• http://www.heatherdotcom.com heather{dot}com

    Us husband fuckers are always going around causing trouble. It’s the ones who aren’t fucking their husbands who keep the world going.

    Please let “populating the entire world with my uterus” be your next blog header.

  • http://www.lifedelicious.net MamaCass

    The last sentence just made me laugh out loud. But really, why in the world would someone who feels like that take the time to read your blog and write you a letter? Wouldn’t everyone be better off if they just chose a different outlet? I don’t get it.

  • http://www.thesupergoddess.com Brittany E.

    I always told my older brother that the only reason you have a second child is because you are not satisfied with the first :)

  • Danielle



    Someone actually SENT that to you? I don’t get it – why are people taking the time to read your blog if it just makes them angry?

    To any of you out there who are ever contemplating writing a similarly ridiculous message to Heather (or any other blogger for that matter), do yourself and the rest of us a favour: shut down your computer and walk away. We just aren’t that into what you have to say.

  • Katie

    This post was such a great pick me up for a boring Friday afternoon at the office! I tend to think you’d be somewhat offended by certain hate-mailers, but somehow I think this one was pure entertainment for you.

  • Anna C

    Heather…. I have been reading dooce and blurbomat for awhile and I have never had the desire to comment until now. This is the most ridiculous thing ever!!!
    Me and my Chris Martin look a like husband think these people are CHODES!!!
    I am now going to finish my glass of wine in your honor. May someone give you an awesome foot rub tonight.

  • http://www.blogobeth.com Beth

    OMG! I laughed so hard at this email. It really reminds me of some of the English papers I receive from my students (except they don’t usually swear). I’m sure this person meant to be serious, but that is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. You need to frame that one right there.

  • Res

    From one husband fucker to another – Good on ya!

  • Curlsz

    uhh scary!!! i love that they said YOU have nothing to do – as they take time out of their very fulfilled life to email a useless piece of junk your way…

  • Erin

    I can’t believe that someone would write that. Yes, times are hard and many people can’t find two nickels to rub together, but they shouldn’t take it out on those who have income, even if the means are less “traditional” than normal.

    I have been reading your blog since Leta was a tiny toddler and have loved every second of it even though I don’t fit in your demographic at all. (maybe it’s why I love it so much) Keep doing what you do!

  • Ashley

    LOL thats just too funny. Really what an idiot.

  • Jillian

    So, I am a new Dooce reader. I actually saw you for the first time on the Today show this week. I’ve been reading your blog, and trying to catch up. I am a stay home mother of two and have laughed out load at many of you posts. So far I’ve really enjoyed it.

    Did I miss something? I don’t quite get the “slut” comment.

  • http://www.thehappypill.typepad.com sara p.

    To piss more people off, I think you should add a Bourbon countdown ticker to the site. Every day, it’d count down to your first Makers Mark of the new post-second-child incubation world.

    Sidenote: Love your tits in that top. (Name that movie.)

  • Nancy in MN

    he he he – husband fuckers – i am totally uncontrollably giggling as I type – ugg you crack me up!!

  • http://luckythireenandcounting.com Sandi

    I fucking hate the anonymous haters! One of my bigger blog friends told me when the trolls start coming, you will know you’ve arrived. I can’t even imagine what YOU have to deal with! HOLY SHIT!

    Thank you for sharing that little gem with us.

    As for “emergency preparedness”, Oh my Hell, I was laughing my ass off. As a disgruntled Mormon myself, I totally get you. TOO FUNNY

  • Mary_n_VT

    I am delurking for this one…lol…This was the funniest post evah….I cackled like a fool for more than a few minutes…

  • Laura

    Hey, even if there was a lack of apostrophes, at least he used the correct your/you’re/yore! Although, I haven’t seen “yore” used very often these past few decades or so. That would have been interesting!

  • Tess

    How do you do that? How do you just laugh it off? Damn Heather! You are one tough classy broad.

  • Melissa

    Wow, I hardly know why I’d comment after 143 others have thrown their two cents in…but here I go!
    As a recovering Mormon 5 months pregnant myself, CHEERS to emergency preparedness! (or, hold the CHEERS for a few more months) That was fabulous. I just found your blog recently and I love it! I look forward to your posts everyday.

  • http://starchymarie.blogspot.com Marie

    Whatever, you are awesome.

  • http://jerrysweetsucks.blogspot.com pam

    I wish if you have to get hate mail it could at least be pithy and well written. Is that too much to ask?

  • http://www.CookingSchoolConfidential.com CookingSchoolConfidential.com

    Is there no depths to which the human mind will not sink? If nothing else, the Internet has sure taught us the answer to that question is, sadly, no.

    C’est la vie.

  • http://www.thesupergoddess.com Brittany

    P.s-I was so excited to come see you in Hollywood for the booktour. Then I saw that it is the week before my wedding, and I was so dissapointed. Can you come twice? Please. No? Ok.

  • http://www.tri4ever.blogspot.com cheryl

    you are a braver woman than I-
    I can’t take hate mail-even from illiterate hillbillys!

    Only you could turn it around and make it into a great post. Keep up the great work.

  • Amy

    I don’t want to encourage this sort of hate mail, but a fantastic post would be an “interview” with this hate mailer. I am dying to know exactly what sort of a whack-job of a human wrote that.

    I’m not a husband-fucker at the moment, but you can be sure I aspire to be one.

    Keep up the good work, Dooce.

  • http://ryrysays.blogspot.com ryry

    Just wanted to say that recently – in pics and on the posted videos – I love your hair! Great cut, nice color and styles.

  • http://lifeawaiting.blogspot.com/ Angelica

    You get funny hate mail from very stupid people. And I agree with Sara P #152 a Bourbon ticker would be awesome and would surely piss people off. I didn’t know that having two children made you Mormon…lol…love the blog…truly!!!

  • http://cowjumpmoon.blogspot.com Shalini

    Husband Fuckers UNITE!

    (I want a t-shirt that says that!)

  • Jen

    Heather, you rock!

  • http://www.twitter.com/alissaaa alissa

    You mean you aren’t having a second kid for the tax deduction like everyone else?

  • Jen

    Nothing but….LOL!

  • http://www.westyfamily.blogspot.com Allison

    People are so dense, yeah I think we should be listening to that person, they sound like they know what a true slut is.

    Your interview was awesome, your new pregnant picture looks awesome, you are just plain awesome Heather.

  • kelsey

    the hilarity ensues! i don’t get why these people even write to you…seems a little hypocritical for them to admit they’re even reading your site. you’re awesome, they’ll get theirs, karma’s a b!tch!

  • http://oddgoodtrue.blogspot.com Cupcake Murphy

    You good fer nuthin FREE RIDER. Worse than Pol Pot, you are! The way you have sex with (more like SCREW!) only one man who is your husband. It’s like you’re a prostitue or something or other. Going around and having two children without asking others if you could do so. You’re terrible! — Thank you for sharing that hatemail which I personally think should be called I Love Reading How Stupid You Are Mail. I love your blog! Bravo Free Rider Slut!

  • http://www.musheroo.com Musheroo

    How do you deal with e-mails like that?! Gah, more than taking those to heart, they would simply infuriate me. Why do people waste their time making a fool of themselves?

    I just don’t get it.

    P.S.) I can’t wait to see you in Denver!!! :D

  • Rachel

    Heather you are hilarious! I laugh my ass off regularly on this blog…and that’s not at you (well, not all the time at least), but because of your writing style. The world needs more people who can let stupid ass comments, like those you often receive, roll off their back.

    I am no longer a lurker thanks to that post…about damn time on my end!

  • Lizzy

    Oh for the love of…

    How can people this stupid live? One would think their lack of brain cells would have killed them by now.

    “Hey y’all… watch this!”

    p.s. I’ll drink heavily for you. I’ve already over-populated the earth with three well-read citizens. I’m going to hell in a handbag.

  • Mia C.

    My God. Not only did you fuck him, but YOU LOVED IT too? That made my day.

  • http://www.erinsings.com Erin

    best interpretation of emergency preparedness of all time!

    makes me almost want to have my own emergency kit…i mean kid. but i think i’ll just count on all those extras everyone else is having.

  • http://www.therednine.blogspot.com Sunny

    What is wrong with people?!

    That person needs to be hit (with a book) (a thick book) right smack in the back of the head. Repeat as necessary.

    My goodness. What a friggin’ idiot!

    I think your blog is honest and appreciated. Bravo.

  • http://bohemianfrenchcountry.blogspot.com/ LIndsey

    I enjoy reading your site. Thats about all I need to know about you it really doesn’t matter if I agree or disagree with you….why do so many people feel it’s their right to comment on your life? And why is there way of life right and yours wrong? Also has this person actually ever read your blog? I’m so confused and lost now haha

  • http://theopenwindow1.blogspot.com/ Kathleen

    Stunned! I wonder what the weirdos would say about me – four kids, five actually – one in Heaven…. Or my sister in law – 9 kids… More grandkids than I can count.

    What is with people. Kids are a blessing and if you need room to raise them, we have plenty of room in the Midwest…

    Great post. Yeah, I’m a WIFE who loves her husband… Ha!

  • Sweet Herald

    At least they correctly spelled “you’re.”
    Married, pregnant sluts in boots! Lawd.

  • Juanita

    Oh woman! I wish I was able to go to your book signing when you come to Chicagoland :( I am going to be on vacation (if you can call it that since I am unemployed!)

    I am going to buy your book before I go on vacation so I can read it on Ft Myers Beach and try to keep an eye on my 3 toddler kids at the same time. Moms are multi taskers ya know!

    On a side note- I think it would be funny for you to have a 4th section each day where you just post funny posts/emails/twitters/etc that you receive . You have to receive so many each day!

    Love your website!

  • http://blog.reshmispage.com Reshmi

    Hahah, this just made my day!! I love your sarcasm!!

  • http://www.crustybeef.blogspot.com CRUSTYBEEF

    WOW! That’s a fabulous comment. I will admit that I suck ass at puncuation and although I loved english in college and HS I still don’t have then and than down pat, or puncuation..but nice comment from this dirty elbowed broad.

    I’m assuming but most women that write the word slut to someone they’ve never met, nor are friends with, have dirty elbows and knees.

    Why do I have a feeling she’s been called worse.

    Glad you have good humor about it as I’d be all blotchy and all, wtf, and all like, where’s the bud lite how dare this bitch.

    Then again if that did ever happen to be the case in my comment field, it would probably be from my “best friend” or her husband.

    Enemies closer..sounds like this broad wants to be your bestest friend.


  • Andia M

    A friend of mine turned me on to your site. I love how honest and funny you are!

  • http://www.hootenannie.com hootenannie

    Sigh. I love you. :)

  • Kristen from MA

    Fuck the haters, Heather! Fuck ‘em!

  • AGreenEyeDevil

    Multiple children = kidney supply = Mormon Emergency Preparedness, Dooce you remain the Queen of Snark!!!

    By the way, any chance we can have 2 Chuck pics a day…PLEZ.