The Express at a local mall was having a buy one get one free sale for jewelry on Wednesday, so I picked up these two bracelets, both for the price of one! Which is what I guess two-for-one means. LOOK AT MY MATH.
We had to change out the batteries in the flash one morning, so we had Chuck hold the old ones while we put in the new ones. On the mornings that we don’t have jobs like this one for him to do he wanders around listlessly. He doesn’t want to admit this, but HE NEEDS [...]