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GET THESE THINGS OFF ME NOW

Today is my birthday, and all I got was this lousy cell phone

Because this…

Because this… And this juxtaposed? Too good to miss. (thanks for pointing this out, Rachel)

Festive summer dragon

Hey Harvey! We got six more pallets to unload!

Because they needed something else in common

Leta is watching GEORGE! watch ESPN when Jon walks in, braces himself, and tells her that they have to go run errands while Mama stays home to get some work done. Leta’s head erupts into spontaneous flames, and the bottom half of her body collapses prostrate across the coffee table. This is exactly what she [...]

Partial Face Transplants Pictures Gallery

Partial Face Transplants Pictures Gallery Photoshop contest where the right half of a face has to be from one celebrity and the left half from another. It’s almost awkward to look at some of these. (thanks, Karyn)

Benny, my brother’s last so far, at least until February

Cheese!

Exclamation Point, Summer 2007 Edition

It’s been several months since the last installment of hatemail, and now I’m starting to get hatemail about not posting enough hatemail. I would have posted some sooner, but recent hatemail hasn’t been very clever or passionate, and I didn’t have a lot to work with. A lot of it was about how they didn’t [...]