Clearing my mother of blame
Tonight we drove out to my mother’s house to have dinner, and when I walked through the door I had to duck as she threw a large tube of Avon facial cleanser at my head. Because it is not okay that I admitted publicly to having something other than an Avon product in my bathroom, [...]
How to annoy me
Tell me that while you were doing that very stupid thing you were “sort of unaware because it wasn’t a conscient decision.” Were you at all conscient during the four years that you attended college?
Coming soon to a post office near you
Coming soon to a post office near you R2-D2 Mailboxes! I may just start writing letters! More info on it here. (via notcot)
