“Oh my God, the dog smells so bad.”
“You see what they do all day. They are constantly chewing on each other.”
“You think that’s why she smells like that?”
“Dude, if I spent all day licking you you’d smell gross, too.”
“Pardon me if I’m not willing to test that theory.”
“You’re secretly hoping that I walk over right now and start chewing on your ear. ADMIT IT.”
