcamp?….If I were U missy…I would put those strappy pink things under lock and key! …….

  • http://rivetergirl.blogspot.com rivetergirl

    The agony of the victory is worth the smell of defeat.

  • http://www.vegasandvenice.com vegasandvenice

    Yay! The Horrible Reign the Tyrant Clog is Over!

  • http://www.dooce.com Jennifer in Ohio

    Oh, Heather. This does not bode well. What fashion atrocities will he attempt now that he has succeeded in liberating the clogs? White patent leather shoes? Floods? The possibilities are endless.

    Just make sure that there aren’t any Leta-size clogs in that house.

  • http://www.itchywool.blogspot.com Courtney

    Awesome. I’m laughing my Birks off!

    Down with Crocs!

  • Radical Pie

    Who won? I think Jon is just spinning it his direction.

  • patchuga

    Vive le clog!

    My six year old son saw the clip and said, “That man sure loves his shoes, doesn’t he?” and walked away shaking his head.

    I wanted to say, “This, son, is what happens when you live with a shoe-fashion control freak. Remember this when choosing your wife. That could be YOU on the lawn, bloodied and battered, fighting for your right to clog!”

  • http://dailypiglet.blogspot.com/ Piglet

    That is fabulous! Wars in the Armstrong camp are FUN!!!

    Great music with the video. I see a new doors opening up for the Armstrong Media :) !

  • ritsgirl

    Funny. When I saw Jon on the ground the first thing that came to mind was…Hurry! Get up! You know there are TARANTULAS crawling around.

  • TripTikGirl

    I love love LOVE it! :D

  • Elle

    In response to Glumica and the sucking up they think posters do here – according to urbandictionary.com the definition of suck up is “One who patronizes a person in a sickenly manner, usually ostenting to “sum points” with that person or enhance their friendship easily.”
    Being a loyal fan and letting Heather know how much we dig her kid, dog, house, haircut, delicious cookie concoction making ability…the list is truly endless, isn’t sucking up. It’s letting her know that what she devotes a major part of her life to is resonating with people, that what she does is valued, enjoyed and respected. We love our Dooce and we want her to know it. There’s no patronizing going on here.

  • dinis

    Oh. My. God. That was hilarious.

    Even though he looks like a zombie on that still picture.

  • J_Bo

    Is that bbq sauce all over Jon’s shirt? I’m pretty much anti-croc, but they’re all the rage with the kids.


  • http://kimba-bremen.com kim from germany

    AWESOME!! although i feel a little bad for mr. armstrong… :)

  • http://kimba-bremen.com kim from germany

    oh, okay maybe not. looks like this was HIS victory…??? me’s confused..?

  • http://marymuses.blogspot.com marymuses

    Hilarious! I guess there’s not much that can come between a man and his ugly shoes. (Spoken from experience as the girlfriend of a man who insists it’s okay to still wear his Air Jordans from high school.)

  • http://ohjoyohbliss.blogspot.com thejoyof

    Hope there was a car driving by at that same moment. Does he only have the one clog?

  • http://tastethehappy.wordpress.com monkeyaker

    Um, can I please have your job?

  • http://wendymacblogs.blogspot.com Wendy Mac

    J_Bo above asked if that was bbq sauce on his shirt.

    I read that it said “Blog Sauce”.

  • saywha?

    You two are retards. I mean that in the nicest way, I swear. So where is the other croc? I say, rock on with your croc on Jon.

  • http://www.meretrice.com Meretrice

    I was hoping towards the end of the video Jon was going to pass the clogs off to Leta and with his dying breath tell her to keep them safe. Or maybe have Chuck gnawing on them like a pig ear.

    Ok, ok… Spielberg I’m not.

    Great video!


  • Ryan

    I wonder what the neighbors thought…

  • Stephanie B

    Noooo! Damn, I HATE those things.