Because sometimes an orgasm is too much work
Jon: "So he kept asking me if we were going to expand our line of merchandising."
Me: "Yuck. Merchandising? That word has such a bitter aftertaste."
Jon: "I told him our next product would be a dooce dildo."
Me: "No."
Jon: "Think about it."
Me: "No."
Jon: "We'd call it The Dooce."
Me: "The only way I would ever agree to this is if there were a disclaimer in giant red letters across the top of the packaging that said USE ONLY TO MASSAGE YOUR WIFE'S BACK."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
