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Edgar Degas was also born today

Today is my 32nd birthday. My parents always like to remind me that I was born four weeks late, and that the extra month my mother carried me is the reason behind every health problem she’s ever had. Which is completely misguided because, hello, I was not the one who decided 10 months previously that [...]

GET THESE THINGS OFF ME NOW

Today is my birthday, and all I got was this lousy cell phone