Please be patient with me
Another busy week here at the Blurbodoocery involving doctors appointments, travel, vet visits, and a multitude of concerts. Tonight we're attending the sold out Wilco concert where the Fleet Foxes will be opening, and it's at my favorite outdoor venue in the city. If you're not familiar with either band, here's an introduction to the Fleet Foxes:
And here's Jeff Tweedy from Wilco playing an acoustic version of the soundtrack to my marriage to Jon:
This weekend we're headed to San Francisco to the Outside Lands Festival, a three-day music event at Golden Gate Park (look at that lineup and be very jealous of me). While I'm there I'll be posting photos and whatnot here and at the community site Crowdfire where they are giving away free tickets to the festival every day. Friday night I will get to see Radiohead for the tenth time, and maybe I will finally get up the nerve up to throw my panties at guitarist Ed O'Brien who happens to be number two on my Five Fame Fuckers list.
Interestingly, recent international events have brought to my attention a certain special someone who has so stolen my heart that he has knocked off two of the previous men on my list and now occupies both of those positions. So my list now looks like this:
1. Chris Martin
2. Ed O'Brien
3. Brad Pitt
4. Michael Phelps
5. Michael Phelps
I brought up this development the other night with a group of friends, and the men in the group were all, BUT HIS EARS! AND THAT UNDERBITE! Which of course was exactly how I expected them to respond, all of their lists are comprised entirely of supermodels. I think his ears are adorable, and that mouth of his is interesting, but the list really has very little to do with appearance and everything to do with the overall package. Are they driven? Do they care about people? What is their take on certain issues? Are they bigger than I am? Do they know their multiplication tables? Also, good hair helps. And yes, I will be honest and say that the way Michael Phelps fits into a wetsuit is very pleasing to look upon with my eyes.
Don't worry, Jon has his own list, and if we were at a concert where Renee Russo was playing the guitar, I would take off Jon's briefs and throw them at her head for him. That was written into our vows.
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1. Kylee said:
1. John Krasinski
2. John Krasinski
2. Courtenay said:
whew, just as i found you and started reading i thought you disappeared! i agree, yay for michael phelps...and he used to be a nerd so it allll comes around! looking foward to the latest on chuck..
3. Klem said:
- Eve Libertine
- James Marsters
- Garrett Wang
- Billy Idol
- Johnny Rotten
4. Melissa said:
1. Hugh Jackman
2. Eddie Vedder
3. Hugh Jackman
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Hugh Jackman
5. kjkc said:
Though Phelps is a hottie... unfortunately the other day he went on and on and on about the greatness of George W... what a wonderful president he is... INSTANT turnoff and removal from list.
6. Tamara Komuniecki said:
Mine is an interesting combo...I like to cover all the bases.
1. Michael Phelps
2. Benjamin Netanyahu
3. George Clooney
4. Brad Pitt
5. Angelina Jolie
7. Emily said:
1. Christian Bale
2. Jonny Lang
3. Paul Newman (when he was in Cool Hand Luke)
4. Gary Dourdain
5. Milo Ventiglmia (or whatever)
P.S. Just looked down and saw that Gilmore was one of the words for verification. Milo was on Gilmore Girls. How cool!
8. Anonymous said:
No list, but wanted to mention that the west coast debut of Johnny Greenwood's symphony Popcorn Superhet Receiver will be performed in San Francisco on Thursday at the Herbst Theatre.
9. MoxieCrimefighter said:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Brad Pitt
3. Brad Pitt
4. Eric Roberts (yes...that Eric Roberts!)
5. Brad Pitt
10. Molly said:
John Krasinski
Michael Phelps
Ryan Reynolds
John Krasinski
John Krasinski
11. Jennifer said:
1. Ryan Gosling
2. Sam from Top Chef
3. Brad Pitt (circa Fight Club)
4. Matthew Fox
5. Orlando Bloom
12. gingela5 said:
My list is so messed up it's not even funny...I don't think I have five but my top 3 are:
1. Bob Stoops (OU's head coach)
2. "Gil Grissom" (he's about 3 times my age)
3. Bear Grylls (no explanation needed)
13. Marisa said:
wow i'm 2nd! :)
okay my top 5.
1. Jorge Posada *catcher for the new york yankees*
2. Sylvester Stallone when he was in Rocky....
3. Alex Rodriquez
4. Tony Romo
5. Jon Bon Jovi
14. Ciara said:
You are a good woman to throw your husband's unmentionables for him.
Brad Pitt
Prince (he is a sexy little man)
Jude Law
Justin Timberlake after he grows some hair on his chest
15. Anonymous said:
I think Chris Martin would be more interested in Jon than you.
16. Annie said:
1. Michael Johns from American Idol
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. John Malkovich
4. James Taylor (the way he looked on his Sweet Baby James album cover)
5. Jude Law (used to be higher on the list until all of his infidelities)
17. Amy said:
Wow, I'm sooo jealous about Wilco & Fleet Foxes. And Radiohead.
1.Johnny Depp (I know, how generic but I can't help it)
2.Jeff Tweedy
3.Lenny Kravitz (circa 1994)
4.Brad Pitt
5.Ed Vedder (only if he doesn't talk)
18. Andreya said:
i also include angelina jolie on my list. cmon, she is hot.
then, there are:
1. adam brody
2. brad pitt
3. christian bale
4. and raine maida.
mmm yes.
19. Susie said:
1. Edward Norton
2. Clive Owen
3. James McAvoy
4. Johnny Depp (he's been on here since I was 13 and saw him in Benny & Joon)
5. Adrien Brody
20. Amber said:
1. Nick Carter
2. Chris Martin
3. Jay Cutler
4. Jeremy Shockey
5. Bradley Whitford
But Phelps is cute. I did a little jump when I found out he won all 8 golds.
21. that girl said:
Mr. Mustang
Venicio Del Toro
Lead singer for Stain'd
Mc Dreamy
Ryan Gosselin (sp)
22. Cara said:
I like to mix it up a bit:
1) Angelina Jolie
2) Johnny Depp
3) Salma Hayek
4) Kate Winslet
5) Eddie Vedder/Brian Urlacher (#54 on Chicago Bears)
23. GEORGE! said:
1: Matt Damon
2: Will Smith
3: Brad Pitt
4: Hugh Jackman
5: Denzel Washington
Oh wait... the opposite sex?
24. Amelia Sprout said:
1. Michael Phelps
2. Aaron Piersol (nummy, surfer)
3. Michael Phelps (ears, all the better to steer with)
4. Henry Rollins
5. Joseph Fiennes
And damn him for dying, but Heath Ledger should be on that list. Fucking shame.
25. christina said:
1. Michael Phelps
2. Michael Phelps
3. Michael Phelps
4. Adrian Brody
5. Michael Phelps
He has captured my heart as well.
26. Bex said:
Hmmm. I am not sure of my top 5 but just watching Michael Phelps do the butterfly is reason enough for him to be on anybodies list. Can you imagine being under that!
27. jennifer said:
1/ larry mullen jr
2/ benjamin bratt
3/ tom colicchio
4/ daniel day lewis
5/ jeff probst
28. Lesley said:
1. Jon Stewart
2. Matt Damon
3. Edward Norton
4. Mathieu Kassovitz
5. Anderson Cooper (Don't tell me he might be gay; I will not believe you. I plan to bear his articulate, silver-haired children.)
29. Jodi said:
1. Carey Grant (from when he was in That Touch of Mink)
2. Gary Sinese
3. Will Farrell
4. Timothy Hutton
5. Vince Vaughn
eclectic, I know! I am starting to show my age...I would like to throw in a Jesse McCartney or one of the Jonas brothers, but frankly I could be their mother!
30. soulmoxie said:
Not the Phelps! Have you not seen Ryan Lochte? Sweet Jesus, I have to believe that you would reconsider...
My list:
Anderson Cooper
Christian Bale
Jon Stewart
Ryan Lochte
James Blunt
31. BrooklynSeaHag said:
1. Christian Bale (oooh, assault me)
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Neil Young (but he has to brush his teeth first)
4. Snoop Dogg
5. Clive Owen
32. Keely said:
1. John Cusack
2. Johnny Depp
3. David Boreanaz
4. Glenn Quinn (well, y'know...before he died)
5. Charlize Theron
33. Kathy said:
My list:
1) George Clooney
2) Robin Ventura (former baseball player - HOT butt)
3) Sting (even with the ego. Tantric yoga, anyone?)
4) Colin Firth (Pride & Prejudice era)
5) George Clooney
I am SO bummed Olympic swimming is over. How great was that - watching those guys with those bodies? Ahhhhh.
34. Kyle said:
1) Elijah Wood (it's the eyes!)
2) Brad Pitt
3) Andrew Gross, the writer (I refer to him as my boyfriend)
4) Robert Downey Jr.
5) Daniel Craig
35. Courtenay said:
oh, i forgot:
1. blair underwood
2. george clooney before he was manorexic
3. mark ruffalo
4. sawyer, from lost
5. blair underwood, again
36. jill said:
love this. husband and i have a "no other naked people allowed" hot tub rule that we will ONLY break for brad and angelina. and maybe halle and gabriel.
37. Cassie said:
1. Christopher Meloni
2. David Boreanaz
3. Matt Lauer
4. Sam Waterson
5. Anthony Bourdain
38. Jenny said:
Adrien Brody
John Krasinski
Michael Phelps
Ryan Lochte (Michael's swimming friend who got little airtime? HOT!)
umm....Michael Phelps (he's a dreamboat.
39. Rosemary said:
In no particular order:
Bruce Willis (I had a not dream about him and now he's definite)
Ryan Reynolds
Slade Smiley from The Real Housewives of Orange County & Date My Ex
Don't even need 5, these three will do :)
And I must add that all this "Are they driven? Do they care about people? What is their take on certain issues? Are they bigger than I am? Do they know their multiplication tables?" Doesn't matter in sex! Ok, well the driving and care about people is important. But I don't plan on talking politics or holding a math quiz anytime in my bedroom :)
Also, Have you heard of etsy?
40. sara said:
Just wrote a post today about Michael Phelps and the fact that, according to his segment on NBC about a day in his life, we are soulmates. Perfect for each other. And he looks good in a wetsuit.
So back off. He's totally mine. We're destiny, baby.
sara
41. Jeff said:
Wow, so I'm the first guy to post his five? I fully expect scathing ridicule...
1) Salma Hayek
2) Angeline Jolie
3) Evangeline Lilly
4) Jennifer Carpenter
5) Melina Perez
42. Pictou said:
Renee Russo? Like her appearance in the Thomas Crown Affair? Hell, I'd throw MY panties at her and I'm a middle aged woman. As for Michael Phelps, I think he's adorable and needs to take a public speaking class but he's much younger than my daughter so not really turned on by him. But I'm really hyped at all that he's accomplished, I just want to pat him on the head.
43. Anne said:
1. Tim Riggins (from Friday Night Lights)
2. Chris Martin (saw amazing show in Chicago)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Daniel Day Lewis
5. Clive Owen
44. J. said:
I guess my tastes are pretty mundane, comparatively.
1. Chiwetel Ejiofor
2. Viggo Mortensen
3. Jet Li
4. Jesse L. Martin
5. John Barrowman
Yeah, talented actors TURN ME ON.
45. Liz C said:
Only have a top 3+ right now
1. Anthony Bourdain
2. Alton Brown
3. Matt Damon
Oh yeah -- Some of the American sprinters I watched this weekend were f-i-n-e!
I'd say Michael Phelps but he's younger than my daughter. That would be too pervy even for me.
46. Jeff said:
Whoops...apparently not. Sorry Kyle...
47. Brad said:
I like my girls smart... so I'll just say that there's only one supermodel on my list, and I don't care if she can't spell her own last name.
48. Ann said:
1. Ed Harris
2. Johnny Depp
6. Michael Symon
4. Denzel Washington
5. Vince Vaughn
49. porkmuffin said:
the list changes. today it's:
1. Javier Bardem
2. Clive Owen
3. Jason Statham
4. Lee Pace
5. Naveen Andrews
50. MacDuff said:
This is so funny. I was just having a conversation with my male coworker about how hot he is. We were flipping through images, with me saying "Look at this one...hot" and he would reply "He looks like a baby who was dropped by his mother," or "He looks intellectually disabled." But I couldn't see it. Then we realized that I had no idea what his face looked like - all I saw was that stomach. And oh lord is it hot.
51. KC said:
1. Benicio Del Toro
2. John Leguizamo
3. Brad Pitt
4. Benicio Del Toro
5. Benicio Del Toro
52. petri dish said:
you've got to check out M. Ward while you are at the festival!
Matt Damon
Jason Bateman
Christian Bale
L.L. Cool J
Dave Navarro
53. Steph said:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Eammon Sullivan (Aussie swimmer)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Val Kilmer
5. Tom Brady
54. Sarah said:
1. Billy Joel
2. Julian Schnabel
3. Clive Owen
4. Gerard Butler
5. Tom Colicchio
55. Mari said:
1. Leonardo DiCaprio
2. Jeff Tweedy
3. Javier Bardem
4. that guy from Unfaithful (Oliver Martinez?)
5. Gael Garcia Bernal
56. Searching for the Yeti said:
1. Edward Norton
2. Batman (Christian is OK too)
3. Jack Black
4. That guy at my gym
5. My electrician
57. joansy said:
1. Jack Black (not a physical thing, I think he'd be fun)
2. Brad Pitt
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Ed Norton
5. Naveen Andrews
58. Lauren said:
1. Mick Jagger!!! (I've had a crush on him since I was 14)
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Rupert Grint (Ron from Harry Potter)
4. Gerard Butler (From P.S. I love you)
5. Steven Tyler
Oh and just to mention, the whole Rupert Grint situation. No I am not a pedifile, it's okay I'm only 19!!! :-)
P.S. LOVE THE SITE!
59. Heidi said:
1. Daryl Hall
2. Michael C. Hall
3. Robert Downy Jr.
4. John Linnell from TMBG
5. tie between Bill Maher and Anderson Cooper.
I had the pleasure of meeting and partying (in the loosest use of the term) Mr. #2, but unfortunately it was before he went on the list.
60. Anonymous said:
MP has been on my list since 2004...he's now taking up most of the slots on my list too!
61. Adam said:
Tina Fey and Amy Poeler, but only if they come in a package deal. And only if they talk about how hot I am using that sarcastic lisp they both did so many times on Weekend Update.
62. The Other Dawn said:
I believe Mr. Phelps had me at what those announcers call his "undulating dolphin swim," AKA that hip-grindy-humpy-thing he does after each turn.
If lovin' a goofy looking man ten years my junior is wrong, I do NOT want to be right.
63. Amber said:
1. Damien Rice
2. Johnny Depp
3. Daniel Craig
4. Orlando Bloom
5. James McAvoy
Brad Pitt is nowhere near my list, but I'm pretty sure he'd be on my fiance's.
64. Karen said:
Anytime I try to share my list with my husband, he covers his ears and sings to drown me out. That's communication, baby!
my list:
David Duchovny
Mike Rowe
David Boreanaz
Ewan MacGregor
Sam Rockwell
My husband's list:
Gwen Stefani x5
65. Lisa Guidarini said:
Michael Phelps is a man with some stamina. He can do the breast stroke with me any time. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
66. Rob said:
1. Nicole Kidman
2. Nastia Liukin
3. Shirley Manson
4. Heidi Klum
5. Rebecca Wolf
67. sarah said:
DOOCE MEET UP PLEASE! at outside lands? you can tweet where you are and we can tackle i mean say hello???
see ya at radiohead!! YAY!
68. birdgal said:
1. Christian Bale
2. Edward Norton
3. James McAvoy
4. Alan Rickman (shutup, it's the voice!)
5. The entire USA men's swim team (hey, why settle for JUST Michael Phelps? Have you seen Aaron Piersol and Ryan Lochte?!)
69. futura4 said:
1. MP
2. George Clooney
3. Jared Leto
4. Zach Braff
5. Gwen Stefani
70. A said:
- George Clooney
- Bon Jovi
- Ryan Gosling
- Jim Sturgess
- John Krasinski
71. the dalai mama said:
Johnny Depp
Christian Bale
Jason Stratham
Brad Pitt
Brett Favre
72. LA said:
1. Garth Brooks
2. Trisha Yearwood
3. Brad Paisley
4. Tim McGraw
5. Faith Hill
73. Heidi said:
Kyle,
Have you seen Sin City? If so, how can you pick Elijah?
74. Lisa Guidarini said:
Oh, damn, forgot this:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Rupert Everett
3. Alan Rickman (THE VOICE)
4. Johnny Depp
5. Orlando Bloom
75. PaintingChef said:
I don't think this is really in order because it changes depending on which one I've seen the most recently...
Robert Downey Jr.
Ryan Reynolds
Jon Hamm
Tobias Menzies
George Clooney (who sometimes switches places with Pierce Brosnan depending on whether I've last watched Ocean's 11 or James Bond)
76. et said:
1. James McAvoy
2. Jude Law
3. James Franco
4. Sting from the 1970's (from Quadrohenia)
5. Robert Smith (Lead singer of The Cure)circa 1980 before the make-up and extreme weight gain.
* honorable mention: Edward Norton.
77. Kimi said:
1. Matt Damon
2. Matt Damon
3. Mike Rowe
4. Harrison Ford
5. Matt Damon
79. Christine said:
1.Russel Crowe dressed as 'Gladiator', not Russell Crowe
from "A Beautiful Mind" ..ewwww
2. Tony Soprano--Yes, I said it, James Gandolfini.
3. Christian Bale- Oh Batman, I need to be rescued...
4. I guess I'd do Brad Pitt, if someone held a gun to
my head..haha
5. Vince Vaughn..something about him is so boyishly adorable
80. vicki said:
1. BonJovi
2. Patrick Dempsey
3. Kyle Chandler
4. Matt LeBlanc
5. Neil Patrick Harris.....yeah, I know he's gay, but so
damn hot and I know I could totally turn him straight!!
81. sarah said:
oh and my list:
1. zach braff
2. natalie portman
3. dave matthews
4. vinnie (local dj)
5. tim hudson (pitcher)
82. tupelo said:
1. Prince
2. Johnny Depp
3. David Duchovny
4. John Corbett
and finally, my dark secret...
5. Billy Bob Thornton
83. Steph said:
1. Ewan McGregor
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Ewan Mcgregor
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Ewan McGregor
Do I really think he's all that? Not really, he's cute in that way that British men can be when they've actually received orthodontic care. Still, I like the way my husband gets squirmy when he sees that I like Ewan McGregor enough to list him five times.
84. Chels said:
Hugh Jackman
Javier Bardem
Robert Downey Jr.
Anderson Cooper
Ze Frank
85. Mare said:
1.Ewan McGregor
2.Jude Law
3 Ricky Gervais
4. I'm currently trying to slot Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom in this slot.
5. Pending
I take this list very seriously.
86. Anonymous said:
Goran Visnjic
John Cusack
Hugh Jackman
Jeff Goldblum
Stanley Tucci (shut up!)
87. Emma said:
Seeing as you share my affinity for Chris Martin (seriously, how he looks right now? So Hot.), you might be interested in checking out the interviews that George Stroumboulopoulos recently did with him, as well as Jonny and Guy, for CBC's The Hour (prime-time hip socio-political interview thing that's awesome.) They talk a lot about the new album, run through some of the tracks from previous ones, all in all great interviews. They're available for viewing on the CBC's website (cbc.ca/thehour) or the show has its own page on YouTube.
88. Jen said:
My husband and I have been keeping our list for years! And, although the rotation has varied over the years, my number one has always been the same.
Sting
Rhett Miller (lead singer of Old 97's)
Djimon Hounsou (of course, I'm reconsidering him since he hooked up with Kimora Lee)
Matt Damon
Daniel Craig
Hubba hubba.
I have to say that I'm surprised to see John Krasinki on so many lists. It's not that I don't see his appeal (I do! I do!), I'm just surprised to see that he's popped up on so many radars.
89. Amber said:
Clearly I am a self defeatist. In no particular order:
Anderson Cooper - Although I fear I'm the wrong gender.
John Cusack - Brooding melancholy anyone?
Jon Bon Jovi - I know, how 80's! And he's all of 5 foot 2 but I want to be Gina to his Tommy.
Taye Diggs - The man is "Drink His Bathwater" hot!
Kyan Douglas - Of Queer Eye fame. I keep hoping he's a closet hetero?!?!
My choices in women are too shallow to list publicly....but I will say Megan Fox makes an appearance if that tells you anything.
90. ~Monkey said:
1) Hugh Jackman (only as Wolverine, not as dandy broadway dude)
2) Gerard Butler
3) Benecio Del Toro
4) Seth Rogan...I dunno either.
5) Steve Carell
Listen, I don't get the last two either...it is what it is.
Also, my two words I have to type to prove I'm not spam are Grant Privates...which is exactly what I'm thinking about. Granting permission to my privates.
91. Amanda said:
1.- 3. Joaquin Pheonix
4. Edward Norton
5. Johnny Depp
After having dated artists of all sorts, I've liked the actors so far the best (Hi Dave!).
Also, fantastic Jeff Tweedy clip. Wilco holds a special place for Dave and I, as on our first official date I hopped into his car and, after hearing what was playing on the stereo, said, "Hey, I like Wilco, too." I could tell by his face that I had him then.
92. jo said:
1. Taye Diggs
2. Jude Law
3. Brad Pitt
4. Johnny Depp
5. Taye Diggs (yep. He's that hot.)
93. Anonymous said:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. John Krasinski
3. Johnny Depp
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Edward Norton
94. Leslie said:
How fun. Hmmm...
1. Tom Brady
2. David Beckham
3. George Clooney
4. Eric Dane
5. Derek Jeter
95. Sarah said:
OH MY GOD! Yes for Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke! Yes a hundred times! & also:
2. Robert Plant (in the 70's)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Ray LaMontagne (his HAIR alone is worthy)
5. Daniel Day Lewis (in Last of the Mohicans- NOT in Gangs of New York)
I will say that if my ever so wonderful coconspirator were famous- he would occupy spots 1, 2 & 3. I've often thought of writing to People Magazine and having them do a NOT SO FAMOUS but STILL Sexiest Man of the Year award for him. Johnny Depp would then take the spots 4 &5.
96. Jennifer said:
Ewan McGregor
Viggo Mortenson (preferably dressed as Aragorn)
Brad Pitt
Harrison Ford
Willem Defoe (some things can't be explained)
97. Katy said:
So, I find it incredibly funny that I live less than 30 miles from San Francisco and didn't hear about this music thing. Thanks for planning my weekend for me!
98. marianne said:
1. Rhett Miller
2. Jon Brion (perfect example of talent outshining looks)
3. Ed Norton
4. James Franco
5. John Krasinski
99. mjbcoug said:
No guys posting their lists? What the~?!? Cowards...
Ashley Judd
Heather Graham
Tiffany Thiessen
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Keeley Hazell
100. Stellare said:
The List
1. Paul Newman
2. Johnny Depp
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Gedeon Burkhard
5. MacGyver :-) coz he should be real
101. Mia said:
1. Ryan Gosling 2. Adrian Grenier ( I know, I know, but that documentary he made about finding his father won me over) 3. Matt Damon 4. Johnny Depp 5. Ed Norton
102. Sarah said:
I forgot to say that (& this is MOST important)-- if I hadn't read the Paul Newman comment... Dave Matthews would be number 1. I love that sneaky smirk... ;)
103. jastereo said:
1. Minnie Driver
2. Juliet Binoche
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Rene Russo
5. Maggie Gyllenhall
104. Christina said:
1. Dave Matthews (strange I know)
2. Keifer Sutherland
3. Matthew Fox
4. Chris Martin (a new entry since I saw them in concert. Let me just say WOW! is he intense.)
5. Josh Holloway
And oh my yes, Michael Phelps. Give me strength with those abs!!
105. Bon Jovi Sandwich said:
1. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
2. Bon Jovi
3. Javier Bardem
4. Lenny Kravitz
5. Benjamin Bratt
5 1/2. I don't swing that way but if I did it'd be Kate the earthquake scientist who comes on the news every time we have an earthquake here in California.
106. Greis (Grace) said:
This is my first ever comment on DOOCE.com, but I read your blog all the time. I'm pretty addicted...
My list is as follows:
1. Justin Timberlake
2. Josh Turner (he's hot, but he's on my list for his voice alone)
3. Justin Timberlake
4. Brad Pitt
5. Michael Phelps (I wonder if he likes OLDER women? I'm not that much older, only 6 or so years.) :)
107. donna said:
1. Ralph Fiennes
2. Harvey Keitel
3. David Letterman
4. Chris Martin
5. Donald Rumsfeld
108. rb said:
I have had this list for about two years. I has been cleared with hubby:
George Clooney
Colin Firth
Murray Perahia (classical pianist)
Eric Chavez (3B Oakland As)
Will Ferrell
I know there are a lot of random coincidences in the world with seven billion people and all, but I would bet money that no other person on Earth has my exact list.
109. Kara Lang said:
1. Michael Phelps
2. David Tennant (I'm a nerd!)
3. Michael Phelps
4. Michael Phelps
5. Jonathan Rhys-Myers
110. Melly said:
My list doesn't contain Michael. Yet, speaking for Jules, I know Michael (http://bigpikchur.blogspot.com/2008/08/parallel-perpendicular-or-diagona...) joins the likes of:
1. Antonio Banderas
2. Jeremy Piven
3. Javier Bardem
4. Johnny Depp
5. Anyone with a thick Latin accent
6. (secretly) Dara Torres! ha!
111. Cari said:
Not to mention Michael Phelps gets to eat 10,000 calories a day, which is like, my DREAM.
My list:
1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Clive Owen
3. John Stewart
4. LL Cool J
5. Keith Olbermann
112. Jess said:
1. Christian Bale
2. My work husband...
3. Clive Owen
4. Donnie Walhberg (That's right NKOTB!! Seeing him in OCT!)
5. Michael Phelps
113. Rachel said:
1. Bono
2. Jude Law ('90s-era Jude Law, that is)
3. John Krasinski
4. Johnny Depp
5. Anthony Bourdain
Michael Phelps could make a temporary guest appearance on the list, I guess. The more medals he wins, the better-looking he gets.
114. Samantha said:
1. Patrick Dempsey
2. Johnny Depp
3. Josh Holloway/Naveen Andrews/Matthew Fox (can't choose just one)
4. James Marsden
5. Ewan McGregor (with his lovely Scottish accent)
115. Natalie said:
1. Viggo Mortensen
2. Adrien Brody
3. Johnny Depp
4. Sawyer (from Lost)
5. Benjamin Brat
116. Leonie said:
I'm totally with gingela5 - Bear Grylls has to be on the list. The man can survive anywhere and is also rather fit. It doesn't hurt. I have a slight feeling I might have a thing for boyscout men, because I had the biggest crush on MacGyver when I was four. But then I was also in love with Jesus at that stage (Ted Neeley in Jesus Christ Superstar).
1. Dustin Clare (google please - talk about a smile that turns a girl into a puddle of goo)
2. Bear Grylls
2. Hugh Jackman
4. David Gray (but only if he'll sing for me)
5. James McAvoy (the man even looks good with goat legs)
117. In the Trenches of Mommyhood said:
I see where you're coming from on Michael Phelps. However, I will raise you one with Ryan Lochte.
How about the 2 of them with Adrian Grenier in between? Now THAT's a yummy man-wich!
118. Kara Lang said:
NO, WAIT! I change my #5 to Viggo Mortensen.
#6 would be Michael Phelps,
#7 Christian Bale,
and THEN, at #8, would be Jonathan Rhys-Myers.
119. Annie said:
I love Fleet Foxes. I'm from Seattle and still haven't had the chance to see them. I've heard they have a great live show. You'll have to update on how it was!
120. Kristy said:
In no particular order:
Andy Garcia
Zach Braff
Joaquin Phoenix
Peter Sarsgaard
Gordon Ramsay
121. Carrie said:
In no particular order:
Clive Owen
Robby Ginepri
Hugh Jackman
Michael Phelps
Elizabeth Banks
My boyfriend and I went to a tennis tournament a few weeks ago. All he wanted was to run into Robby G and tell him that he was in my top 5 and to have me back home by morning. True love that man.
122. Samantha said:
Damn, how did I forget Jeffrey Dean Morgan?
123. katie said:
1. Mary Louise Parker
2. Greg Brown's voice
3. Matt Damon circa Good Will Hunting
4. John Krasinski
5. Jamie Oliver, on top of a spread of food he just cooked, while he makes up new clever English slang words for how good I am in bed
124. the OCMD said:
Michael Phelps is a swimming God! He embodies the ideal male physique. You can't not lust after that. Big ears, underbite and all! He is on my list too. I don't need to look anywhere but down on that man. Others on my list:
1. Keanu Reeves (ok, he can't act, but so what?)
2. Toby (the bass player for The Duke Spirit. He sent my little boy a tot sized T-shirt! How can you not fall in love with that?)
3. Devendra Banhardt (so sexy)
4. Aaron Eckhardt
5. Michael Phelps
I'm counting down the days to Outlands Festival too! Just saw Radiohead at All Points West in NY last weekend and found religion. One of the most beautiful Radiohead shows I've seen yet!
125. The Independent Mom! said:
Ooooh, I get to post my *list*
Jared Leto
Rob Thomas
Adam Levine
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
what? keep it in the family!
Last but not least,
Adam Sandler
126. Acher said:
In no particular order...
-Dave Grohl
-Chris Cornell
-Scott Wieland (heroin and all)
-Brad Pitt (Fight Club or A River Runs Through it, though)
-Bruce Willis. Bald. Definitely bald.
127. Christine said:
1. Jemaine Clement
2. Mark Ruffalo
3. Josh Holloway
4. Vincent D'Onofrio
5. Vince Vaughn
128. Shelley said:
1. matthew mcconaughey--he could just read the phone book to me and i'd be satisfied
2. jack johnson
3. ryan reynolds
4. jonathon rhys myers
5. will hoge, please if you don't know his music, do yourself a favor
129. Kyran said:
Teddy Thompson (in a class all by his own fine self)
Dwight Yoakam (the hat and boots stay on)
Clive Owen
Javier Bardem
and this one's embarrassing, but I sort of have a thing for Joe Biden.
After Teddy, I suppose I like them a little wild eyed and crazy.
fun question!
130. Brea said:
Robert Downey Jr.
Hugh Jackman
Benecio del Toro
George Clooney
Matt Damon
I've rediscovered my old crush on Robert Downey Jr. after seeing him on the cover of Rolling Stone.
131. jamie said:
1. George Clooney
2. Max Martini - the guy who played Mac on that show 'The Unit'
3. George Eads -Nick on CSI
4. Blair Underwood
5. Daniel Sunjata - have you seen 'Rescue Me'?
In my younger days, this list would never have been complete without Sammy Hagar! Not sure if I should be proud of that???
132. Sheila said:
In no particular order:
George Clooney
Andy Garcia
Alberto Tomba, circa 1988 Winter Games (what is it with Olympians?)
Ralph Fiennes
Bill Murray (if he stayed in character as the lounge singer on SNL)
133. KC said:
I forgot Djimon Hounsou.
134. Ben said:
I only recently learned that Michael Phelps even had a face.
135. The Schumanator said:
1. Liam Neeson
2. The guy that always says "Cock sucker!" on Deadwood
3. Xavier Bardem- (vente para aqui papi)
4. Ralph Fiennes
5. Mary Louise Parker. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
136. Krystal said:
1. Edward Norton
2. Henry Rollins
3. Hugh Jackman
4. Robert De Niro circa taxi driver
5. Adrian Brody
all of these men are between 13 and 43 years older than me and I'm totally okay with that.
also Jennifer Tilly has her own list where she takes up spots 1-5 for girl crushes. I don't know why but I find her ridiculously attractive.
137. Lyla said:
1. Jamie Bell
2. James McAvoy
3. James Franco
4. Matt Czurchy
5. Zach Gilford
138. Michelle Sanders said:
1. Ray Lamontagne
2. Matt Damon
3. Tae Diggs
4. Matthew Fox
5. and the one that makes me feel like I'm making a confession... Kevin Costner
139. Amanda said:
I have 2 lists:
1) Matthew McConaughey
2) Ed Norton
3) Colin Firth
4) Dave Matthews
5) Taye Diggs
1) Idina Menzel (could just combine with # 5 on the male side since they are married, although i'm sure i'm nowhere on either of their lists)
2) Carrie Underwood
3) Salma Hayek
4) Tina Fey
5) Idina Menzel (great sandwich)
140. sara said:
I hate to say it, but I think his tattoo placement is a little on the queer side. He might not be that into you ... maybe jon is more his type?
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/MichaelPhelpsPicture.jpg
I don't have much of a list:
- Jakob Dylan
- Morris Chestnut
- Drew Barrymore
- LL Cool J
I think that's it.
141. Katherine said:
After reading previous comments I feel ancient. What IS the mean age of your readership? Michael Phelps was the only one I had even heard of on the lists.
Everyone on my list has one thing in common ~ long term marriage. I have heard each one publically acknowledge their wives contribution in their life. I find monogomy sexy.
1. Denzel Washington
2. Billy Crystal
3. Will Smith
4. Alan Alda
5. Paul Newman
142. k-m-s said:
Adam Duritz
Ed Kowalczyk
Wentworth Miller
Angeline Jolie
Olivier Martinez (From Unfaithful with Diane Lane. One. HOT. Movie!)
143. Anonymous said:
A few years ago a male friend and I had a discussion about the ugliest celebrities we would sleep with. Mine was Jack Black and my 21 year old male friends choice was... Liza Minelli. I still can't get over it.
As for my list:
1. Ryan Gosling
2. Josh Jackson
3. Wes Bentley (from 'American Beauty')
4. Edward Norton
5. Chris Martin
144. Bri said:
1. Vince Vaughn
2. Jack Johnson
3. Josh Lucas (only in Sweet Home Alabama)
4. Matthew Fox
5. Aaron Piersol (sorry, he is way hotter than Phelps)
My husband's all time number one is Queen Latifah!
145. Is it hot in here said:
In no particular order.
~ Harvey Keitel (from The Piano) admittedly, I haven't quite figured it out either?
~ Kevin Costner (before he cheated on his wife on their honeymoon)
~ John Krasinski
~ John Corbett
~ Call me shallow, but I'd do Michael Phelps from the neck down- as long as he didn't talk about "W". THAT would be a deal breaker!
146. The Independent Mom! said:
How could I forget
DREW BARRYMORE
My hubby and I fight over her, guess we'll have to share her, lol
As far as women go, well, I have a list in that realm too, LOL
147. Brandi Koskie said:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Dave Matthews
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Adam Duritz
5. Justin Timberlake
Honorable Mentions...
Anderson Cooper
Michael Phelps
Denzel Washington
148. Mo said:
Jack Johnson
Michael Owen
Josh Turner
Christian Bale
George Clooney
149. Katie said:
Here goes:
1. John Krasinski
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Ryan Gosling
4. John Cusack
5. James Marsden
I also have a running list in my head of female celebrities who I think are so darn beautiful, I might think about maybe someday making out with a woman for:
1. Katherine Heigl
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jennifer Anniston
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Kate Hudson
150. Lisa said:
My Husbands list and my list really read like this:
1. Anyone famous
2. Anyone famous
3. Anyone famous
4. Anyone famous
5. Anyone famous
If either one of us run into ANYONE we could brag about fucking, we've both given the go-ahead. Who am I to deny my Husband Jennifer Garner even if he doesn't like her enough to put on his list, but she's ready, willing and able?
And maybe John Stamos isn't in my top five, but I surely wouldn't kick him out of my bed if he invited himself into it... Besides... I hear he's not half bad...
151. Kathy said:
Paul Newman used to be the only one on my list. I'm ignoring the whole aging thing, since this isn't really based in reality anyway. So, here goes, in no particular order...
1. Dave Grohl
2. Daniel Craig
3. Paul Newman
4. Clive Owen
5. Michael Phelps
Kate Hudson was on my husband's list, then we actually saw her at a museum opening (with Lance, of course). So sad for him that that is as close as he will get!
152. zanie said:
1. Pierce Brosnan
2. Michael Phelps
3. Karch Kiraly
4. Laird Hamilton
5. Sean Connery - James Bond era
153. Stacy said:
Ewan MacGregor is Scottish, and he is very hot, especially since he had that big ol mole hacked off his forehead.
George Clooney
Harrison Ford, back in the Star Wars days
Clive Owen
used to have Brad Pitt on the list, but he creeps me out now; too bad since the dedicated dad thing is very hot
154. Rachel said:
John Doe
Mark Lanegan
Greg Dulli
Nick Cave
Mike Ness
155. Jill Mormon said:
I shouldn't have looked at that band list. I kind of hate you now. *sigh*
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Christian Bale
3. Clive Owen
4. William Petersen - Yes, Grissom from CSI. I should be embarrassed, I think, but strangely I am not.
5. Ryan Phillipe
156. la_florecita said:
1. Jon Stewart
2. Saul Williams
3. Anthony Bourdain
4. Shakira
I'm leaving it at those 4. There are a ton of other people I think are hot, but can't vouch for their whole package.
157. Vanessa said:
So glad we aren't the only relationship continuing the "Marital Exclusions" policy.
We are each allowed only one exclusion at a time, however, we can change the one exclusion (may take up to 24 hours to take effect, however - you can't see someone hot walking by and say "excuse me, THAT is my marital exclusion, see you later.")
My current exclusion has, and will continue to be, Eddie Vedder - with my husband's full and unconditional support.
158. Sherry said:
In no particular order:
1. David Cook (I know)
2. Blake Lewis (clearly I have a thing for American Idol contestants)
3. Antonio Banderas
4. Alan Rickman dressed as Snape
5. Angelina Jolie
159. Hannah said:
Oooh!
1. Michael Phelps
2. Alan Rickman
3. Michael Phelps
4. Michael Phelps
5. Natalie Couglin (hey, I'm an equal opportunity swimfan)
My husband, when he found out that you could keep such a list said:
1. Those bendy women from the Athleta catalog (srsly - that one! Her leg is behind her head!)
2. Those super cool athletic women from the Title 9 catalog (they could totally take you down with, like, their pinky)
You can tell what's in the pile in our bathroom...
160. Jasi said:
Mine
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Elijah Wood
3. Michael Rosenbaum
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Rachel Weiss
DH's
1,2,5. Milla Jovovich
3,4. Jennifer Connley
161. Nicole said:
Ha...I too have fallen, or sunk, hard for Phelps.
My list:
1. Willaim Peterson - CSI Las Vegas
2. Josh Gates - Destination Truth
3. Michael Phelps
4. Richard Gere - the Pretty Woman years
5. David Duchovny - X-Files
162. Brea said:
I saw #127's list and had to make a revision.
I am bumping Hugh Jackman, in favor of Mark Ruffalo. He and Meg Ryan starred in the soft-core porn movie In The Cut.
*fans self*
163. Emily d. said:
I will look forward to seeing you (and the 40k other people) at outside lands this weekend! It should be fun.
My list is as follows:
- Brad Pitt
- Noah Lowry (pitcher for the SF giants)
- Colin Firth
- Michael Cera when he is 10 years older
- One of the owners at Sebo sushi in San Francisco (Paul Rudd but hotter)
164. Honey said:
Any 5 of the Marley brothers, except Lauryn Hill's man; she's tough.
Which brings me to the reason I came to post:
Do not miss K'Naan on Sunday!
I saw him on tour with Damian and Stephen Marley and was blown away. He grew up in East African and fires the truth right at you. "Never let 'em see you down--smile while you're bleedin'!"
165. misstraceynolan said:
My list is always in flux. It currently looks something like this (in no particular order):
Denzel
Clooney
Charlie Rose
Robert Downey Jr
Obama
I'm seriously considering opening up a spot for Aaron Sorkin. Or Clive Owen. Maybe Clooney's spot. He can get bumped to my Fantasy Dinner Party list with Anderson Cooper, Spike Lee and that Phelps kid.
166. Kristen from Ma said:
Chris Martin? He who enabled Paltrow to reproduce? Bleh!
Daniel Day-Lewis
Ewan MacGregor
Pierce Brosnan
George Clooney
Bono
Yes, I like the Celts.
167. Sara said:
I hate being limited to 5 :) The top 4 are givens on my list, but #5 is a toss up
Adrian Grenier
Matt Damon
George Clooney
Taye Diggs
Justin Timberlake/Daniel Craig/Christian Bale.
If you only get 5 people on your list, why waste a spot with re-listing people? My husband knows that I'd leave him for any of my top 4! :)
168. Rachel said:
I'm cracking up because as I read through the first couple dozen lists I realized your internet readers are all so similar. Not a big suprise but funny. :-)
That being said:
1. Ewen McGreggor
2. Ed Norton
3. Christian Bale
4. Milo Ventimiglieahgilly (How do you spell his name?)
5. I would agree with Phelps, but I read he is a W fan. Gross.
169. Ana C said:
1. My husband
2. My husband
3. My husband
4. My husband
5. My husband
your list may change too if you met the guy ;)
170. Ana C said:
1. My husband
2. My husband
3. My husband
4. My husband
5. My husband
your list may change too if you met the guy ;)
171. Holly said:
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Brad Pitt (circa FIGHT CLUB or MR. & MRS. SMITH)
3. Vince Vaughn
4. Adam Levine
5. Angelina Jolie
172. Emily said:
I totally think Michael Phelps is a hottie, too, and my friends make fun of me because they say he looks like he's got Downs Syndrome. I say no way and the ears are sexy! :)
My list:
1. George Clooney
2. George Clooney
3. George Clooney
4. George Clooney
5. Brad Pitt
173. Brandi Koskie said:
Decided to make a list of hot girl crushes too....
1. Tina Fey
2. Katie Holmes
3. January Jones (Mad Men)
4. Julia Roberts
5. Maggie Gylenhaal
174. Marianne said:
John Krasinski
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
David Boreanaz
Rodney Atkins
And I would switch teams for Sara Ramirez.
Michael Phelps is absolutely drool-inducing, but something's keeping him off my list. Possibly my jealousy at his 12000calorie-a-day requirements.
175. Darci said:
1. George Clooney
2. Michael Phelps - but only if I can change his politics
3. Denzel Washington
4. Will Smith
5. John Corbet
176. amberg said:
1. will smith
2. clive owen
3. jude law
4. bustah rhymes
5. jason mraz
177. Lisa (Strong Rhetoric) said:
Do fictional men count? If so...
1. Fitzwilliam Darcy as himself
2. Colin Firth as Fitzwilliam Darcy
3. James McAvoy as Tom Lefroy
4. John Cusack as Lloyd Dobler
5. John Hamm as Don Draper
More on my list at http://strongrhetoric.blogspot.com/2008/03/by-jove-ive-got-it.html.
178. jennifer said:
- Javier Bardem
- Robert Downy jr
- Steven Colbert
- Andy Garcia
- Luke Wilson
179. The Diva on a Diet said:
1. Lenny Kravitz
2. Mick Jagger (way old, I know, but I mean the 1970's Mick)
3. Johnny Damon (Yankee Damon, not Cro-magnon Damon)
4. George Clooney
5. Vince Vaughn
Fairly generic, but there you are.
180. Amber said:
Michael Phelps has recently been added to my list as well, and the ears and the underbite just enhance his charm for me!
1. Clive Owen
2. Robert Downey, Jr. (lord help me, even with the checkered past, he is a sexy, sexy man)
3. Michael Phelps
4. Anthony Bourdain
5. Josh Holloway (Sawyer on Lost, so dirty hot)
181. Megan said:
1. ryan gosling
2. ryan reynolds
3. christian bale
4. michael phelps
5. brad pitt
p.s. when you go to san fran, check out sharon jones and the dap kings on sunday. that music will make your limbs/body gyrate uncontrollably.
182. Blythe said:
1/Sean Bean
2/Karl Urban
3/Christian Bale
4/Jake Gyllenhaal
5/John Cusack
ULTIMATE LIST!!!
183. Carrie said:
Only five? This is going to be hard.
1. Tori Amos
1. Clive Owen
3. Brangelina (sandwich)
4. Michael Phelps
5. Karina Lombard
One of the words to test whether or not I'm a human visitor is "lay".
And for the Ryan Lochte fans out there: http://jezebel.com/5036655/the-world-of-ryan-lochte-is-one-of-diamond-gr...
184. DoodleB said:
Oh, this is fun. While watching "The Dark Knight" yesterday I told my husband about my new #1.
1) Christian Bale, he makes me feel funny down there
2) John Krasinski, I want to be Pam
3) Joshua Morrow, my boyfriend of 14 years, Nick on Y&R
4) John Cusack, young John looks like my husband, so cute!
5) Matt Damon, love the sensitive action hero
Now I just need my John Cusack looking husband to get home so I can jump him.
185. draagonfly said:
1. Jason Mraz (definitely The Whole Package)
2. Jason Mraz
3. Ashton Kutcher (call me Demi)
4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Google a pic and you'll go "Oh!")
5. Paul Rudd (Another Google and you'll remember)
Those boys on the Abercrombie web site are really something to look at too, but I dunno if you could get them away from a mirror long enough to do any good.
When I was six, I was convinced I would marry the Disney animation of Robin Hood. I'm still thinking about it since my pets have been more reliable than my men.
186. Sheshie said:
1. Brandon Flowers
2. Clive Owen
3. Matt Bellamy
4. Enrique Merciano
5. Josh Duhamel
187. Nhiro said:
I'm gonna be in SF this weekend! I heard about the festival a while back, but we're trying to sight-see (never been to NorCal) so I don't think I'll have time or $$ to attend. Poo.
The only two I have on my list so far are Johnny Depp and Channing Tatum.
I see Hugh Jackman's on a lot of these lists. So incredibly rugged. YUM.
188. jannie said:
Bruce Springsteen
George Clooney
Jon Stewart
Steven Colbert
Mos Def
189. Carrie said:
In my list above, Gerard Butler was knocked out by Michael Phelps.
190. Jill said:
Oh, that Michael Phelps...all I have to say is that I don't much notice his teeth and ears. If you know what I mean... ;)
191. Anonymous said:
Sara 140.
Queer side, you say? That picture just makes me want to peel those U.S. of A Speedos off and explore his Olympic rings a little further.
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/MichaelPhelpsPicture.jpg
192. Jennifer lundgren said:
1. Stephen Colbert
2. Gary Sinese
3. George Clooney
4. Matt Lauer
5. the responsible brother from "Wings"... Tim something?
Now I have to go be myself for a bit....
193. Natalie said:
1. Alan Rickman
2. Alan Rickman
3. Alan Rickman
4. Alan Rickman
5. Severus Snape
(I know the last one is a fictional character, but given that he's played by actors 1-4, I think that greatly improves my chances, yes?)
194. kate said:
1. Ira Glass (don't tell me I need to explain this one)
2. Eddie Vedder
2. George Clooney
3. Jon Stewart
5. John Cusak
195. Jess said:
I love this game!
Right now my list is pretty fluid, but #1 and #2 are always the same:
1. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
2. Cillian Murphy
3. Javier Bardem
4. Apollo Uno (I usually don't go for chin scruff so this one's a little unual for me)
5. Timothy Olyphant
196. BOSSY said:
It's the constant mention of Michael's chronic Attention Deficit Disorder that worries Bossy more than the ears or the teeth. Or maybe that's just Mrs. Phelps ways of routing out bad potential daughter-in-laws.
197. Kelly said:
1. Ben Folds
2. Steve Carell
3. John Stewart
4. Clive Owen
5. Jack White
All Michael Phelps needs is a bag for his head. Everything else would be juuuust fine.
198. rhea said:
In no particular order:
Benicio del Toro
Gerard Butler
Ryan Gosling
James MacAvoy
Jonathan Rhys-Myers
Wouldn't kick 'em outta bed:
John Krasinski
Vincent D'Onofrio
George Clooney
Ryan Reynolds
Of course, all the smokers would have to quit, but you know...
199. Cristina said:
Hmmm...This week the lineup looks like this:
Clive Owen
Anthony Bourdain
George Clooney
Matt Berninger (after seeing the National last week)
Hunter Parrish (anyone watching Weeds? I know he's young, but ooooooohhhh, baby!)
200. Bridge said:
1. Christian Bale
2. Christian Bale
3. Tiger Woods
4. Ashton Kutcher
5. Rob Lowe
201. Jewels said:
1. Jason Statham
2. Matt Damon
3. Mark Paul Gosselaar[....yeah...i know.]
4. Brad Pitt
5. Adam van Koeverden [Canadian Olympic Kayaker]
202. Wonton said:
1. Trent Reznor Yum
2. Gael Garcia Bernal Double yum!!
3. Billy Zane
4. Jon Stewart
5. Neil Gaiman
My list differs a bit from yours in that I would like to keep these people in a cage in my garage. Is that bad? LOL!
203. Liz said:
Ew, the only way I would touch Michael Phelps is if there was a paper bag over his head.
But here is my list you can be grossed out by!
1. James McAvoy
2. Christian Bale
3. Mark Ronson
4. Ewan McGregor
5. Adrien Brody
204. Ellen said:
1. Jessica Alba
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Enrique Iglesias
4. Audrey Tautou
5. Rufus Wainwright
205. emilyi said:
This is hard to narrow to just 5 but here goes:
1. John Krasinski- i'm a huge Office fan and yes i have seen the UK version
2. James McAvoy- That sex scene in Atonement was HOT
3. Colin Firth- I love him in all movies i see him in
4. Matt Damon- Didn't have him on the list until the Bourne series and then it was like... whoa
5. Daniel Craig- James Bond enough said
Famous people i've actually had dreams about (that I remember)
John Krasinski
Johnny Depp
206. houndrat said:
Wow, I don't know---Michael Phelps is such a young pup. I remember when I was like 13 and swimming I had a crush on Rowdy Gains, who is actually the Olympic swimming announcer now. Okay, so now I really feel old. At any rate, I think I even have a photo of the two of us somewhere, back from when I used to stalk him at our local pool.....
But Brad Pitt is a keeper.
I'm seriously jealous of the music fest. It sounds very Coachella-esque. Ah, the good old pre-kid days...kudos to you for going post-kid.
207. Nothing But Bonfires said:
1. Jordan Catalano
2. Jordan Catalano
3. Jordan Catalano
4. Jordan Catalano
5. Jordan Catalano
208. Bertha said:
We saw Fleet Foxes in Boston last month and they were incredible! It's sure to be a great show! They are definitely my favorite new band, possibly surpassing Band of Horses which was my previous favorite new band, even though they aren't that new anymore.
Also:
-Chris Martin (back off, he's mine)
-John Krasinski
-Bono (shut up)
-Jason Bateman
-Kiefer Sutherland
209. Adrienne said:
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Ed Kowalczyk (lead singer of the band Live)
3. Andy Garcia
4. Matthew Macfadyen
5. Eric Bana
210. Rochelle said:
OMG I'll be in SF this weekend. maybe I'll look for you at the show.
211. Sarah said:
This took me a really long time, and I've decided that the fifth position will be rotating:
1. John Krasinski
2. Craig Krenzel
3. Christian Bale
4. George Clooney
5. Matt Grevers
212. Laura said:
1. Jon Stewart
2. Harry Connick Jr.
3. Ed Robertson (Barenaked Ladies)
4. Tony Hawk
4. Matthew Perry (Because he IS just like Chandler Bing)
hmmmmm... yep, I lean towards the dork side!
Phelps is growing on me, and may join my guilty pleasure list... of the youngin's..
Shia Lebeouf, Phil of the Future..(sorry never bothered to look up his name), Justin Timberlake...
213. Joanne said:
1. Jason Statham
2. Matt Damon
3. Wentworth Miller
4. David Cook
5. Erick Lindgren (poker player)
214. Jenny said:
David Duchovny
Dave Matthews
Ewan McGregor
Robert Downy Jr.
Did I mention David Duchovny?
I am SO addicted to Californication. Anyone else watch it?
215. Tasha said:
I didn't have an official list before. But these comments have definitely inspired me.
Jason Statham
Daniel Craig
Clive Owen (I like them Brits)
Sawyer from Lost
Brad Pitt from Fight Club (I also like them dirty)
I don't need them in any particular order. Just one at a time so I can savor, please.
216. LizandBoys said:
STING...he's always been my number 1
Harrison Ford
Taye Diggs
Johnny Depp
Cal Ripken, Jr. (retired Baltimore Orioles Catcher...not only does he have DREAMY BLUE eyes, but he's a great guy)
I still dream of the day Sting knocks on my door and takes me away...my husband knows I'm waiting.
217. cevec said:
Dave Matthews
James Gandolfini
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Johnny Depp
Michael Phelps
218. Amanda said:
1. Idina Menzel
2. Sutton Foster
3. David James Elliot
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. and, I'm sorry to say, Mario Lopez.
<3
219. Jenni said:
Okay. I know this is totally cheating, but I'm a Capricorn/only child. I cannot for the life of me make a decision.
1. Ben Affleck and Casey Affleck
2. Jude Law and James McAvoy
3. Michael Vartan and Raoul Bova
4. Owen Wilson and Luke Wilson
5. Snoop Dogg and Dave Matthews. (Do you think they'd do it?)
It's all about the voice.
220. Corinne said:
Hilarious. Phelps has totally gotten into my top ten but not my five... Those are as follows...
1. Jason Lewis
-Smith from Sex & the City. Smokin hot, and sensitive & committed too.
2. Paul Rudd
-been a sucker for him since he was wearing flannel in Clueless. and he's hilarious.
3. John Mayer
-soulmate, possibly?
4. Ryan Gosling
-Totally charming, self-assured, passionate, good with words, SIGN ME UP.
5. Aaron Peirsol
-Obviously a new entry, and he gets in because obviously he would be good in bed. He's just how I like em, ripped but humble.
P.S. The choice of Nastia Liukin up there is killing me.
221. Joe Girl said:
Ah - the list. At this very moment (because it changes daily):
Christian Bale
David Hyde Pierce (I always fall for the funny guy)
Eric McCormack
Steven Sabados
Clinton Kelly
Not sure WHY, but 3 of 5 of these men are gay.
Maybe more? I do like a challenge ;)
222. Nina said:
Aaron Peirsol
Gavin Rossdale
Michael Phelps
John Krasinski
Aaron Peirsol
I think we should also be allowed to have a few replacements. I mean, someone needs to stand up if one the top five is for some reason unable to perform..
223. kalisa said:
For the longest time, I wasn't allowed a list because I handled celeb visits at St. Jude, and got to meet tons of celebrities. So that kind of cancelled me out b/c of the "you could never, ever meet them in any chance social occasion" clause.
But today, I have:
1. Harry Connick Jr
2. Jon Stewart
3. James McAvoy
4. Jesse L. Martin
5. Hugh Laurie
224. Bunny said:
1. Jeff Tweedy
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Ewan McGregor
4. James McAvoy (something about that Scottish brogue...)
5. Conor Oberst (#5 used to be Beck until I found out he was a Scientologist...)
225. Katie said:
1. Michael Schoeffling
2. John Krasinksi
3. Kyle Chandler
4. Sting
5. David Duchovney
226. CherBear said:
1. Lewis Black (smart, funny, and sexy)
2. Dennis Leary (see number 1)
3. Alan Rickman
4. Liam Neeson
5. Geovany Soto (go Cubs!)
227. Robyn said:
1. George Clooney
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
3. Edward Norton
4. David Duchovny
5. James McAvoy
I'm a sucker for the smoldering eyes/bit of rebel type.
228. Sarah said:
No order:
Christian Bale
Gabriel Macht
Sendil Ramamurthy (um.yum.)
Jake Gyllenhaal
Luke Wilson
229. Kimberly C said:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Ani Difranco
4. Harrison Ford (yeah, 9 year old little girl crush)
5. David Bowie, circa the Labrinth. I don't know if I spelled that right.
230. Candy said:
1. Antonio Bandaras
2. Brad Pitt
3. Matt Damon
4. Jon Bon Jovi
5. co-worker not to be named here in case any of my co-workers (or my husband) happen to be reading it
231. Kate said:
Sting
Ryan Gosling
Jake Gylenhaal
Young Vince Vaughn, not old fat Jennifer Aniston dating one
Sting again
232. Kaylyn said:
Charlie Hunnam (Green Street Hooligans)
Gerard Butler
Ryan Gosling
Christian Bale
Brad Pitt
In no particular order! =)
233. Sarah said:
Funny, some friends and I just had this conversation a couple months ago!
1. Ryan Gosling
2. Christian Bale
3. John Krasinski
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Gael Garcia Bernal
Jon Stewart and James McAvoy are alternates, occasionally replacing someone on the list depending on my mood :)
234. Yecats said:
1. Colin Firth (any time, any place, BUT...i do have a think for accents, so he may be a dud in real life)
2. John Cusack (any time, any place)
3. Ryan Reynolds (BEFORE he went and flushed is mind down the shitter and got involved with that twit S. J.)
4. Ryan Gosling (right about the time if saw that sex scene from "The Notebook" for the 1st time). Yummmmmm...
5. Clive Owens in "I, Croupier" only. Ok, maybe a little bit in a few of his other films, but...
6. Ed Norton (in all but "The Italian Job".
7. John Corbet (as "Aidan" when he was on SATC).
235. jenny said:
Damn! I forgot Jason Bateman and Zach Braff! Ok, David Duchovny only gets one spot now, and I guess Robert Downy Jr gets bumped to an honorable mention ...
236. Karen said:
I've written about my Top 5 Laminated on my blog before. It's a constant revolving door, but you can view my latest here:
http://knaphrodesiac.blogspot.com/2008/05/laminate-this.html
237. Cat said:
Okay, as a 44 year old mom, having a recent hot (VERY HOT) dream about the Phelps seemed a bit Mrs. Robinson. But, wow, that wetsuit sure does play up the attributes.
1. Hugh Jackman
2. Viggo Mortenson
3. Keanu Reeves
4. Mike Alstott (former Tampa Bay Buc)
5. Daniel Craig
238. Larissa said:
I agree with you on Michael Phelps...he knocked Clive Owen off my number one spot. http://larissagaston.typepad.com/blog/2008/08/move-over-clive.html
239. ken said:
1. Ms Russo, of course.
2. Helen Hunt
3. Susan Sarandon
4. Lorrie Moore (she's an author and I loves her)
5. Miranda July
240. LindsMaru said:
1- Dave Matthews
2- Brendan Fraser (as long as he's not GOOFING around)
3- John Ondrasik
4- Vin Diesel
5- Richie Sexon
::I'm interested in seeing if any of these men show up on anyone else's list!::
241. Caren said:
1. Mike Mills of R.E.M.
2. Jennifer Garner
3. David Tennant
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Clive Owen
242. Jess said:
Mine comes in video form:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fHjj9OAXs
I defy any of you to make hanging out with your list your job. ;-)
243. kassielou said:
1. Clive Owen
2. John Cusack
3. Eric Bana
4. George Clooney
5. David Bowie in Labryinth (I'm still 10 sometimes)
244. Bertie said:
1.Eddie Vedder
2.John Krasinski
3.Johnny Depp
4.Ryan Gosling
5.John Travolta (in Grease, not current bloated and crying on Oprah Travolta)
245. Annalise said:
Similarly, my boyfriend and I have a list of celebrities that could make a special appearance at a hypothetical threesome. Among them are Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johannson and Claire Daines. But this weekend I finally managed to get him to agree to put a man on that list. That man was Michael Phelps. He can't be beat.
246. Beth said:
Not only is Michael Phelps on my list, my husband said he would watch the kids.
247. Retta said:
I have been on a netflix Christian Bale renting frenzy as of late...
1. Christian Bale
2. John Krasinski
3. Eduardo Verástegui
4. Eric Bana
5. Matthew Fox
248. Kyle said:
@ Jeff: Don't worry, you still got the title of first straight guy posting!
@ Heidi: No, I've never seen Sin City, actually! It's mostly from LOTR (I KNOW, don't say it!), and just pictures of him I've seen on the internet!
@ Ben #134: LOL! RIGHT THERE WITH YOU.
And after reading through the other lists, I realize I've missed MATT DAMON, JAMIE BELL, and no one mentioned the HAMM TWINS (possibly together? maybe?) with all this Michael Phelps hooplah!
OH, and the only woman I'd go straight for? KATE WINSLET! I've been in love with her since Titanic, and no one has yet to unseat her from her throne! AND, I'd take her over ANY GUY ON MY LIST. Seriously. I love her that much.
249. jennielynn said:
1. Eric Stoltz
2. Vin Diesel
3. The Rock (I know, don't judge me!)
4. Lyle Lovett (Stop judging, damnit!)
5. Viggo Mortenson
250. Lene said:
1. Clive Owen
2. Craig Ferguson
3. Russell Crowe
4. Sean Connery (yes, I know he could be my father, but I don't know any women who wouldn't entertain - a-hem - Sean given the chance)
5. Isabella Rosseline (I'm about as straight as they come, but seriously - this woman's not just beautiful, she's got a fascinating mind)
251. diablaroja said:
1. Chris Martin
2. Jon Stewart
3. James McAvoy
4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
5. Michael Phelps
252. Candi said:
Has anyone even mentioned any of the other swimmers on the U.S. swim team...See 1&2 below:
1. Jason Lezak (WOW!!)
2. Aaron Piersol
3. Taye Diggs (WHOA!)
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Christian Bale
253. heaths.b said:
1. benny hill
2. wilford brimely
3. peter sellers
4. dom deloiuse
5. gilbert godfried
haha, had you going didn't i?
1. heath ledger
2. leo dicaprio
3. johnny depp
4. jimmy fallon
5. christian bale
254. IMQOTFU said:
1) Chris Cornell-singer (Soundgarden, Audioslave)
2) Josh Holloway-actor (LOST)
3) Michael Ian Black-comedian, actor
4) P. Allen Smith-gardner
5) Dr. Henry Lee- Forensic Scientist
I know, I know, all over the place. But I love them all for so many reasons and would to roll them all up into one delicious dish! BTW, I am single if anyone can set me up with any.all of the above fab 5.
255. Amy in Ohio said:
1. John Cusack
2. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
3. Clive Owen
4. Aaron Piersol (he's my Olympic souvenir)
5. Colin Firth
256. ByllD said:
Are you famous enough, Heather? Based on the rule that the best lays are the craziest women, you have to be number one on my list.
257. JessicaB said:
1. Drew Carey--I've had a crush on him since age 12. I know.
2. Luke Wilson
3. Clive Owen
4. Peter Sarsgaard
5. Joshua Jackson
258. Tess said:
1.Patrick Dempsey
2.Benjamin Bratt
3.The Rock
It's a short list, but oh so good...
259. Lauren said:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
3. Leonardo DiCaprio
4. Gavin Rossdale
5. Mike "The Miz" from Real World season 10. I'm sorry - he is just gorgeous *hides in shame!*
260. Candy said:
I would also like to know why my list has to be kept to just 5?
The world mourns my celebacy.
261. Stacy said:
~Colin Farrell
~Ewan McGregor
~Johnny Depp
~Jude Law
~Gene Kelly (when he was alive and young - just watch Singin' in the Rain and tell me he isn't hot!).
262. Taylor said:
1. Jason Castro
2. John Mayer
3. Adam Levine
4. David Beckham
5. Ryan Gosling
263. Becky said:
Gerard Butler
Angelina Jolie
Prince William
Matt Damon
Taye Diggs
264. Kristine said:
My list is ever-changing but as it is right now:
1. Keith Urban (come on, he can sing or talk to me all night long)
2. Jason Taylor (football player - good gracious - just watching him dance had me drooling, seeing him in his football uniform & playing = ridiculousness)
3. Ryan Reynolds (Holy @#%^ the dude's been working out and oh how funny he is)
4. Rupert Everett (have always had this "thing" for him since My Best Friend's Wedding)
5. Dylan McDermott (same as Rupert, just something about him is sexy, hot)
PS - I'm on the Phelps bandwagon too, what a little cutie pie.
265. hello haha narf said:
dwayne the rock johnson
tim allen
chris cagle (country singer)
kurt russell
brian urlacher (linebacker)
(thanks for the new music tips...i'll check them out at home)
266. Lisa Marie said:
At Outside Lands Festival, try to get there early on saturday to check out Rupa and the April Fishes. They're a local SF band with a great sound, Rupa sings in english, spanish and french and their music makes me want to dance.
267. LilSass said:
I struggle with this list quite frequently AS THOUGH it's gonna come true. Whatever. You never know.
1. Brooke Burke
2. Lenny Kravitz
3. Ed Harris
4. Wentworth Miller
5. Shia LaBeouf
268. Ava's nanny said:
1. Joe Anderson (Across the Universe)
2. Andrew Lincoln (Love, Actually)
3. Jake Gyllenhaal (Donnie Darko)
4. Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
5. Jim Sturgess (Across the Universe)
Heath Ledger used to be on there but I'm not so much into necrophelia.
Regina Spektor is amazing in concert- she plays awesome songs that aren't on her cds. I am so very jealous.
269. Rachel said:
In no particular order:
1) Olivier Martinez (from Unfaithful)
2) Brad Pitt and Angelina, at the same time.
3) Salma Hayek
4) Penelope Cruz
5) Marg Helgenberger
270. Candy said:
And I am beginning to think you should pay someone to tally the top 10. Love to know...
271. Candice said:
1. Aaron Eckhart (even when he only has half a face)
2. Blair Underwood
3. David Duchovny
4. Brad Pitt
5. Justin Timberlake
I have to say, some of these lists make me choke with laughter esp Alan Rickman as Snape and David Bowie in Labyrinth.
272. anna said:
If you mean, by "bigger than me," actual physical size, then you will have to take Brad Pitt off that list. My husband and I saw him on our first date about four years ago. The dude is tiny. Tiny, compact, ultra muscular, but cannot be more than 5'10 IRL, and his thighs are like the size of my arm.
273. Rachel B said:
1. Edward Norton
2. Michael Phelps (Funny but I added him to my list this past week too!)
3. Sascha Radetsky
4. John Mayer
5. Josh Holloway
274. geminijen said:
Congrats on getting Coco in the ring with sheep! It's so awesome to see a dog's natural instinct and ability turn on!!
my list?
1. John Stewart
2. Stephen Colbert
3. Benicio del Toro
4. Gael Garcia Bernal
5. One of the young American divers with the slim build and luscious hips jutting from his diving pants. *yum!*
275. Kris said:
1. Trent Reznor
2. Johnny Depp
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Heath Ledger
5. Jon Stewart
276. diablaroja said:
I so almost forgot this one...he may trump all of them:
Jon Hamm (Don Draper from "Mad Men")
Yummy.
277. maggie said:
robert downey, jr.
jeffrey dean morgan (or, as i like to call him, taller robert downey, jr.)
mary-louise parker
kate winslet
maureen o'hara! (circa The Parent Trap)
fo sho.
278. Caroline said:
I missed my chance to see Fleet Foxes in Austin, and heard they put on a great show.
Wilco always puts on a great show.
I'm extremely jealous of you right now.
279. trish said:
At the risk of you never visiting my blog because I have such odd taste in men, here it goes (the list is not necessarily in order):
1. Simon Cowell
2. Hugh Laurie
3. Hugh Jackman
4. The Rock
5. Andris Biedrins from the Golden State Warriors.
280. sarah said:
1. Matt Damon
2. John Krasinski
3. Katherine Moennig
4. Casey Affleck
5. Tom Brady
Until football season starts, I suppose I would replace Tom Brady with Michael Phelps. But after a few touchdown passes...
wow, 4 out of 5 from Boston (or with a Boston connection). That was not on purpose!
281. sundance moods said:
1. Christian Bale
2. Alan Rickman
3. Jeremy Irons
4. Josh Hollaway
5. Eric Stolz
I know Alan Rickman and Jeremy Irons are the oddballs out but there is just something about them that I love...
282. Krista said:
1. Toby Keith
2. Dwayne Johnson (or The Rock, whichever you prefer; I'll take both)
3. Trace Adkins
4. Kirk Barton (#69 - Chicago Bears)
5. D'Brickashaw Ferguson (#60 - NY Jets)
Yeah, I like 'em big. :)
283. Sami said:
My boyfriend and I play this game too:
1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Mark Ruffalo
3. Jimmy Stewart circa Anatomy of a Murder
4. Dustin Hoffman circa The Graduate
5. Cillian Murphy ONLY as the character in 28 Days Later, post haircut.
It's funny how it always seems to be five!
284. Amy said:
Chris Cornell, before he got all wimpy in Audioslave. And before he cut his hair. Well, he's still hot even with short hair, so whatever.
Edward Norton--I had NO IDEA so many people agreed with me on this one.
Alan Rickman
Ethan Hawke
Joseph Fiennes
285. Jill said:
1. Selma Hayak
2. Penelope Cruz
3. Angelia Jolie, a popular choice for good reason
4. Dara Torres, to keep with the olympic theme
5. Anderson Cooper, my switch hitter choice
286. Cristina said:
oh damn.
I just looked at that line-up for Outside Lands and I am seething with jealousy.
I am super impressed you have seen Radiohead 10 times, and I can't wait to hear your review--I saw them a week ago at the All Points West Festival in NJ: Freakin' Amazing
Don't know if you are a Black Keys fan, but I saw them last week in Brooklyn and they ROCK.
Have fun!
287. trish said:
I saw someone say you should pay someone to tally all these votes. I'd do it for you. But I won't do it without you saying you want it. But it would totally satisfy my need for organization.
288. Nicole said:
1. Billy Joel...don't judge me.
2. Scarlett Johanson....HOMg curves
3. Tina Fey...Sexy in the brains and body :D
4. Damien Rice..oh the voice!
5. Keith Urban...Cowboy pants. oh man.
I debated putting you on the list. Then I sincerely apologized for being such a creeper. But you are a beautiful woman!
289. Sarah said:
What's with all the Krasinski? I just don't get it.
1. Lawrence Fishburne
2. Benicio Del Toro
3. Harvey Keitel
4. Tom Selleck/Burt Reynolds, minus moustache (it's the chest rug...meow..)
5. Daniel Craig
I like badasses. Sometimes old badasses.
290. lizzie said:
1. Ira Glass
2. Caesar Millan (the dog whisperer)
3. YoYo Ma
yes, i am the biggest nerd in the universe.
but number 4 is...
4. George Clooney
291. aklafnravn said:
Since I am on the Olympics bandwagon, mine are all from the team:
Aaron Piersol (his receding hairline really does something for me???)
Dara Torres (at 47 I am jealous of her!)
Joe Hagerty
292. Riking Girl said:
Sean Penn (since Into the Wild)
Jim Sturgess (since Across the Universe)
Joqquin Phoenix
Ed Norton
James McAvoy (since Atonement)
Honorable Mention (everyone should have 10 just in case):
Matthew Fox
Anderson Cooper
Val Kilmer
John Cusack
Steve Carell
293. Jennifer said:
1. John Corbett
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Matt Damon
4. John Krasinski
5. You??? Okay, that was awkward...
294. Anonymous said:
Sorry for being late to the party - but I just read your blog on dopplegangers. I dont get the other comparisons - but I DO think Jon looks like the British Comedian Steve Coogan......is Jon funny too??
295. sjcb said:
in no particular order:
john krasinski
jake gyllenhaal/however you spell it
ryan gosling
christian bale
jon stewart
296. teresa said:
Okay... apparently humor trumps a lot for me. Here are my five:
5. David Hyde Pierce (an Niles, please)
4. Ryan Stiles
3. Johnny Depp
2. Orlando Bloom (I'll take elf or pirate version)
1. John Hannah (listen to him reading the W.H. Auden poem in Four Weddings and a Funeral with that Scottish accent and tell me you wouldn't jump all over it.)
297. VinnyGirl said:
Not necessarily in this order....
1. George Clooney
2. Jude Law
3. Pierce Brosnan
4. Bon Jovi
5. Steve Tyler
Sigh. Now I will never get any work done.
298. monica said:
Patrick Dempsey
Josh Holloway
John Krasinski
Trent Reznor
And did I mention Patrick Dempsey already?
299. andieeast said:
In order from first to last, even though at this point in time I've been separated for two months and when I used to bring it up, he was so not okay with it BUT
1. Spencer Krug
2. Jake Gyllenhal (drool)
3. Tim Leong (comic foundry,not sure if this counts as a celebrity but don't think I'll ever meet him)
4. Giovanni Ribisi
5. David Duchovny (for x-files sake)
300. freddygirl said:
My own opinion is the Brad Pitt looks like he drools. And not in a good way.
1. Colin Firth
2. John Cusack
3. Matthew McFayden
4. David Cubitt
5. Ed Norton
301. Lisa said:
1. Bill Murray circa Lost in Translation
2. Ray Liotta circa Good Fellas
3. The guy from that new Lacoste commercial (bet he smells great)
4. Moe Berg from Pursuit of Happiness
5. Tom Cruise circa anything prior to 2005