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Would sir desire a calendar?

The last two days have been nothing but a string of mechanical failures, beginning when the blender decided to spontaneously catch fire while I was trying to make strawberry smoothies. Something about how there wasn’t enough liquid in the mix to offset the rock-like nature of the frozen strawberries, and the motor couldn’t handle the [...]

A is for Armstrong

The creeping red monster