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Death to Ed

This morning my doctor forcibly evicted the basal cell carcinoma from my arm. In the past week he has become an unruly tenant, has been drunkenly yelling at his cat in the middle of the night. His new home is a small, plastic container that is right now being delivered to a dark laboratory. There [...]

Benjamin Hamilton, my brother’s fourth kid

My brother’s wife gave birth to a dead prophet.