Me: “What is this?”
Jon: “That? That’s Leta’s fart machine.”
Me: “Where did she get a fart machine?”
Jon: “Don’t look at me. She spent last week with your people.”
Me: “What do you mean my people?”
Jon: “Let’s put it this way: you don’t ever see anyone on my side of the family using the roof of a house as a diving board.”
Me: “That’s not fair. He only did that twice.”
