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Shared DNA

GEORGE! and I are driving back from the grocery store when Leta, who is sitting in the backseat, starts rattling off a long list of demands, stopping just short of an Oompa Loompa. I can’t hear her at all over the hum of the air conditioning, so I turn it down, twist my head so [...]

Music Stars’ Real Names

Music Stars’ Real Names Akon’s real name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam. Dude totally hated filling out the name portion on standardized tests, I’m thinking.


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