• J. Bo

    Best. Pregnancy. Photos. Ever.

  • Amy


  • http://hardtobehuman.blogspot.com/ Amy

    The PBR really sets it off. A hearty pat on the back to Jon for supplying (I assume) the cigarette from his secret stash…just a guess. Though I hope you walked into the gas station and bought both the beer and smokes with your belly hanging out. The cashier probably tried to drag you to church.

  • http://www.myspace.com/taranewhole Tara Newhole

    VERY Courtney Love. LOVE IT!

  • http://www.grafficgeorgiamom.blogspot.com Andee

    I LOVE the pictures! Especially the one of you facing front. Your belly is so pretty!

    And I’m not preggers, but I love those donuts, so don’t keep them all to yourself. :-)

  • http://www.highlandscotherns.blogspot.com Kaylyn

    Oh my GOD heather, those pictures are hilarious! I just love that you and Jon have such an awesome sense of humor!

    I can’t wait to read the comments of the jackass’ out there who think you were really smoking that cigarette. I bet they will be great!

  • http://corn-bean.com linlah

    Not sure if you know this but your trailer trash is showing

  • Angela


  • Cortney


  • http://uncouthheathen.com uncouthheathen

    That first one reminds me of Bette Davis in What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

  • http://maggie.coffeeshopmafia.com Maggie

    You crack me up.

  • Maura

    This post is exactly why i read this blog. I was laughing out loud in my office at work.

    Love it.

  • http://canikeepit.typepad.com The Furry Godmother

    Those photos are priceless. Will they be framed for the baby’s room? The only thing that could have made them better would be some ink of an arrow pointing down from the navel and old english script that reads, “FUN HOUSE”.

  • http://retsbew.com AmyElle

    OMG, I couldn’t stop laughing! Seriously, tears and gasping for air type laughing. You are hilarious. You made my day Heather. The pics are priceless. I had to show this to my fiance. And yes, please, please! post some of the responses that are negative. I have no doubts there will be some. It’s really too bad that some people just don’t have a good sense of humor and take life way too seriously.

    Can I just say I wished my body carried pregnancy as well as your’s does? I was actually told once that I looked like a beach ball with little arms and legs sticking out. That was with my singleton, can’t imagine what I looked like with the twins.

    I heart you. lol Thanks so very much for making me laugh today. I needed this.

  • http://www.happinessontap.com Elizabeth_K

    You look gorgeous … I’m sure baby loves her cigarettes and beer as much as anyone …

  • Vinsanity

    You can take the blogger out of Tennessee, but you will NEVER take the Tennessee out of the blogger!

  • pixandpug

    I LOVE this… Usually a lurker but I nearly urinated in my pants—this was so funny.

    Thank God for Dooce…

  • http://www.realityfish.com Robin G.

    I can’t believe you’re getting away with a) very little weight gain aside from the belly itself, and b) no stretch marks. Seriously, how did you pull this off? You’re drinking the blood of virgins, aren’t you?

    Also, the Pabst really adds the final touch. Awesome.

  • http://alannasvanillabean.blogspot.com Anonymous

    O.M.G. You are too awesomely freaking hilarious. I don’t know how I ever got through my days without your blog. LOVE the pics! :)

  • http://www.myspace.com/beautifulmistake63 Linds

    Man… I wish I had pictures like that from when my mom was pregnant with me.

    Too bad she was Mormon and therefore lacked all sense of humor.

  • Jamie

    I don’t usually comment, but goshdarnit, this is completely FANTASTIC. $#%&, Anna Wintour.

  • kiki

    blown away by your GENIUS. love it.

  • Laura

    I hate you. Hate. Hate. Haaaaaaate. Youuuuu. It’s not fair! That is NOT the belly of a woman who is 37 weeks pregnant! (Especially one who has already carried one baby in there). Damn you and your beautiful, extra-tall genes! I’m going to go wallow in self-pity with my Donnettes!