I love how the dogs can treat each other this way but know that if they ever tried this with me or Jon they’d be boiled, processed, and then ground into fertilizer. I’m guessing that this exact scene will happen one day between Leta and her little sister, and when it does I’ll let them [...]
“Are you going to write about how you had to call me to come to your rescue because you drove the car into a pole?” “I didn’t technically drive it ‘into’ a pole. I’d prefer to call it ‘scraping.’ I scraped a pole.” “Doesn’t matter. I just find it funny that the nagger in this [...]
It’s been snowing for three days straight, and combined with all the other snow that’s already on the ground and the constant overcast sky, it makes for a somewhat gray, dirty, and solemn backdrop to life. I could use a palm tree right about now.
About a year ago when we took a “vacation” to San Diego (I use the term “vacation” here interchangeably with “nightmare”), I picked up a bottle of lemongrass and lavender body lotion at the Loews Coronado Bay Resort that was the best smelling body lotion I have ever used. Problem is you can’t get that [...]