Because sometimes an orgasm is too much work
Jon: "So he kept asking me if we were going to expand our line of merchandising."
Me: "Yuck. Merchandising? That word has such a bitter aftertaste."
Jon: "I told him our next product would be a dooce dildo."
Me: "No."
Jon: "Think about it."
Me: "No."
Jon: "We'd call it The Dooce."
Me: "The only way I would ever agree to this is if there were a disclaimer in giant red letters across the top of the packaging that said USE ONLY TO MASSAGE YOUR WIFE'S BACK."
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Heather talks about overcoming depression on today's Momversation.
- Leta: "STOP FOLLOWING ME, COCO!"
I wonder where she picked up that exclamation.
- Me: "Hey Marlo, here's a vibrantly colored, squeaky toy made specifically for your age group!"
Marlo: "Got any knives?"
- @makeandtakes my pleasure! Had a great time with you guys!
