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Clearing my mother of blame

Tonight we drove out to my mother’s house to have dinner, and when I walked through the door I had to duck as she threw a large tube of Avon facial cleanser at my head. Because it is not okay that I admitted publicly to having something other than an Avon product in my bathroom, [...]

How to annoy me

Tell me that while you were doing that very stupid thing you were “sort of unaware because it wasn’t a conscient decision.” Were you at all conscient during the four years that you attended college?

Coming soon to a post office near you

Coming soon to a post office near you R2-D2 Mailboxes! I may just start writing letters! More info on it here. (via notcot)

When she gets excited she curls her toes