My next piece about the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards is up at Alpha Mom: I do not know how to sit down and write this without sounding like a grumpy 80-year-old woman who hasn’t done any cuddling in the last twenty years, so I’ll just go ahead and get it out of the way: [...]
Festive, hand-knit hats for dogs I might learn how to knit just so Chuck could wear this around the house. (thanks Ally)
George Clooney answers hatemail at Go Fug Yourself “Dear Friend, you are upset. Let me hold you. It will be so very soothing.”
The length to which their tongues are sticking out of their mouths is directly proportional to the amount of time they have been chasing each other.