This makes me as uncomfortable as I used to get when I would hear the sloshing going on in my parents’ bedroom because of certain things taking place on the waterbed. Some things you just DO NOT NEED TO KNOW.
This is one of many wedding rings I own, something I picked up at either Walmart or Target for under twenty bucks. I’ve written about this before, how neither of us owns a traditional wedding ring because I’d rather use that kind of money on a kitchen remodel or to send a kid to college. [...]