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A chorus of angels

A few months ago when my best friend from high school was visiting for the New Year holiday, we had dinner one night at a local Mexican restaurant. About 10 minutes into our meal a young girl sitting at a table near ours started screaming at her father, “DON’T CLOSE IT! DON’T CLOSE IT!” and [...]

The important things

I am married to a man whose hair is so magical it can defy the laws of physics. If you’re single and actively looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with, you really need to put that on your list of demands, right after DOES NOT HAVE TO BE REMINDED TO TRIM [...]

Friday morning smackdown

We gave Coco a bath last night because her fragrance had recently become inappropriate, and not four minutes into wrestling with Chuck this morning she started smelling like her butt had reached around and licked her face. Not fun.

MOLGER square mirror

There is a 12-foot long wall in our living room that was the original location of the abstract painting that we moved to another wall, so it’s been sitting there empty for several weeks just begging me to please do something, it’s been feeling rather naked. So I drew up some plans in my head, [...]