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Noodly appendage

The number one request I receive in my inbox, other than SHOW US UR BOOBZ!!!!, is for a video of us torturing Chuck with spaghetti noodles, a pastime that has been documented here and here. Months ago I made the decision that we’d get it on tape, but then I stopped making pasta because there [...]

Attention: I have some things to say about Goldfish snack crackers.

Attention: I have some things to say about Goldfish snack crackers. “Pardon me, Pepperidge Farm, but did you just insinuate that my snack cracker is some kind of pussy?”

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