While watching an episode of "House"
Me: "Is that even legal? I didn't know you could give half of your liver to someone who needs it."
Jon: "I didn't either, but I guess that's why they say the liver is so magical."
Me: "I'd give you half of my liver if you needed it."
Jon: "I'd give you half of my liver, too."
Me: "I'd even give you a kidney if you needed it."
Jon: "I'd give you half of my liver and a kidney."
Me: "I'd give you both of my kidneys."
Jon: "I'd give you both of my kidneys and then steal two from somebody else and give you those, too."
(... long pause ...)
Me: "But I wouldn't need four kidneys."
Jon: "No, but you'd have options."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
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- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
