After a week with the Hamiltons
Me: "What is this?"
Jon: "That? That's Leta's fart machine."
Me: "Where did she get a fart machine?"
Jon: "Don't look at me. She spent last week with your people."
Me: "What do you mean my people?"
Jon: "Let's put it this way: you don't ever see anyone on my side of the family using the roof of a house as a diving board."
Me: "That's not fair. He only did that twice."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
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- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
