• robyn

    What?! Jason Lee? I can’t believe so many people see that. I can’t see it at all. Same with Gregory, but that’s more because he looks like a combination of two other people I know. (And they’re married … weird, right?) That video of him dancing is priceless, FYI.

    So I’d say definitely Laroquette, but more handsome.

  • KARA!

    I can’t even see the Jason Lee thing that people are suggesting.

    I do see a resemblance to David Gregory and that video is hilarious.

    My vote is definitely for John Larroquette, but your Jon is cuter!

  • belletoes

    Love Jon L. and I too am strangely attracted to David Gregory. Both compliments to your Clogwearing Sasquatch. (my husband is rather tall and hairy too, hates clogs but loves his stanky Jesus sandals) You are a lucky lucky woman Dooce. As am I.

  • Carole

    Laroquette. Hands. Down.

  • DrKoob

    Jason Lee. I have always thought so. Make sure you compare without the mustache.

  • Addiann

    None of the above, but great videos!! Thanks for the fun.

  • Terra

    Always thought Jason Lee

  • http://www.reclaimingmisshavisham.com Leslie/Miss Havisham

    sweetbabyjesus now all these dooce people are invading my SPHERE!

  • naturemurph

    Jason Lee…but I too see the Clive Owen resemblance.

  • Mandy

    I’ve always thought a taller Bruce Springsteen.

  • http://web.me.com/e.mily Emily

    Jason Lee, hands down.

  • http://emsxiety.blogspot.com/ emsxiety

    Jason Lee totally.

    Captcha said peculiar dixon. hehehehe

  • http://whowhatwhenwhereandsometimeswhy.blogspot.com/ jenni.mystery

    Holy crap. I guess I’ll go with the slut from Night Court, but damn if I’m not in LOVE with David Gregory. Holy baby Jeebus…. I’ve dumped many a man who can’t dance, but even I’d go up and bump and grind behind that business. *fans self*

  • Bee

    I’m going for Jason Lee, firstly because he is infinitely cooler that the other freaks mentioned, and secondly, because I could just see Jon in Clerks.

  • http://www.gitzengirl.blogspot.com sara

    I seem to be in the minority, but I gotta say on looks alone… totally Jason Lee.

    But if you name your next kid Pilot Inspektor like he did I’ll never forgive you. And neither would your kid.


  • Debi

    Jason Lee. No doubt.

  • http://figcookies.blogharbor.com Caren

    Totally Jason Lee.

  • Steph

    Jon looks like John Larroquette and Heather looks like Amber Valletta.

  • http://whiticism.blogspot.com dray whitney

    i have to vote for jason lee, because DAMN, is he beautiful.

  • Caitorade

    I’d say John Laroquette, definitely. I think it’s a forehead thing, although I definitely see it in the eyes with David Gregory.

  • http://geaux-dd.blogspot.com danielle

    larroquette hands down

  • http://www.addiebaby.com Meg

    I have always thought your husband looks exactly like Jason Lee. In fact, I can’t watch My Name Is Earl without thinking of him. It’s kind of awkward.

  • http://www.lisamertins.com lisa mertins

    john l. with a bonus that you’ll be able to see what your jon looks like when old :)

  • Michelle DePetris

    i don’t know about John, but i’ve always thought that Leta looks like Liv Tyler.

  • jen

    I love that clip of David Gregory dancing! I was watching the Today Show that day, and kept rewinding that just laughing SO HARD! They ribbed him for DAYS about that clip. Seeing it again, I have to admit…I couldn’t stop at just one viewing. Cracks my ass up every time. The twirl- oh GOD!!!!

  • Liz

    I have to add another: John Corbett. A la Carrie’s Aidan.

  • http://www.midnightcliff.com hello haha narf

    puh-leeeze. definitely John Larroquette!!

  • Erika

    Don’t matter none. Jon is hot no matter who you think he might look like. There is nothing hotter than a husband who loves his wife and makes her happy.


    If I had to choose? JL would be the one who is lucky enough to resemble The Armstrong…

  • http://www.csquaredplus3.typepad.com Csquaredplus3

    Your Jon looks most like John Laroquette in my humble opinion.

    I can understand Jon’s disappointment that Brad Pitt and Denzel weren’t options. BUT, we must remember:

    intelligence = hotness (usually)

    If he can groove like David Gregory, you better keep a short leash on him Mrs. Armstrong.


  • Anonymous

    I’m also writing in for John Corbett.

  • http://www.justanotherkatie.blogspot.com ktjane


  • http://notesfromthesleepdeprived.blogspot.com Wendy

    Totally John Laraquette.

    My husband looks like Keanu Reeves.


  • Former Salt Laker

    My vote is for Jim Halpert of “The Office.”

    And no way in hell would Jon ever do anything like David Gregory’s pathetic white-guy dance. I used to like David Gergory until I saw his spot-on impression of a tool.

  • http://www.outnumber-the-sand.blogspot.com Corinne

    Yikes. John Laroquette for sure. Totally grateful for you giving us a look at David Gregory’s dance moves, though.

  • http://presidentofherbookclub.blogspot.com Cristan

    Jason Lee with a splash of Dean McDermott

  • Kate

    I’m gonna have to go with Mr. Lee…
    and no, I don’t find it weird that I spent a good 5 minutes pondering this question. Why do you ask?

  • Linsey

    mmm… jason lee.

    isn’t this when you say something like: “my husband is strictly one of a kind and does not even compare to any of those very rich men! i love him and only him forever and fo-eva.”

    …and then when he is not looking, you can totally tell us what you think to be true.

    “here leta, this is your real father.”

  • http://www.ericjosie.com josie

    Your post about the dog fur made me think about this episode of the Martha Stewart show in which she sent in a huge pile like that of fur from her dog and made a sweater with it. I dare you.

  • Jennifer

    John Larroquette. ALL. THE. WAY.

    No competition here people…none.
    It’s John. THEY even have the same name!
    Spelled differently yes, but dude…it’s a sign!

  • http://www.megancreates.com Megan

    Definitely Jason Lee. All the way! Or, at least they could be brothers.

  • http://www.lifeisnuts.blogspot.com Nytro

    When you signed my book at The King’s English… I almost asked him to sign my book as well… and I would have asked him to sign it Jason Lee.

    True story.

  • Jennifer

    Larroquette. Hands down.

  • http://ifiweretina.wordpress.com Sara

    I cannot stop watching that David Gregory clip. Those dance moves are amazing. My vote goes for a younger version of the dancemaster himself.

  • Margaret

    Jason Lee, definately.

  • http://www.curtistucker.com That Sneaker Wearing Entrepreneurial Cartoonist Internet Guy

    Wow! I thought Jon WAS Jason Lee. Does that mean you’re not Cameron Diaz?

  • http://andotherrecipes.blogspot.com Carine

    I have to say, I’m in Edinburgh so I donlt really know who the other two are but Jason Lee is HOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

    Love your blog btw, thanks


  • http://thedalaimama.net the dalai mama

    Jason Lee sans mustache. How hilarious.

  • Laura

    Probably a mix of Laroquette and Lee. But a much cuter Laroquette.

  • http://bestofcourt.blogspot.com Court

    I’m jumping on the Larroquette bandwagon! But not literally, because one John Larroquette is quite a bit older than his Night Court days and the other John is quite yours.

  • Lessie

    If we’re talking about who Heather looks like, Emily Haines from the band Metric. IDENTICAL!