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What friends are for

After last year’s conference in Santa Clara, my friend, Maggie, drove me back up to San Francisco and forced me into a famous sex shop where we were approached by a strange woman and asked all sorts of inappropriate questions about our sex lives. I look back on that experience now and realize that I [...]

YouTube – Crazy Horses – The Osmonds

YouTube – Crazy Horses – The OsmondsMormons singing metal. I’ve always said that if the Lord had a choice HE WOULD ROCK IT THIS HARD.

My mother warned me about men like this

Before anyone gets all up in our business, I can count on one hand the number of cigarettes Jon has smoked in the years that we have been together. You should be much more worried about all that gay porn we have hidden underneath the bed.