Frozen Tidal Wave
Frozen Tidal Wave Holy wow.
In desperate need of a pair of tweezers
The other night as I was poring over my old journals looking for submissions to Sarah’s Cringe book, I discovered a pile of photos I haven’t seen in over a decade, and I know I’ve expressed this before, but JESUS, if they had just checked underneath my hair they might have found Jimmy Hoffa. Both [...]
Alberto Cerriteno ||| Selected Work
Alberto Cerriteno ||| Selected Work OH MY GOD this design portfolio kicks my ass.
Cyanide and Happiness
Cyanide and Happiness Am I the only one who experiences ghost let-down when I watch another woman breastfeeding her baby? (thanks, Stephanie)
Barfwatch 2007
“I think she’s starting to feel better.” “Why? What makes you say that?” “I tried to cuddle with her and she rejected me.” “Did she push you away?” “I think the exact words she used were STOP IT.” “Did you make her say it nicely?” “Yes, I told her that I would stop showing her [...]
WAKE n’ BACON
WAKE n’ BACON An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. (thanks, Lisa)
Sick days
Many people sent email yesterday to find out if we were affected in any way by the deadly shooting at a local mall here in Salt Lake City. Thankfully, no one we know was harmed, and I cannot imagine what the families of the victims are going through. We live very close to that mall [...]


