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Overheard at a restaurant, presumably between two people who are very much in love

“I can’t believe you just did that. That’s just so retarded.” “I really hate it when you use that word like that.” “What? Retarded? That’s how you’re acting. Retarded.” “Do you even know how high my IQ is?” “It can’t be that high because you’re acting retarded.” “130. My IQ is 130.” “So what? Mine [...]

Now smells like mangoes

Cheap solution for the windows in the office