To replace the other song you had stuck in your head
Get ready for the most fantastic 35 seconds of your life:
I have watched this video over 40 times this morning, stopping each time to cherish the look on the guy's face at about 24 seconds in. And it gets better every time.
This video is about so much more than a simple bidet, it's a challenge. It's asking you if your life is fulfilling. No really, is it? Because if you're not making faces like these at least once a day YOU DON'T KNOW FULFILLING.
(thank you, Bucky)
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Miss Peas said:
I don't know, that's exactly how I look after a trip to the bidet.
04.21.08 - 09:21 AM / 1Courtney said:
Wow. Hilarious! And how appropriate, it's asking me to type in the words "again flushing" to prove I'm a human!
04.21.08 - 09:21 AM / 2stephanie said:
I wanna loo, too. I think.
04.21.08 - 09:21 AM / 3Brandy in Canada said:
Japan has a really weird fetish with high tech toilets..which makes me want one real bad.
Oh and yep that song has now replaced the Miami Vice theme that has been in my head all morning! and this one I can sing!!
04.21.08 - 09:23 AM / 4Michelle said:
Looks like a pretty orgasmic bidet.
04.21.08 - 09:23 AM / 5Undomestic Diva said:
Holy effing shit.
I knew there was something missing in my life and now I know it's got to be the LOO-LOO.
Looks to me like the loo-loo puts the FILL in fulfillment.
04.21.08 - 09:23 AM / 6Stephanie said:
so much better than the 5 dollar foot long song.
04.21.08 - 09:24 AM / 7Nils said:
Hell - those are POOP faces. My LooLoo faces would be MUCH better.
04.21.08 - 09:26 AM / 8Lisa said:
Yeah, whatever. You're not really anal, you know, unless you have a bidet. Sorry to burst your bubble.
04.21.08 - 09:27 AM / 9Kelly said:
Ummm, I don't think those are poop faces.
04.21.08 - 09:29 AM / 10squirl said:
I want one of those!
04.21.08 - 09:30 AM / 11Adiel said:
Thanks for putting a little sunshine into my not so good day. This may have been the first time that I've smiled today.
04.21.08 - 09:33 AM / 12Lissa said:
Oh, thanks oodles. Now I want to swan around the apartment wiggling my hips and shaking my fingers all jitterbug style...to a song from a Japanese bidet commercial. No, my life wasn't NEARLY surreal enough, THANKS. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
04.21.08 - 09:34 AM / 13PixelFish said:
Does the bidet come with the laugh track too? Because that's what I'm missing in the toilet.
04.21.08 - 09:34 AM / 14Anonymous said:
Did you know that one of the most popular games in Japan is to try to stick your finger in somebody's butt?
04.21.08 - 09:35 AM / 15Tim said:
The other song I had stuck in my head was the princess song.
04.21.08 - 09:35 AM / 16Big Momma Pimpalishisness said:
But can you imagine the mess of water to clean up on the bathroom floor every time your LooLoo shoots you in the ass? I'm not sure it's worth it... :P
04.21.08 - 09:37 AM / 17Mari said:
Damn, I missed it. Now it says video is no longer available.
04.21.08 - 09:38 AM / 18Bucky Four-Eyes said:
I think I would be singing my own spontaneous song if I sat on a bidet. Maybe it would coax some of those high notes out of me.
04.21.08 - 09:38 AM / 19Mari said:
Okay, it's working now. This must be a Japanese commercial, right? Hilarious!
04.21.08 - 09:39 AM / 20Anonymous said:
@Brandy in Canada and Lissa: It's a Korean commercial.
I would die if a commercial like this popped up on my television set. If only...
04.21.08 - 09:40 AM / 21CindyM said:
Wow--just when you thought it was safe to go back on the toilet. First people have to worry about their spouses finding love online through sex chats--now we need to monitor how much time they spend in the crapper in case they're cheating on us with a bidet. ;)
Hilarious video, Heather. Thanks for the laugh!
04.21.08 - 09:41 AM / 22Erica said:
I have no words.
04.21.08 - 09:41 AM / 23Phil said:
Who knew that the secret to happiness could be found in a bidet? I bet even the Dalai Lama has one of these puppies.
04.21.08 - 09:42 AM / 24Kim said:
That reminds me of the time that I visited Japan and I couldn't figure out how to flush the toilet. It was so high tech, I ended up pushing the bidet button and I couldn't turn it off. The family that I was staying with laughed at me for days.
04.21.08 - 09:47 AM / 25KFJ said:
That guy's look is freaking priceless!!!! However thought that much joy could come from a bidet!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
04.21.08 - 09:48 AM / 26kristi said:
How sad that you were right -- that may have been the best 35 seconds of my life...
04.21.08 - 09:49 AM / 27Kelly said:
Well. Huh. That's something...else. We're potty-training over here, do you think the my 2 year old would dig it?
04.21.08 - 09:49 AM / 28Rochelle said:
Think how much toilet paper is saved. That's the real reason they're smiling!
04.21.08 - 09:51 AM / 29Muriel said:
Won't we forever have "LOO LOO!" as a great line...
But, you have to give it to the advertisers, they've sold me; I want a toilet like that!
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