This morning I helped Jon (as much as I could) move everything out of the basement and onto the patio in the backyard so that the carpet installers could get at the floors. Jesus, we have a lot of crap. In fact, most of that stuff is Leta’s, and that’s after combing through her belongings and thinning them out by about 75%. This afternoon everything goes back in, and if I weren’t pregnant that process would be followed by one giant margarita. Instead it will be followed by one giant face-plant into bed.