“The biopsy my doctor did on my arm came back. It’s cancer.” “Oh God. Are you okay.” “Yeah, she said it was the type that shouldn’t kill me, but that I should be wary of ever leaving the house without first letting Jon know where the dog food is. In case she was wrong.” “What [...]
best of craigslist : Signs you are not my new roommate“Contrary to your rambling theories, the reason I am not calling back is not that your message was ‘so cra-a-ackily’ or that my phone wasn’t working or I lost your number. It’s because I am scared of you.” (via Coudal)
I HATE NOPERKiller illustration portfolio.
Strobist: How To: DIY $10 Macro Photo Studio Excellent idea on how to set up a small photo studio in your living room for when you want to take pictures of your Star Wars figurines. (via Matt)
I got a spam this morning with this subject line: “I will make you ejacculatte within minutes!!” Really? Because if you are the type of person who can’t accurately spell ejaculate, then I doubt we would have ever made it as far as the bed.